Ben
@ivebeenjammin.bsky.social
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hi it’s me you’re all in danger
February 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
hi it’s me you’re all in danger
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hey this is my
b̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ ❌
l̶i̶f̶e̶ p̶a̶r̶t̶n̶e̶r̶ ❌
h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ ❌
güey of life ✅
b̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ ❌
l̶i̶f̶e̶ p̶a̶r̶t̶n̶e̶r̶ ❌
h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ ❌
güey of life ✅
February 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
hey this is my
b̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ ❌
l̶i̶f̶e̶ p̶a̶r̶t̶n̶e̶r̶ ❌
h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ ❌
güey of life ✅
b̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ ❌
l̶i̶f̶e̶ p̶a̶r̶t̶n̶e̶r̶ ❌
h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ ❌
güey of life ✅
The awkward eye contact between atheists when someone is giving a 5 minute prayer
December 28, 2024 at 1:19 AM
The awkward eye contact between atheists when someone is giving a 5 minute prayer
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The power to guess a whole sentence (or more) from the first few words is a cursed one.
December 26, 2024 at 4:27 PM
The power to guess a whole sentence (or more) from the first few words is a cursed one.
What do people do with their lives after finishing a 62 hour audiobook (wind and truth)
December 25, 2024 at 3:15 AM
What do people do with their lives after finishing a 62 hour audiobook (wind and truth)
I feel like the hottest people only check Snapchat once or twice a day. Response times in the gutter
December 4, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I feel like the hottest people only check Snapchat once or twice a day. Response times in the gutter
It’s Spotify wrapped time (I cant escape the gay allegations)
December 4, 2024 at 5:01 PM
It’s Spotify wrapped time (I cant escape the gay allegations)
Suddenly have a yearning for yikyak. The ability to start drama anonymously? That’s a power I didn’t know I’d miss
December 4, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Suddenly have a yearning for yikyak. The ability to start drama anonymously? That’s a power I didn’t know I’d miss
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don't ask me to lift martial law before i've had my coffee
December 3, 2024 at 8:15 PM
don't ask me to lift martial law before i've had my coffee
I love opening Grindr at 8 am, falling back asleep, and then ignore every notification for the next 3 days
December 2, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I love opening Grindr at 8 am, falling back asleep, and then ignore every notification for the next 3 days
My boyfriend and my brother are the only ones I trust to still love me after I send the most heinous videos to them at midnight.
December 2, 2024 at 6:11 AM
My boyfriend and my brother are the only ones I trust to still love me after I send the most heinous videos to them at midnight.
My friend referred to war of the rohirrim as knights of Romania and I kind of knew what she meant? Not sure how that worked out
December 1, 2024 at 6:23 PM
My friend referred to war of the rohirrim as knights of Romania and I kind of knew what she meant? Not sure how that worked out
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“mask off-moment” — me discussing the weaker parts of the jim carrey filmography
November 25, 2024 at 1:54 PM
“mask off-moment” — me discussing the weaker parts of the jim carrey filmography
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hey bro wanna hold space together bro haha lmk
November 22, 2024 at 6:57 PM
hey bro wanna hold space together bro haha lmk
The music I listen to on the way home from work scares me when I open it the morning after. Like what was I feeling at 11 pm?
November 22, 2024 at 5:47 PM
The music I listen to on the way home from work scares me when I open it the morning after. Like what was I feeling at 11 pm?
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It’s not that I have an ass that “won’t quit” it’s that it has no reasonable path to retirement in this country
November 20, 2024 at 2:47 PM
It’s not that I have an ass that “won’t quit” it’s that it has no reasonable path to retirement in this country
I’m ready for a caffeine and straterra day. One cold brew on a empty stomach and I think I could fix capitalism
November 20, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I’m ready for a caffeine and straterra day. One cold brew on a empty stomach and I think I could fix capitalism
Name a show that you are positive no one remembers but you.
November 19, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Name a show that you are positive no one remembers but you.
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the Onion should buy Oklahoma
November 16, 2024 at 2:18 AM
the Onion should buy Oklahoma
“You is what you done”
November 15, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“You is what you done”
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I love this era of bluesky. twitter gays stumbling around looking for each other. comical and beautiful. like something David Attenborough would narrate with circus music playing in the background
November 15, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I love this era of bluesky. twitter gays stumbling around looking for each other. comical and beautiful. like something David Attenborough would narrate with circus music playing in the background
I love networking with other mentally ill gays at the psychiatry office. Always such a treat
November 14, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I love networking with other mentally ill gays at the psychiatry office. Always such a treat
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BARISTA (grinning): and you'd like that latte...
CHAPPELL ROAN: iced. for here
CHAPPELL ROAN: iced. for here
November 13, 2024 at 4:55 AM
BARISTA (grinning): and you'd like that latte...
CHAPPELL ROAN: iced. for here
CHAPPELL ROAN: iced. for here