Beff
bethanyrenee.bsky.social
Beff
@bethanyrenee.bsky.social
Black.615.Church Girl.HU. I’m probably somewhere listening to music and crocheting 🧶.
Pinned
To avoid future confusion: Not a mom. Full time auntie to Nunu, Scrunch & Squirms. I let their mama do the heavy lifting.
My clear frames broke last night. Good thing I have 2 other pairs of glasses.

I wanted a new pair anyway.
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“Home” is my house & wherever B & the boys are.
9. How has your understanding of “home” changed over time, particularly during the holiday season?
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I should’ve been asleep 3 hours ago.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Need. Starting to lose hearing in my fingers.
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Currently it’s garlic powder and lemon pepper
what's a thing you always buy because you think you're out then you get home and see you had it the whole time?

For me it's magic erasers.
there's a minimum of 6 boxes in the house rn 🥴
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Ass & titties.
Toes & holes.
What y’all be having in here ?
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
For what? Am I doing crimes???? 😂😂
I don’t trust people who can’t/don’t back in!! What if you gotta run to yo car to get away??? Stay ready, my niggas
I parallel park with ease. Now backing in…
Fucking hate it
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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People who back in just want attention!
I parallel park with ease. Now backing in…
Fucking hate it
Parallel parking should be abolished
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I parallel park with ease. Now backing in…
Fucking hate it
Parallel parking should be abolished
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Sometimes I think AI-generated “artists” are able to trick so many people because the human artists they were listening to up to that point were already so formulaic to begin with

I think fans should listen more critically & artists should insist on finding themselves

AI won’t stand a chance then
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This is the first year my nuclear family unit will have turkey. We usually eat with extended family & leave the turkey to my daddy.
We don't have turkey this year. Fried chicken and brisket.
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I didn’t get any more cones. And I’m not going back outside tonight, besides walking down to B’s to make the boys eat dinner.
SMH
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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we made it to Thanksgiving Jr, still at $360 at the moment. share if you can or donate if you have the means to. i appreciate everybody that got me this far, anything helps. ✨
made it to another Monday. still at $360 rn, so if you still can, please do share/donate if you have the means to. still have a few things i wanna take care of on top of finding housing, too. gofund.me/399728d9c

and also, if it’s easier for you..
CA: $treyofharts
paypal/venmo: @/bruceleroy93
Donate to Support Trey in Overcoming Homelessness, organized by Trey Evans
my name’s Trey. for those who don’t know, i’ve been dealing with homelessness for t… Trey Evans needs your support for Support Trey in Overcoming Homelessness
gofund.me
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
A have a laundry list of Black & white movies I’ve never seen.
And will never see.
This is a safe space I promise…., What Black Classic movie you haven’t seen?
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
2/3
Keep degradation away from me
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I just told B & Nunu about that video.
She’s so pissed at me 😂😂😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
She bout to piss the whole family off
My sister is trying something new for Thanksgiving. She’s using CROISSANTS for the dressing. I don’t care though because I don’t eat dressing anyway.
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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And it's non negotiable!
I don't want your homemade cranberry sauce. Give me the can of mystery holiday jelly packed by a worker ready to burn the whole factory down.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I know way more about booty blisters than I should, thanks that nasty woman.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
He spells is SixLack, I’m calling him SixLack
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You people are unhinged 😂😂😂
Why do I follow y’all??

I just read “penis fly trap” for pussy & “hemmy” for hemorrhoid
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Period.
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I didn’t even finish it. It’s NOT good.
listening to the new Miguel album. still not really buying what he's selling 🫠
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
THIS IS THE REAL QUESTION!!!
And also the moment when my phone flew across the room

BIT DOWN?????
Even if we ignore the hemorrhoid part, what do you mean you bit down cus you thought it was a dingleberry?????
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Short people have elite face cards though, and you long shinned gremlins could never.
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM