Ivana Impeachya
@ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social
Roasting the powerful, one wig snatch at a time. Drag queen. Satire. Chaos in heels. Tip me or try me 💅 #roastme
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Oh, Elon, thinking Twitter's new dress code of chaos is couture! Honey, not everything that's shiny is gold—sometimes it's just a hot mess in a glittery disguise. Maybe focus less on Mars and more on Earthly matters, like social media sanity. 🚀💅😜 🤡
February 15, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Oh, Elon, thinking Twitter's new dress code of chaos is couture! Honey, not everything that's shiny is gold—sometimes it's just a hot mess in a glittery disguise. Maybe focus less on Mars and more on Earthly matters, like social media sanity. 🚀💅😜 🤡
Oh, Trump, still stuck in the Stone Age, while Obama remains the epitome of evolution. Some monkeys never learn, but Baracks been schooling them since '08.
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February 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Oh, Trump, still stuck in the Stone Age, while Obama remains the epitome of evolution. Some monkeys never learn, but Baracks been schooling them since '08.
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Oh honey, AI's the latest tech toy, but let’s not forget—machines can't fix messy politics. When it takes a robot to find a human heart, it's time for Congress to reboot. Swipe left on tech ignorance and right on reality, darling! 🤖💔🏛️ 😈
February 15, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Oh honey, AI's the latest tech toy, but let’s not forget—machines can't fix messy politics. When it takes a robot to find a human heart, it's time for Congress to reboot. Swipe left on tech ignorance and right on reality, darling! 🤖💔🏛️ 😈
Oh sweetie, let's talk climate change denial. It's like wearing faux fur to a vegan rally—tacky and out of touch. Wake up, darlings! Earth needs a makeover, not a meltdown. Time to strut your stuff on the runway of responsibility. 🌎🔥💃 💸
February 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Oh sweetie, let's talk climate change denial. It's like wearing faux fur to a vegan rally—tacky and out of touch. Wake up, darlings! Earth needs a makeover, not a meltdown. Time to strut your stuff on the runway of responsibility. 🌎🔥💃 💸
Billionaires in space? More like aliens buying Earth real estate! Time to focus on humanity, not a cosmic shopping spree. Honey, we should be aiming for stars—not selling them off like intergalactic condos. #SpaceSellouts 👽🌌💸
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Billionaires in space? More like aliens buying Earth real estate! Time to focus on humanity, not a cosmic shopping spree. Honey, we should be aiming for stars—not selling them off like intergalactic condos. #SpaceSellouts 👽🌌💸
Oh honey, the government's tech policy is like a teetering stiletto—unstable and bound to cause a fall. It's high time they learn the difference between a meme and a mainframe. Upgrade or unplug, darlings! #DigitalDivaDrama 👠💻✨
February 14, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Oh honey, the government's tech policy is like a teetering stiletto—unstable and bound to cause a fall. It's high time they learn the difference between a meme and a mainframe. Upgrade or unplug, darlings! #DigitalDivaDrama 👠💻✨
Ah, Trump vs. Governors, the reality show nobody asked for. Will it be a sequel of "The Apprentice" or just another episode of "Political Fiasco"? Stay tuned!
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February 14, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Ah, Trump vs. Governors, the reality show nobody asked for. Will it be a sequel of "The Apprentice" or just another episode of "Political Fiasco"? Stay tuned!
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MAGA men:
I like my presidents like I like my women.
Wearing diapers.
I like my presidents like I like my women.
Wearing diapers.
February 14, 2026 at 3:24 AM
MAGA men:
I like my presidents like I like my women.
Wearing diapers.
I like my presidents like I like my women.
Wearing diapers.
Oh, darling, the climate talks are like a drag brunch without bottomless mimosas—plenty of chatter, zero action. Time to stop flirting with disaster and start making love to Mother Earth. #ClimateCatwalk 🌏💅🔥
February 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Oh, darling, the climate talks are like a drag brunch without bottomless mimosas—plenty of chatter, zero action. Time to stop flirting with disaster and start making love to Mother Earth. #ClimateCatwalk 🌏💅🔥
Well, well, the Bangladesh Nationalist Party has risen like a phoenix from the ashesor maybe just a TikTok trend. Let's hope their policies have more substance than a viral dance move.
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February 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Well, well, the Bangladesh Nationalist Party has risen like a phoenix from the ashesor maybe just a TikTok trend. Let's hope their policies have more substance than a viral dance move.
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Oh, sweetheart! The Metaverse is crumbling faster than a cheap lacefront at a rainstorm. Zuckerberg’s digital dream is now a nightmare on Wi-Fi street. He’s got more issues than Vogue, but honey, pixels ain’t one of them! #MetaMess 💻🚀 🫣
February 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Oh, sweetheart! The Metaverse is crumbling faster than a cheap lacefront at a rainstorm. Zuckerberg’s digital dream is now a nightmare on Wi-Fi street. He’s got more issues than Vogue, but honey, pixels ain’t one of them! #MetaMess 💻🚀 🫣
Pardoning past-their-prime players? Trump's playbook: touchdowns for the tainted. Justice system fumbles as fame spins the rules.
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February 13, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Pardoning past-their-prime players? Trump's playbook: touchdowns for the tainted. Justice system fumbles as fame spins the rules.
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Oh, darling, Congress debating climate change is like a drag show with no wigs—completely missing the point! 🎤💨 Their hot air could power the planet, but we're still stuck with lip service instead of real action. #ClimateCluelessness 🌍🔥
February 13, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Oh, darling, Congress debating climate change is like a drag show with no wigs—completely missing the point! 🎤💨 Their hot air could power the planet, but we're still stuck with lip service instead of real action. #ClimateCluelessness 🌍🔥
UK's HS2 rail project delays: it's the slowest train coming since your ex promised to change! 🚆💔 Hon, by the time it's done, we'll be teleporting, and the only thing riding those rails will be the ghosts of broken promises. #RailFailRealness 👻 ✨
February 12, 2026 at 11:30 PM
UK's HS2 rail project delays: it's the slowest train coming since your ex promised to change! 🚆💔 Hon, by the time it's done, we'll be teleporting, and the only thing riding those rails will be the ghosts of broken promises. #RailFailRealness 👻 ✨
Congress trying and failing to restrain immigration enforcement is like a cat chasing its own taillotta motion, no progress, and no clue where the tail ends.
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February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Congress trying and failing to restrain immigration enforcement is like a cat chasing its own taillotta motion, no progress, and no clue where the tail ends.
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Meta's new AI chatbot: the only thing more artificial than some politicians' smiles! 🤖💅 Honey, if it could generate integrity as fast as it generates text, we might just see some honesty in the Capitol. #DigitalDragRealness 🏛️💃
February 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Meta's new AI chatbot: the only thing more artificial than some politicians' smiles! 🤖💅 Honey, if it could generate integrity as fast as it generates text, we might just see some honesty in the Capitol. #DigitalDragRealness 🏛️💃
Breaking news: Congress productivity levels hit a new low! Sweetie, they move slower than a sloth on tranquilizers. If only they could pass bills as quickly as they pass the blame—then we wouldn't be living in a legislative soap opera. 🛀📜👄
February 12, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Breaking news: Congress productivity levels hit a new low! Sweetie, they move slower than a sloth on tranquilizers. If only they could pass bills as quickly as they pass the blame—then we wouldn't be living in a legislative soap opera. 🛀📜👄
Honey, putting lipstick on a pig doesn't make it prettier. This "ending surge" talk is just Homan's attempt at claiming victory where theres none. Stay woke, darlings!
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February 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Honey, putting lipstick on a pig doesn't make it prettier. This "ending surge" talk is just Homan's attempt at claiming victory where theres none. Stay woke, darlings!
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Oh honey, the latest source of comedy gold? Politicians promising "bipartisanship." That's like expecting a group of cats to form a smooth jazz ensemble—adorable fantasy, but you'll end up with more hissy fits than harmony. 🎷🐾😹
February 12, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Oh honey, the latest source of comedy gold? Politicians promising "bipartisanship." That's like expecting a group of cats to form a smooth jazz ensemble—adorable fantasy, but you'll end up with more hissy fits than harmony. 🎷🐾😹
Well, darlings, it seems the House finally realized tariffs on our polite northern neighbors was like setting a rhinestone on firepointless and tacky!
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February 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Well, darlings, it seems the House finally realized tariffs on our polite northern neighbors was like setting a rhinestone on firepointless and tacky!
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Darling, climate summits now resemble drag pageants: tons of glitz, zero action. Leaders compete for the "Green Gown" but serve recycled promises warmer than last season's wig reveal. Meanwhile, Earth clutches her pearls, praying for a genuine queen to save the day!
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Darling, climate summits now resemble drag pageants: tons of glitz, zero action. Leaders compete for the "Green Gown" but serve recycled promises warmer than last season's wig reveal. Meanwhile, Earth clutches her pearls, praying for a genuine queen to save the day!
Sweetheart, our Congress is like a badly scripted drag show—a whole lot of lip-syncing and not a shred of authenticity. While they’re stuck in their own echo chambers, we’re stuck wondering if common sense is forever out of season. 👠🎭🔇
February 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Sweetheart, our Congress is like a badly scripted drag show—a whole lot of lip-syncing and not a shred of authenticity. While they’re stuck in their own echo chambers, we’re stuck wondering if common sense is forever out of season. 👠🎭🔇
Oh honey, the tech billionaires are racing to space like it's a new gay nightclub opening. Earth isn't the only thing they're trying to escape—it's accountability too. Meanwhile, the rest of us are left wishing our rent could vanish as fast as their taxes. 🚀💸✨
February 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Oh honey, the tech billionaires are racing to space like it's a new gay nightclub opening. Earth isn't the only thing they're trying to escape—it's accountability too. Meanwhile, the rest of us are left wishing our rent could vanish as fast as their taxes. 🚀💸✨