PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib
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they/them. Haskell, cocktails, cats, shitposting.
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I sort of want to make my own cocktail book of my original recipes.
I can buy a cheap coffee table slab book and then print things out and stick them in like a really lazy scrapbook. I've currently got a list of ~50 complete recipes and ~50 more WIPs, so I think I'm gonna work through them and
I can buy a cheap coffee table slab book and then print things out and stick them in like a really lazy scrapbook. I've currently got a list of ~50 complete recipes and ~50 more WIPs, so I think I'm gonna work through them and
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We’re due a Hegseth Shoots Down Santa Sleigh, Double Taps surviving Elves onion story
Melania Trump: "Santa's reindeer -- Rudolph, Dasher, Comet, all of them -- they're resting in the North Pole. They need to save all of their energy for their great flight around the world on Christmas Eve. Santa told me they're snuggling beneath warm, fluffy blankets."
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
We’re due a Hegseth Shoots Down Santa Sleigh, Double Taps surviving Elves onion story
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I'm listening to a bob dylan album for the first time and I can't tell if he's great or if he's an alien that had only read the wikipedia page for 'singing'
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I'm listening to a bob dylan album for the first time and I can't tell if he's great or if he's an alien that had only read the wikipedia page for 'singing'
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mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean
you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him.
Trump: "When you look at football in the US, soccer -- we seem to never call it that, because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called football? We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him. you don't gotta hand it to him.
Gonna try this 1001 albums tracking for a bit to try and expand my music listening 1001albumsgenerator.com
1001 Albums Generator
Explore the history of music. One album a day. From the book 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die.
1001albumsgenerator.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Gonna try this 1001 albums tracking for a bit to try and expand my music listening 1001albumsgenerator.com
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fuck you Pink News
Trans men can now join the Women’s Institute under new policy
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/03/womens-institute-trans-ban/?utm_content=1764790804&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/03/womens-institute-trans-ban/?utm_content=1764790804&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Trans men can now join the Women's Institute under new policy
The Women's Institute's new policy banning trans women will allow men to join despite being a gender-exclusive organisation.
www.thepinknews.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
fuck you Pink News
coming back to a project after several weeks off, you know what that means
time to restructure and refactor everything!
time to restructure and refactor everything!
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
coming back to a project after several weeks off, you know what that means
time to restructure and refactor everything!
time to restructure and refactor everything!
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There is absolutely nothing left to the UK but bigotry and spite. A hateful place, you can almost taste it in the air, makes it hard to breathe.
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
There is absolutely nothing left to the UK but bigotry and spite. A hateful place, you can almost taste it in the air, makes it hard to breathe.
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If JKR is willing to destroy every women's and girls' organisation and institution in this country in her crusade against trans rights, make her fucking do it. Call her bluff. Full juridicial kamikaze. Show everyone how much these ghouls really care about women's and girls' spaces.
All these statements being made with "utmost regret and sadness" fundamentally don't change the fact that these organisations are all folding to appease one vexatious bigot because she has infinite money, instead of doing the right thing and sticking by their guns and ignoring the Supreme Court.
Women’s Institute will no longer accept trans women as members from April
Exclusive: CEO says decision taken with ‘utmost regret and sadness’ after supreme court ruling on definition of a woman
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
If JKR is willing to destroy every women's and girls' organisation and institution in this country in her crusade against trans rights, make her fucking do it. Call her bluff. Full juridicial kamikaze. Show everyone how much these ghouls really care about women's and girls' spaces.
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You have the choice to sacrifice trans people. Perhaps it will save you.
But you don't get to ask trans people to accept the role as sacrifice. You cannot expect understanding, acceptance, forgiveness, or respect.
You made your choice.
But you don't get to ask trans people to accept the role as sacrifice. You cannot expect understanding, acceptance, forgiveness, or respect.
You made your choice.
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
You have the choice to sacrifice trans people. Perhaps it will save you.
But you don't get to ask trans people to accept the role as sacrifice. You cannot expect understanding, acceptance, forgiveness, or respect.
You made your choice.
But you don't get to ask trans people to accept the role as sacrifice. You cannot expect understanding, acceptance, forgiveness, or respect.
You made your choice.
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The truth is that there are many good people in good institutions regretfully making the choice to sacrifice trans people because they fear for their own survival and their institution's survival...
...and it is incumbent on us to show them that their choice is not without consequence.
...and it is incumbent on us to show them that their choice is not without consequence.
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The truth is that there are many good people in good institutions regretfully making the choice to sacrifice trans people because they fear for their own survival and their institution's survival...
...and it is incumbent on us to show them that their choice is not without consequence.
...and it is incumbent on us to show them that their choice is not without consequence.
I regret saying that these orgs had no choice but to fold under the lawfare. Cowardly fuckers.
They should've fucking fought to bankruptcy. Tar these "concerned parties" as wanting to demolish girl guiding entirely just to feed their cruelty and see how quickly public opinion turns on them.
They should've fucking fought to bankruptcy. Tar these "concerned parties" as wanting to demolish girl guiding entirely just to feed their cruelty and see how quickly public opinion turns on them.
Women's Institute have also folded.
They're a private organisation who can decide exactly who their members are and aren't. The SC only affects provisions of the Equality Act, none of which apply to this.
They've chosen to protect themselves from legal challenges at the expense of trans people.
They're a private organisation who can decide exactly who their members are and aren't. The SC only affects provisions of the Equality Act, none of which apply to this.
They've chosen to protect themselves from legal challenges at the expense of trans people.
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I regret saying that these orgs had no choice but to fold under the lawfare. Cowardly fuckers.
They should've fucking fought to bankruptcy. Tar these "concerned parties" as wanting to demolish girl guiding entirely just to feed their cruelty and see how quickly public opinion turns on them.
They should've fucking fought to bankruptcy. Tar these "concerned parties" as wanting to demolish girl guiding entirely just to feed their cruelty and see how quickly public opinion turns on them.
I've said it before and I will say it again: what the *fuck* is up with Sail by AWOLNATION. Just every single thing about it is *huh* and then when you think you've got it, you realise there's something else wack about it.
"this is how an angel dies (blame it on my ADD). maybe I should kms"
"this is how an angel dies (blame it on my ADD). maybe I should kms"
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I've said it before and I will say it again: what the *fuck* is up with Sail by AWOLNATION. Just every single thing about it is *huh* and then when you think you've got it, you realise there's something else wack about it.
"this is how an angel dies (blame it on my ADD). maybe I should kms"
"this is how an angel dies (blame it on my ADD). maybe I should kms"
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Right, and if a national organisation can't muster the courage to take it on, who can? Imagine the publicity if the Guides were like 'look at all the kids whose lives you're ruining if you do this.' It would paint the transphobes in a terrible light and be genuinely effective.
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Right, and if a national organisation can't muster the courage to take it on, who can? Imagine the publicity if the Guides were like 'look at all the kids whose lives you're ruining if you do this.' It would paint the transphobes in a terrible light and be genuinely effective.
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Coming out of my cage
And I'm doing not great
I was just in a cage
(I was just in a cage)
And I'm doing not great
I was just in a cage
(I was just in a cage)
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Coming out of my cage
And I'm doing not great
I was just in a cage
(I was just in a cage)
And I'm doing not great
I was just in a cage
(I was just in a cage)
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nah, i'm pretty sure it's the killing people part that's the worst
The worst part about the boat strikes - regardless of who ordered what and besides the ultimate tragedy of lives lost - is they’re forever a stain on the professionalism and dignity of the United States military.
They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
nah, i'm pretty sure it's the killing people part that's the worst
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okay that's most of the rum unpacked
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
okay that's most of the rum unpacked
are you there, god? it's me, my namea jeff
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
are you there, god? it's me, my namea jeff
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
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Polyamorous folks can and do enjoy tasering your own balls and they’re still polyamorous because tasering your own balls is inherently aphobic
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Polyamorous folks can and do enjoy tasering your own balls and they’re still polyamorous because tasering your own balls is inherently aphobic
made chilli with actual dried chillies and stuff
it's pretty great. It's probably mild for anyone except me.
it's pretty great. It's probably mild for anyone except me.
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
made chilli with actual dried chillies and stuff
it's pretty great. It's probably mild for anyone except me.
it's pretty great. It's probably mild for anyone except me.