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Ivan K
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Repping the DMV. Bad filmmaker. Mediocre motion designer.

www.lucky9studios.com
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It seems weird to say out loud, but I think Sir Ben Kingsley is giving the performance of his career in a made for streaming Marvel TV series.
February 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
For the controller-challenged in your life, I compiled a list of non-traditional video games to recommend, starting—of course—with the phenomenal @roottrees.com game.

#videogames #puzzlegames

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Video Games for People who Suck at Video Games
A list for those in your life who may be controller-challenged
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February 5, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Going to the doctor in America is fun because prior to the appointment, you will be bombarded by text message reminders/portal signups/online forms.

And, then, when you get there, they be like "who dis?"
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Reposted by Ivan K
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:

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February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I don't have the words to adequately express how I'm feeling right now, but I tried. #RIP_Alex

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American Dissonance
The doctrine that defines life in the USA.
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January 29, 2026 at 5:06 PM
2026 Oscar Nominations: See the Full List
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I wrote about not liking #ThePitt and the resurgence of "episodic" TV.

I am wrong. I apologize.
I Don’t Want TV to Feel Like TV.
Episodic television is back. I’m not thrilled.
thereisnttimeforthat.substack.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Genuinely funny to me how this admin has gone so hard against “cancel culture” that they are constantly forced to defend and keep awful imbeciles in positions of power.
The Trump administration is rallying around Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer as she faces professional misconduct allegations that led to the suspension of two of her top aides last week.
Trump administration backs labor secretary facing misconduct probe
The accusations have caught the attention of the business community in Washington, which supports the agency’s priorities under Lori Chavez-DeRemer.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:03 PM
What if recession, but, you know, Instagram friendly?
January 19, 2026 at 11:55 AM
I’m at the “impulse bought an air fryer” stage of depression.
January 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
X is down? You mean the stolen art and pedo app?
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Don't let this game slip through the cracks! I wrote about @11bitstudios.bsky.social's Death Howl, a game that brilliantly combines elements of my favorite games into a fresh package. #deckbuilder #soulslike #pixelart

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Indie Game Spotlight: Death Howl
Lose yourself in the Scandinavian deck builder of your dreams
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January 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Mark Kelly texts me more than my mom.
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Large Bluesky following? They're probably cool.

Large LinkedIn following? They're a monster.
January 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Sent off the follow-up e-mails. Made a cup of tea. Currently unwinding by trying to put together a cursed candy company's family tree.
January 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
It's "good morning, happy new year, circling back" e-mail day to all who celebrate
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
First work day of the year. Take a deep breath. Make a roux.

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There Isn't Time to Make a Roux
What we can learn from making a New Year’s vegan gumbo
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January 5, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Our long national nightmare is finally over.*

*I shaved my mustache
January 2, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The algorithm really doesn't understand Dredge at all.
December 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Read some real bangers this year. Lonesome Dove was a bit of a project but it’s an American masterpiece.
December 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The world feels really bad right now so I decided to roast a chicken.

Happy New Year, folks. Be kind to those around you!
How To Roast A Chicken
I don’t have the tools to face the current state of the world, but I do know how to cook.
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December 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Thanks to @jeffcannata.bsky.social for recommending "Death Howl" on @dlchypetrain.bsky.social. A game that feels like it was built for me.
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Scott’s newsletter has been a highlight of my week for five years running. Subscribe so he can keep making Skyline stunt food.
I am going to take some time off from being online the next couple of weeks but I put some good stuff online this year and this is a recap of some of it
New Action Cookbook Newsletter!

I'm preparing for a much-needed Yule log-off, but before I slam my laptop shut, I've got some superlatives to hand out for the Year That Was on the ACBN.

(Free to all today!)

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December 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Client just pulled the plug on a project that was potentially going to be a rush job over the holidays, and honestly, it was the perfect Hannukah gift.
December 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM