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Patrick, Not Pat

@patricknotpat.bsky.social

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Human first. Boy named troy from Detroit | PhD Student in English | Black horror lover.

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Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.bsky.social · Apr 24

BREAKING: My journey to becoming Dr. Spooky begins this fall!

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Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.bsky.social · 19h

How long do you think the government will stay shut down?

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Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.bsky.social · 1d

Beyoncé really brought out like 30 girls just to clap and sway for her Me Myself and I performance in 2003 lol

Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.bsky.social · 1d

Beyoncé’s sex appeal is so effortless.

Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.bsky.social · 1d

I want the algorithm to leave these straight boy gay b8rs off my TL.

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FUBU BLACK OPS @theboyformidable.blacksky.app · 2d

Need dat...for the culture y la cultura

Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · Jul 21

Ok I need a Bad Bunny x Doechii collab ASAP🔥😮‍💨

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Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.bsky.social · 2d

The best dates cost $50 or less.

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Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.bsky.social · 2d

What stage of life are you in when you start making chicken salad in the middle of the day?

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Rico, house father of WAWG & salt shaker CEO 🧂🤸🏾‍♂️✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app · 3d

He looks real good, but he’s not healthy for you.

That’s all.

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Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.bsky.social · 3d

But now that I think about it tit… if I loved it.. chances are the white swifties did not fuck with it lol

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Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.bsky.social · 3d

i did not think it was thattttt bad lmao

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[road to 5K] @momentoftru.posts.fyi · 7d

What a loser lmao. Was upset to see that people on here didn’t really care much about non-sense bird rapper beef 😂

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Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.bsky.social · 4d

There’s an entire thread u can follow called Elected Democrats

Lynn Schrader @lynnrschrader.bsky.social · 4d

Why aren’t elected Dems on Bluesky?? Why are their social media interactions only on the platform owned and controlled by a White Supremacist?

Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.bsky.social · 4d

Someone was born in 2003 lol

Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.bsky.social · 4d

2003 for me.

Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.bsky.social · 5d

Calibri may be the new bitch on the block, but she is just the foreplay. Miss Roman is the intercourse, the main attraction.

Calibri may have the views, but Miss Romans has the Grammys, the Oscars, and the credibility.

Everybody knows young trick Calibri slept her way to the top.

🗣️ PaRappa the Yappa™ [Cozy] @brilliantbeeh.bsky.social · 5d

Times New Roman ain't been the baddest bitch since 2007 when that hoe Calibri swooped in and stole the spotlight.

Nearly 20 years later, Times is a washed up, drug addicted, $2 whore.

You can find Miss Roman at the corner of Silly & Hoe turning tricks for pennies on the dollar.

Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.bsky.social · 5d

How did Times New Roman become the baddest bitch? lol.