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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž
@ivanoozer.bsky.social
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Appreciator of brawny beards, fuzzy forearms, hairy chests and happy trails. Drip laugh love.
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 58m
Feels like it’s #Fursday.
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 1d
How rude of my hard cock to try to steal the spotlight on #TummyTuesday.
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M.T. Church @mtchurchxxx.bsky.social Β· 2d
Of all the holes in all the world, you have to cum into mine 😈
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 2d
My favorite black-and-white movie is Casawanka. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 3d
1,000 followers?! Aw shucks. Y'all got me feeling so flattered that I could spurt. (And I did, it being Sunday Cumday and all.)
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 6d
Calling in thick on Fat Cock Friday.
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 7d
A little between-the-cheeks teasin’ on this mid-Jocktober Humpday.
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 8d
Two hands are better than one.
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 9d
Barely keeping it in my (under)pants on Monochrome Monday.
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 10d
Sunday Cumday achievement unlocked!
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 12d
Fat Cock Friday comes with a two-drip minimum.
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 13d
It’s Thirsty Thursday. Can I get you a drink?
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 14d
Wiggle Wednesday is what you end up celebrating when you give up on a Humpday post after struggling for hours to write a caption centered around hilarious butt-centric wordplay.
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 15d
I hope you’re enjoying Tummy Tuesday as much as I am.
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 16d
Since it’s the first Monochrome Monday of Spooky Season, the vibe I’m going for is β€œmid-transformation wolfman from one of those classic Universal monster movies but make it super horny.”
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 17d
That thing where you pause the movie to check Bluesky real quick.
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 18d
Getting a head of myself on Soft Cock Saturday.
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 20d
All trails lead to Fat Cock Friday.
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 21d
Shame me for almost forgetting to post on the first day of Cocktober.
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 22d
Getting to the (dick) root of Tummy Tuesday.
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 23d
Now this is a Velma I can get behind. πŸ˜‰
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 23d
My impression of a 90Β° angle.
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 26d
If you forget to post on Fat Cock Friday, is your cock even fat? 😫
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· 28d
A friendly Thirsty Thursday reminder to stay hydrated by sucking my cock.
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Ivan Oozer πŸ”ž @ivanoozer.bsky.social Β· Sep 23
Ate an extra spicy potato soft taco for lunch in honor of Tummy Tuesday.
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