I'veGotTheShell
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I've got the shell. Not that it does me any good whatsoever.
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Oh yeah, because the complete implosion of the Adelaide Festival generated such good publicity for their cause... you'd think they'd learn
January 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Oh yeah, because the complete implosion of the Adelaide Festival generated such good publicity for their cause... you'd think they'd learn
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Santoss made an ad for the 2026 Tour Down Under and it's surprsingly honest and informative! ๐ด๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ดโโ๏ธ
Honest Government Ad | Santoss Tour Down Under
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January 13, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Santoss made an ad for the 2026 Tour Down Under and it's surprsingly honest and informative! ๐ด๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ดโโ๏ธ
And once you get it turned on, you'll discover your password expired over the break.
January 12, 2026 at 11:39 PM
And once you get it turned on, you'll discover your password expired over the break.
Rea-yee?? ๐
January 12, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Rea-yee?? ๐
I think we can let slip everything currently happening in the US, Ukraine, Gaza and Venezuela combined... but mark my words, if someone starts cloning Gregs, that's gonna cross a line.
January 12, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I think we can let slip everything currently happening in the US, Ukraine, Gaza and Venezuela combined... but mark my words, if someone starts cloning Gregs, that's gonna cross a line.
That is freaking brilliant! ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
January 12, 2026 at 9:30 AM
That is freaking brilliant! ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
Pretty sure they're not both feeling racially superior to each other and imagining how good it would be to deport the other one to somewhere without due process. Peace, flying foxes!
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Pretty sure they're not both feeling racially superior to each other and imagining how good it would be to deport the other one to somewhere without due process. Peace, flying foxes!
Actually, if you superimposed the map of existing police resourcing, they'd be highly correlated and you could probably conclude that getting rid of all police will get rid of all the crime.
January 12, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Actually, if you superimposed the map of existing police resourcing, they'd be highly correlated and you could probably conclude that getting rid of all police will get rid of all the crime.
They might deal in a bit of grass on the side, though. Specially the herbivores
January 12, 2026 at 9:13 AM
They might deal in a bit of grass on the side, though. Specially the herbivores
The same maps could be drawn for Australia... it's shameful. I imagine there would have been some First Australian watching on when I bought his stolen land, just like Mr Hattab is doing here, if Europeans hadn't killed probably 90% of them through massacres and disease in the frontier wars
January 12, 2026 at 7:06 AM
The same maps could be drawn for Australia... it's shameful. I imagine there would have been some First Australian watching on when I bought his stolen land, just like Mr Hattab is doing here, if Europeans hadn't killed probably 90% of them through massacres and disease in the frontier wars
I'll be mildly disappointed if Matt Bevan stays in; but as a self-confessed nobody, I think it fair that my thoughts have no effect on anything beyond moving a few electrons around as I type.
January 12, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I'll be mildly disappointed if Matt Bevan stays in; but as a self-confessed nobody, I think it fair that my thoughts have no effect on anything beyond moving a few electrons around as I type.
That's a freaking great idea. Proceeds to a suitable charity.
January 11, 2026 at 12:34 PM
That's a freaking great idea. Proceeds to a suitable charity.
If I'm not mistaken (and I quite possibly am) it was Wendy doing a summer fill-in on ABC radio that introduced me to Ross Noble. Something to be very grateful for
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 AM
If I'm not mistaken (and I quite possibly am) it was Wendy doing a summer fill-in on ABC radio that introduced me to Ross Noble. Something to be very grateful for
Downer's talk could equally have been sponsored by Calvin Klein.
January 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Downer's talk could equally have been sponsored by Calvin Klein.
Wait, it includes a shower? I guess you just hold some burning paper up to the sprinkler system
January 8, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Wait, it includes a shower? I guess you just hold some burning paper up to the sprinkler system
PS: The huntsman was successfully evicted in an ice cream tub. But definitely the worst experience I've had with one. It was huge.
January 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
PS: The huntsman was successfully evicted in an ice cream tub. But definitely the worst experience I've had with one. It was huge.
I was pursuing one that ran up the wall and across the ceiling to directly over my head, then opted to do the descending on a line of silk thing. I backed out of the way just in time. So, yes. ๐ซ
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I was pursuing one that ran up the wall and across the ceiling to directly over my head, then opted to do the descending on a line of silk thing. I backed out of the way just in time. So, yes. ๐ซ
Better them than the snails and caterpillars I guess
January 7, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Better them than the snails and caterpillars I guess
How very dare you sir
January 6, 2026 at 6:28 AM
How very dare you sir
But only when they're green
January 6, 2026 at 6:24 AM
But only when they're green
Looks like someone helpfully provided a blue box of kleenex for Hegseth to jerk off into
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Looks like someone helpfully provided a blue box of kleenex for Hegseth to jerk off into
Wonder if Penny can be a hero this time around
January 3, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Wonder if Penny can be a hero this time around
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hope 2026 is not as 2025 as 2025 was
December 31, 2025 at 12:06 PM
hope 2026 is not as 2025 as 2025 was
Those iridescent feathers - I can't even begin to describe their colour
January 1, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Those iridescent feathers - I can't even begin to describe their colour