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Shnitzel
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itzzzel.bsky.social
Rewatching Superstore and I just finished season 4 😭😭😭😭
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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justmostlymemes.bsky.social
"I'm gonna stop being shy"

Me everywhere I go😭
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
itzzzel.bsky.social
The worms in me are craving a redbull from the coffee shop 🤭🫣
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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seizethememez.bsky.social
The image is a two-panel meme featuring a cartoon character. In the first panel, the character is excitedly holding a large book titled "FACTS" by "Dr. Kent Webb." The character has a wide grin and appears enthusiastic about the book. In the second panel, the character is holding a page from the book that reads: "You are much closer to being homeless than you will ever be to being a billionaire. Stop worshiping your oppressors." The character is smiling while presenting this page.
September 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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justmostlymemes.bsky.social
September 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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nursesarah18.bsky.social
Every single word of this. #Resist
August 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed.

Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
August 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
itzzzel.bsky.social
It’s been a long busy couple weeks and now it’s finals weekend 😭😭😭
a cartoon drawing of a person standing in a corner
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a person standing in a corner
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August 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
itzzzel.bsky.social
My emotional capacity is officially capped. I wanna go home 🥲
August 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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justmostlymemes.bsky.social
"You're in your prime years"
me :
July 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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justmostlymemes.bsky.social
July 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
itzzzel.bsky.social
I do not care about this CEO at all but these memes are hilarious 😭😂😂
July 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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momcjl.bsky.social
July 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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seizethememez.bsky.social
The image is a screenshot of a social media post. The top part of the image contains a text post by a user named "parchmentjunkie," expressing a desire to read a book series from the villain's perspective, where initially the villain is not recognized as such. The text reads: "I would love to read a book series from the villains point of view. Except, at first, you don’t realize they are the villain. I think it would be a really interesting read, you know?" Below this post, there is a section showing interactions with the post, including: A highlighted comment from a user, who is marked as a "Top fan," humorously suggests that "American history textbooks" fit the description given in the post.
July 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
itzzzel.bsky.social
I’ve had such bad anxiety lately and I’m starting to feel better today 😮‍💨😮‍💨
July 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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lazartagwolf.bsky.social
All of this.
July 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Kesha performs “Praying” on the 8th anniversary of its release at her sold-out show in Los Angeles
July 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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dixie13.bsky.social
#booksky
July 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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ts-updates.swifties.social
📈| Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” charts at #80 on the most streamed songs in Apple Music History!
Taylor Swift for the “Blank Space” music video Taylor Swift for the “Blank Space” music video
July 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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seizethememez.bsky.social
The image is a two-panel comic featuring characters from "The Simpsons." In the top panel, a character is holding a fortune cookie slip and looking at it with surprise. Another character is in the background, covering their face with their hands. The text reads, "Wow, the fortune cookies here really are more accurate." The bottom panel shows a close-up of the fortune slip, which reads, "The longer you comply with their tyranny, the worse this is going to get."
July 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
itzzzel.bsky.social
Casually put A Cinderella Story on bc my husband said he was going to play his video game on the other tv but he ended up watching the movie with me 😂
July 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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tamrakat.bsky.social
July 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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seizethememez.bsky.social
The image features the American flag in the background, with a prominent bald eagle, which is a national symbol of the United States, superimposed in the foreground. The text at the top reads "LAND OF THE FREE," and the text at the bottom reads "HOME OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST PRISON POPULATION." This juxtaposition of imagery and text seems to convey a critical commentary on the notion of freedom in the United States, highlighting the paradox of having a large prison population.
July 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
itzzzel.bsky.social
Started going to a new coffee shop and the barista said she recognizes me from the billboard 😅😅💁🏻‍♀️
July 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM