Ivan K
@ivankander.bsky.social
Repping the DMV. Bad filmmaker. Mediocre motion designer.
www.lucky9studios.com
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www.lucky9studios.com
thereisnttimeforthat.substack.com
Eddington is a Thanksgiving movie. No, I'm not a crackpot.
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Eddington is a Thanksgiving Movie
How Ari Aster’s pandemic conspiracy western shows what happens when the silos of American society are forced to crash into one another.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Eddington is a Thanksgiving movie. No, I'm not a crackpot.
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Me 5 minutes into any movie that we start after 9:00 pm.
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Me 5 minutes into any movie that we start after 9:00 pm.
Smugly proud that I have no idea what the Chat GPT interface even looks like.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Smugly proud that I have no idea what the Chat GPT interface even looks like.
New Newsletter!
I bought a new TV and made me insane: an unhinged rant about motion smoothing and AI buzzwords. #Hisense
I bought a new TV and made me insane: an unhinged rant about motion smoothing and AI buzzwords. #Hisense
My Smart TV’s Settings are Making Me Insane
An unhinged rant about unnecessary features, marketing buzzwords, and, of course, motion smoothing
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November 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
New Newsletter!
I bought a new TV and made me insane: an unhinged rant about motion smoothing and AI buzzwords. #Hisense
I bought a new TV and made me insane: an unhinged rant about motion smoothing and AI buzzwords. #Hisense
On this week's newsletter, I attempted to make kid friendly mac and cheese. It was harder than you think. #recipes #macandcheese
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This Isn’t Time to Make Macaroni and Cheese
My quest to make “homemade” kid-approved macaroni and cheese
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November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
On this week's newsletter, I attempted to make kid friendly mac and cheese. It was harder than you think. #recipes #macandcheese
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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever just thrown a bunch of stuff away?
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever just thrown a bunch of stuff away?
For any one wondering, yes, middle schoolers are still doing this 30 years later…
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
For any one wondering, yes, middle schoolers are still doing this 30 years later…
New newsletter! "The Chair Company" is terrific—Tim Robinson is our nation's luminary in expressing the mundane insanity of boring cubicle life. #TimRobinson #TheChairCompany
Tim Robinson Isn’t Crazy. The World Is.
How "The Chair Company" captures the mundane insanity of “normal” life
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November 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
New newsletter! "The Chair Company" is terrific—Tim Robinson is our nation's luminary in expressing the mundane insanity of boring cubicle life. #TimRobinson #TheChairCompany
Guys, I'm super happy and all, but there's really no reason I should know this much about NYC politics.
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Guys, I'm super happy and all, but there's really no reason I should know this much about NYC politics.
Oh, no. Who are the Democrats going to run in 2028?
Former US vice-president Dick Cheney dies aged 84 – latest updates
Former US vice-president Dick Cheney dies aged 84 – latest updates
Former US vice-presdient Dick Cheney has died, according to a family statement
The former US vice-president, Dick Cheney, has died aged 84, according to a family statement.
The US government shutdown on Tuesday entered its 35th day, matching a record set during Donald Trump’s first term for the longest in history. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Oh, no. Who are the Democrats going to run in 2028?
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They’re actually called nuclear hoagies
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
They’re actually called nuclear hoagies
"It's on the kids to reject this sh!t!"
Inspired by filmmaker Marcus Jones's quote on @bobbymillertime.com's newsletter, I wrote my own newsletter about AI social media slop.
Inspired by filmmaker Marcus Jones's quote on @bobbymillertime.com's newsletter, I wrote my own newsletter about AI social media slop.
Who is the Slop For?
AI generated social media is here. I don’t know who its audience is supposed to be.
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October 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"It's on the kids to reject this sh!t!"
Inspired by filmmaker Marcus Jones's quote on @bobbymillertime.com's newsletter, I wrote my own newsletter about AI social media slop.
Inspired by filmmaker Marcus Jones's quote on @bobbymillertime.com's newsletter, I wrote my own newsletter about AI social media slop.
Remember: You are stronger than you know.
October 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Remember: You are stronger than you know.
I wrote about the end of @marcmaron.bsky.social's
WTF podcast, and as a result, the end of a podcasting era. Thanks for everything, Marc. Boomer lives!
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WTF podcast, and as a result, the end of a podcasting era. Thanks for everything, Marc. Boomer lives!
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A Tribute to Marc Maron and WTF
Some thoughts on the end of a podcasting era
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October 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I wrote about the end of @marcmaron.bsky.social's
WTF podcast, and as a result, the end of a podcasting era. Thanks for everything, Marc. Boomer lives!
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WTF podcast, and as a result, the end of a podcasting era. Thanks for everything, Marc. Boomer lives!
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New newsletter! I smoke some meat, make dubious life decisions, and form a newfound appreciation for any craft done at a high level.
There Isn't Time to Enter a Kosher Barbecue Competition
I went into the mountains and learned how to smoke brisket.
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October 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
New newsletter! I smoke some meat, make dubious life decisions, and form a newfound appreciation for any craft done at a high level.
New newsletter: I wrote about #Silksong, being old, and how self-induced challenges can prove that we are stronger than we know.
There Isn’t Time to Git Gud
"Hollow Knight: Silksong" is my mid-life crisis game.
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October 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
New newsletter: I wrote about #Silksong, being old, and how self-induced challenges can prove that we are stronger than we know.
The short film that I directed last year is now available to watch online.
Much love to my cast and crew! #indiefilm
youtube.com/watch?v=7wt_eUkythI&feature=youtu.be
Much love to my cast and crew! #indiefilm
youtube.com/watch?v=7wt_eUkythI&feature=youtu.be
Caesar Salad - A short film
YouTube video by Ivan Kander
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October 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The short film that I directed last year is now available to watch online.
Much love to my cast and crew! #indiefilm
youtube.com/watch?v=7wt_eUkythI&feature=youtu.be
Much love to my cast and crew! #indiefilm
youtube.com/watch?v=7wt_eUkythI&feature=youtu.be
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Wrote about the entertainment industry trades trying to will this nonsense into existence
Tilly Norwood is a gen AI psyop
Tilly Norwood is a gen AI psyop
The point is to normalize generative AI in your mind.
buff.ly
October 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Wrote about the entertainment industry trades trying to will this nonsense into existence
Nothing destroys the sanctity of a Friday afternoon quite like finding out my daughter's elementary school is having spirit week starting Monday.
October 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Nothing destroys the sanctity of a Friday afternoon quite like finding out my daughter's elementary school is having spirit week starting Monday.
"We've created a computer-based super intelligence!"
"Can it somehow prevent me from getting 37 spam phone calls in a day?"
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"No."
"Can it somehow prevent me from getting 37 spam phone calls in a day?"
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"No."
October 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"We've created a computer-based super intelligence!"
"Can it somehow prevent me from getting 37 spam phone calls in a day?"
....
"No."
"Can it somehow prevent me from getting 37 spam phone calls in a day?"
....
"No."
Yom Kippur starts at sunset tonight.
I wrote about Netflix's #LongStoryShort, which I think is the best representation of American Jewishness that I've seen in pop culture.
I wrote about Netflix's #LongStoryShort, which I think is the best representation of American Jewishness that I've seen in pop culture.
"Long Story Short" Made Me Feel Seen
In praise of Raphael Bob-Waksberg’s new animated series, and a reflection of what it means to see Jewishness on screen.
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October 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Yom Kippur starts at sunset tonight.
I wrote about Netflix's #LongStoryShort, which I think is the best representation of American Jewishness that I've seen in pop culture.
I wrote about Netflix's #LongStoryShort, which I think is the best representation of American Jewishness that I've seen in pop culture.
@vincemancini.bsky.social Important Brock Pierce sighting.
Crypto billionaire Brock Pierce, speaking at Fraunces Tavern in downtown Manhattan alongside Rev. Al Cockfield, says he's launching the "draft Eric back campaign" to try to get Eric Adams back in the mayoral race.
More about it here: www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/30/b...
More about it here: www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/30/b...
September 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
@vincemancini.bsky.social Important Brock Pierce sighting.
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New newsletter: I rank various film and TV genres by how likely they will be to put my wife to sleep. Stay cozy, y'all!
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A Ranking of Film and Television Genres By How Likely They Will Be to Put My Wife to Sleep
I’m not sleeping…I’m just resting my eyes...
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September 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
New newsletter: I rank various film and TV genres by how likely they will be to put my wife to sleep. Stay cozy, y'all!
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So, apparently I’m a masochist?
September 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
So, apparently I’m a masochist?