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It's getting cold...still no furnace...I'm close, but not quite there...I was denied the grant I applied for, so it's gotta be out of pocket...please share & help me reach my goal

Thank you to those who have helped me come this far 💕
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Men very rarely say ty when you leave the door open for them and that’s why I usually don’t. But it’s a holiday, so I decided to be nice. Apparently no one told grandpa tho. I hope every fucking bottle of liquor he just bought breaks
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Where are they even deporting *checks notes* Native AMERICANS to?????
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

(I’m Chuck btw)
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
When you both invite and then promptly uninvite yourself to dinner
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Alright I’m starting season 1 of stranger things…lemme see what this shits about
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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art doesn’t need a making machine. WE ARE THE MAKING MACHINES.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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URGENT: Cheese Recall - Listeria
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart and Sam’s Club Just Recalled Cheese in a Total of 31 States and Washington, D.C.
The recall effort seems to be growing rapidly amid Listeria bacteria concerns as other retailers also alert customers.
flip.it
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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When the yams squirt (the syrup meets the mac) >>>>
When the Mac and Yams scissor>>>>
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Funny, I actually always thought that some people’s sounds of a dick in their throat sounds similar to the guttural sounds of a turkey
Gobble gobble that di—
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I don’t—I’m not about to put something Ik gon be nasty in my mouth to spare someone else’s feelings
3. How do you avoid dishes that you already know won’t be good without being offensive?
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
good morning 🫶🏾
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Turkey this, turkey that…what about me?? I wanna be stuffed too! 🥺🥺
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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I may be the one millennial who still wants a formal living and dining room. Open concept homes are a trick of the enemy.
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 gonna have to try this one day
Grab your favorite book and get naked. You’re gonna read to me while I eat it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
If you gon talk about stranger things, USE THE FUCKING HASHTAG DAMN!!! Give people a chance before you come through ruining shit
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Once but I like them better raw
Has anyone ever baked the Hawaiian rolls per the instructions on the back of the package?
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The stars are so fucking bright tonight
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Dr. Doolittle #iykyk 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
Aaliyah “Are You That Somebody?” The whole video had memorable choreography!
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Lmaooo I saved this so mf quick to send to some people. I hope they laugh as hard as I did 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Ok and…?
I need the pull-inners to know a real bitch is in the p-lot!!
People who back in just want attention!
I parallel park with ease. Now backing in…
Fucking hate it
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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God forbid a girl is tryna make it easier and safer to leave 🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
OH NO!! I can whip my shit in QUIIICK! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This year! It was a lot of fun and I made a couple concert friends, one who was also there alone too!
Have yall ever gone to a concert by yourself? How was it?
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
That reminded me of my first name on here—certified curb hitter 🥹🥹🥹
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM