PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib
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they/them. Haskell, cocktails, cats, shitposting.
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I sort of want to make my own cocktail book of my original recipes.
I can buy a cheap coffee table slab book and then print things out and stick them in like a really lazy scrapbook. I've currently got a list of ~50 complete recipes and ~50 more WIPs, so I think I'm gonna work through them and
I can buy a cheap coffee table slab book and then print things out and stick them in like a really lazy scrapbook. I've currently got a list of ~50 complete recipes and ~50 more WIPs, so I think I'm gonna work through them and
vaxxed?
the banks are out of money
December 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
vaxxed?
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I do not like Amsterdam. The buildings are too big and the canals are too big and the bike lanes are too big and there are too many people and the pedestrian crossings are too big.
December 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I do not like Amsterdam. The buildings are too big and the canals are too big and the bike lanes are too big and there are too many people and the pedestrian crossings are too big.
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Disney really fucked the dog on this one. Going to be remarkable to see how fast everything comes to a screeching halt
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Disney really fucked the dog on this one. Going to be remarkable to see how fast everything comes to a screeching halt
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📝 OPEN BRIEF 📝
Wil jij dat onze regering zorgvuldig en zorgzaam vorm geeft aan onze digitale toekomst, met oog voor mens en natuur?
Teken dan 🖊️ deze open brief, gericht aan de formerende partijen in de Eerste en Tweede Kamer en aan de demissionaire regering.
📝 openletter.earth/nl/zorgvuldi...
Wil jij dat onze regering zorgvuldig en zorgzaam vorm geeft aan onze digitale toekomst, met oog voor mens en natuur?
Teken dan 🖊️ deze open brief, gericht aan de formerende partijen in de Eerste en Tweede Kamer en aan de demissionaire regering.
📝 openletter.earth/nl/zorgvuldi...
December 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
📝 OPEN BRIEF 📝
Wil jij dat onze regering zorgvuldig en zorgzaam vorm geeft aan onze digitale toekomst, met oog voor mens en natuur?
Teken dan 🖊️ deze open brief, gericht aan de formerende partijen in de Eerste en Tweede Kamer en aan de demissionaire regering.
📝 openletter.earth/nl/zorgvuldi...
Wil jij dat onze regering zorgvuldig en zorgzaam vorm geeft aan onze digitale toekomst, met oog voor mens en natuur?
Teken dan 🖊️ deze open brief, gericht aan de formerende partijen in de Eerste en Tweede Kamer en aan de demissionaire regering.
📝 openletter.earth/nl/zorgvuldi...
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Of course the British are transphobic. Their most iconic building is big clock
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Of course the British are transphobic. Their most iconic building is big clock
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"Would it be cool and good if there was a torture basement cult that mutilates people's genitals?" is boring because the answer is so obviously "No, what? You know this is fiction, right?"
December 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
"Would it be cool and good if there was a torture basement cult that mutilates people's genitals?" is boring because the answer is so obviously "No, what? You know this is fiction, right?"
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I saw this in the data, someone subscribed Epstein to the list after his death and put that as his name.
It's a prank that the troll probably never expected anyone to see. www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
It's a prank that the troll probably never expected anyone to see. www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
Trump team email to Epstein: 'Pedophiles, I want you to know how important you are to me'
An email account belonging to Jeffrey Epstein regularly received alerts from Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign and, after Epstein’s death, was addressed under a shocking new name, newly released records sh...
www.rawstory.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I saw this in the data, someone subscribed Epstein to the list after his death and put that as his name.
It's a prank that the troll probably never expected anyone to see. www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
It's a prank that the troll probably never expected anyone to see. www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
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To be more constructive in my criticism of him:
Keir Starmer’s a cunt.
Keir Starmer’s a cunt.
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
To be more constructive in my criticism of him:
Keir Starmer’s a cunt.
Keir Starmer’s a cunt.
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We’re due a Hegseth Shoots Down Santa Sleigh, Double Taps surviving Elves onion story
Melania Trump: "Santa's reindeer -- Rudolph, Dasher, Comet, all of them -- they're resting in the North Pole. They need to save all of their energy for their great flight around the world on Christmas Eve. Santa told me they're snuggling beneath warm, fluffy blankets."
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
We’re due a Hegseth Shoots Down Santa Sleigh, Double Taps surviving Elves onion story
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I'm listening to a bob dylan album for the first time and I can't tell if he's great or if he's an alien that had only read the wikipedia page for 'singing'
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I'm listening to a bob dylan album for the first time and I can't tell if he's great or if he's an alien that had only read the wikipedia page for 'singing'
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mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean
you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him.
Trump: "When you look at football in the US, soccer -- we seem to never call it that, because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called football? We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him.
Gonna try this 1001 albums tracking for a bit to try and expand my music listening 1001albumsgenerator.com
1001 Albums Generator
Explore the history of music. One album a day. From the book 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die.
1001albumsgenerator.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Gonna try this 1001 albums tracking for a bit to try and expand my music listening 1001albumsgenerator.com
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fuck you Pink News
Trans men can now join the Women’s Institute under new policy
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/03/womens-institute-trans-ban/?utm_content=1764790804&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/03/womens-institute-trans-ban/?utm_content=1764790804&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Trans men can now join the Women's Institute under new policy
The Women's Institute's new policy banning trans women will allow men to join despite being a gender-exclusive organisation.
www.thepinknews.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
fuck you Pink News
coming back to a project after several weeks off, you know what that means
time to restructure and refactor everything!
time to restructure and refactor everything!
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
coming back to a project after several weeks off, you know what that means
time to restructure and refactor everything!
time to restructure and refactor everything!
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There is absolutely nothing left to the UK but bigotry and spite. A hateful place, you can almost taste it in the air, makes it hard to breathe.
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
There is absolutely nothing left to the UK but bigotry and spite. A hateful place, you can almost taste it in the air, makes it hard to breathe.
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If JKR is willing to destroy every women's and girls' organisation and institution in this country in her crusade against trans rights, make her fucking do it. Call her bluff. Full juridicial kamikaze. Show everyone how much these ghouls really care about women's and girls' spaces.
All these statements being made with "utmost regret and sadness" fundamentally don't change the fact that these organisations are all folding to appease one vexatious bigot because she has infinite money, instead of doing the right thing and sticking by their guns and ignoring the Supreme Court.
Women’s Institute will no longer accept trans women as members from April
Exclusive: CEO says decision taken with ‘utmost regret and sadness’ after supreme court ruling on definition of a woman
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
If JKR is willing to destroy every women's and girls' organisation and institution in this country in her crusade against trans rights, make her fucking do it. Call her bluff. Full juridicial kamikaze. Show everyone how much these ghouls really care about women's and girls' spaces.
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You have the choice to sacrifice trans people. Perhaps it will save you.
But you don't get to ask trans people to accept the role as sacrifice. You cannot expect understanding, acceptance, forgiveness, or respect.
You made your choice.
But you don't get to ask trans people to accept the role as sacrifice. You cannot expect understanding, acceptance, forgiveness, or respect.
You made your choice.
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
You have the choice to sacrifice trans people. Perhaps it will save you.
But you don't get to ask trans people to accept the role as sacrifice. You cannot expect understanding, acceptance, forgiveness, or respect.
You made your choice.
But you don't get to ask trans people to accept the role as sacrifice. You cannot expect understanding, acceptance, forgiveness, or respect.
You made your choice.
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The truth is that there are many good people in good institutions regretfully making the choice to sacrifice trans people because they fear for their own survival and their institution's survival...
...and it is incumbent on us to show them that their choice is not without consequence.
...and it is incumbent on us to show them that their choice is not without consequence.
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The truth is that there are many good people in good institutions regretfully making the choice to sacrifice trans people because they fear for their own survival and their institution's survival...
...and it is incumbent on us to show them that their choice is not without consequence.
...and it is incumbent on us to show them that their choice is not without consequence.
I regret saying that these orgs had no choice but to fold under the lawfare. Cowardly fuckers.
They should've fucking fought to bankruptcy. Tar these "concerned parties" as wanting to demolish girl guiding entirely just to feed their cruelty and see how quickly public opinion turns on them.
They should've fucking fought to bankruptcy. Tar these "concerned parties" as wanting to demolish girl guiding entirely just to feed their cruelty and see how quickly public opinion turns on them.
Women's Institute have also folded.
They're a private organisation who can decide exactly who their members are and aren't. The SC only affects provisions of the Equality Act, none of which apply to this.
They've chosen to protect themselves from legal challenges at the expense of trans people.
They're a private organisation who can decide exactly who their members are and aren't. The SC only affects provisions of the Equality Act, none of which apply to this.
They've chosen to protect themselves from legal challenges at the expense of trans people.
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I regret saying that these orgs had no choice but to fold under the lawfare. Cowardly fuckers.
They should've fucking fought to bankruptcy. Tar these "concerned parties" as wanting to demolish girl guiding entirely just to feed their cruelty and see how quickly public opinion turns on them.
They should've fucking fought to bankruptcy. Tar these "concerned parties" as wanting to demolish girl guiding entirely just to feed their cruelty and see how quickly public opinion turns on them.