I'veGotTheShell
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I've got the shell. Not that it does me any good whatsoever.
If I'm not mistaken (and I quite possibly am) it was Wendy doing a summer fill-in on ABC radio that introduced me to Ross Noble. Something to be very grateful for
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 AM
If I'm not mistaken (and I quite possibly am) it was Wendy doing a summer fill-in on ABC radio that introduced me to Ross Noble. Something to be very grateful for
Downer's talk could equally have been sponsored by Calvin Klein.
January 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Downer's talk could equally have been sponsored by Calvin Klein.
Wait, it includes a shower? I guess you just hold some burning paper up to the sprinkler system
January 8, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Wait, it includes a shower? I guess you just hold some burning paper up to the sprinkler system
PS: The huntsman was successfully evicted in an ice cream tub. But definitely the worst experience I've had with one. It was huge.
January 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
PS: The huntsman was successfully evicted in an ice cream tub. But definitely the worst experience I've had with one. It was huge.
I was pursuing one that ran up the wall and across the ceiling to directly over my head, then opted to do the descending on a line of silk thing. I backed out of the way just in time. So, yes. 😫
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I was pursuing one that ran up the wall and across the ceiling to directly over my head, then opted to do the descending on a line of silk thing. I backed out of the way just in time. So, yes. 😫
Better them than the snails and caterpillars I guess
January 7, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Better them than the snails and caterpillars I guess
How very dare you sir
January 6, 2026 at 6:28 AM
How very dare you sir
But only when they're green
January 6, 2026 at 6:24 AM
But only when they're green
Looks like someone helpfully provided a blue box of kleenex for Hegseth to jerk off into
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Looks like someone helpfully provided a blue box of kleenex for Hegseth to jerk off into
Wonder if Penny can be a hero this time around
January 3, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Wonder if Penny can be a hero this time around
Those iridescent feathers - I can't even begin to describe their colour
January 1, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Those iridescent feathers - I can't even begin to describe their colour
Peeking Duck (thankfully not Peking Duck)
January 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Peeking Duck (thankfully not Peking Duck)
While IMO his actions fully deserve Australian of the Year, that role comes with an intense media spotlight, and not everyone is cut out for that. He's doing great so far - turning down Murdoch is the right choice. I kind of prefer the enigmatic Ahmed.
January 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
While IMO his actions fully deserve Australian of the Year, that role comes with an intense media spotlight, and not everyone is cut out for that. He's doing great so far - turning down Murdoch is the right choice. I kind of prefer the enigmatic Ahmed.
The corollary is, biscuit manufacturers should sell their biscuits in Bunnings plastic storage boxes with "buttons" hand-written on the lid using marker pen. That way the adults would get to eat their own biscuits.
December 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The corollary is, biscuit manufacturers should sell their biscuits in Bunnings plastic storage boxes with "buttons" hand-written on the lid using marker pen. That way the adults would get to eat their own biscuits.
Wow how did I not know about that article! Such a perfect description
December 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Wow how did I not know about that article! Such a perfect description
Yep. Wilhoit's Law. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_W...
Frank Wilhoit (composer) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Yep. Wilhoit's Law. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_W...
My family call em "wattle-I-eat birds"
December 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
My family call em "wattle-I-eat birds"
"Very sadly my party (the ALP) will have to do the work of trying to keep the nation on a half sensible road"
When's that scheduled to start, Tim? Look forward to it.
- Labor premiers banning peaceful protests
- Labor PM entertaining Jillian Segal's dangerous recommendations
- More to come?
When's that scheduled to start, Tim? Look forward to it.
- Labor premiers banning peaceful protests
- Labor PM entertaining Jillian Segal's dangerous recommendations
- More to come?
December 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
"Very sadly my party (the ALP) will have to do the work of trying to keep the nation on a half sensible road"
When's that scheduled to start, Tim? Look forward to it.
- Labor premiers banning peaceful protests
- Labor PM entertaining Jillian Segal's dangerous recommendations
- More to come?
When's that scheduled to start, Tim? Look forward to it.
- Labor premiers banning peaceful protests
- Labor PM entertaining Jillian Segal's dangerous recommendations
- More to come?
I wish our 🇦🇺 politicians had read the room.
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I wish our 🇦🇺 politicians had read the room.
And sadly, back in the day, Australian PM John Howard ran sycophantically along behind the US master into a misguided, unjustified war.
We could have taken a more principled stand, like France and Germany.
We could have taken a more principled stand, like France and Germany.
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
And sadly, back in the day, Australian PM John Howard ran sycophantically along behind the US master into a misguided, unjustified war.
We could have taken a more principled stand, like France and Germany.
We could have taken a more principled stand, like France and Germany.
I can only applaud this man. And think of what could, perhaps, have been.
December 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I can only applaud this man. And think of what could, perhaps, have been.