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Mathias 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇴 | U'lea's pimp
@iwatooshi.bsky.social
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32, norwegian, he/him 🔞
rook x davrin/taash/emmrich/lucanis polycule shipper | queer | tv shows, games, books | currently DATV & FFXIV | minors DNI | AuDHD | if it's not gay I don't want it

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Mathias 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇴 | U'lea's pimp @iwatooshi.bsky.social · 27d
💜💀New pinned introduction💀💜
About Me Mathias / Matt 32 He/him Norwegian Bi, aroace AuDHD Anxious mess with agoraphobia and depression Hemophobia (I try to avoid gore, blood and body horror because it makes me feel physically ill, but it's unpredictable) Will talk about fictional nsfw but not irl nsfw Can be loud about pro queer things Against racism, genocide, GenAI Heavily into gay (m/m, occasional w/w) stuff, not really into m/f unless it's my own OC Interests I mostly yap about my Rook OC (U'lea) Dragon Age The Veilguard (been a DA fan since 2011 but Veilguard is my current fixation) I like OCxCanon, sometimes OCxOC and CanonxCanon FFXIV (playing since beta, won't talk about it much, but I play on Phoenix) Polyshipping and multishipping Other games I feel like playing, could be anything Gay m/m books Gay m/m TV shows Fan of voice actors Whatever else I feel like talking about Sometimes I write smut fics (new to writing in 2025) Will repost ships like Fenris/Anders, Iron Bull/Dorian, Davrin/Lucanis and Emmrich/Davrin (and others) Not into ⚰️🕊️ but will mute words/accounts or block and move on to curate my feed Constantly simping for U'lea
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February 18, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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I'm a plant who didn't get enough attention from his crushes today and is now withering
February 18, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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hmm hmm

iseej.github.io/LoveSweetsona/
February 18, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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I feel like such an attention whore right now it's insane
February 18, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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current mood
February 18, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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did you know i'm actually a gremlin irl
February 16, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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U'lea getting married to Davrin first but at some point at the wedding U'lea and Taash drunkily make out and Some guests are very confused
iwatooshi.bsky.social Mathias 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇴 | U'lea's pimp @iwatooshi.bsky.social · Sep 6
idc whatever the rules for marriage is in Thedas, U'lea is getting married 4 times
September 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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idc whatever the rules for marriage is in Thedas, U'lea is getting married 4 times
September 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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U'lea my stupid cringe messy boyfailure
February 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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I hate that I'm cursed with the tiniest eyes, basically no upper lip and a GIANT forehead
February 18, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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still waiting on my paid leave to be approved and we lost a couple days of uber income due to my mom's hospitalization. as always shares and donations equally appreciated. 💜

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February 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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u'leadavrintaashemmrichlucanis
February 18, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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"my spine reconsidered its loyalty. my knees filed for resignation"

"why is the room warmer? did you flex? yeah you— you flexed"
February 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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Well. I recovered my files ish, but it's put me out of cash so if y'all can commission me, leave something in my tip jar, spread this post around, that'd be great. :)))) #commissionsopen #VGenComm #artistsupport

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February 18, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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every time Taash calls U'lea theirs his knees feel weak
February 18, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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I still think this is cute as hell
iwatooshi.bsky.social Mathias 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇴 | U'lea's pimp @iwatooshi.bsky.social · Sep 6
I ended up writing a little U'lea and Taash proposal LOL
February 18, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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I ended up writing a little U'lea and Taash proposal LOL
U'lea opened up his coin pouch and rummaged around until he found what he was looking for. He got down on one knee, looked up at Taash and opened his palm, revealing a simple, round gold ring. He inhaled shakily and swallowed. “Taarala… W-will you marry me?” Taash, stunned, looked down at the elf, even smaller than usual. Not only in height due to the kneeling, but because he looked like a frightened animal attempting to make itself look harmless. “Pfft.” Taash snorted. “You want to marry me?” U'lea winced. “I—yes I do.” He started to rise up from the ground. “Sorry. Was that stupid? I shouldn't have asked, I don't even know if Qunari gets married the same way, or if you even like it or—” Taash held up their hand, palm forward to stop him. “Wait. I didn't say that.” They sighed loudly and looked down at the ground between them. “I just didn't expect it. I didn't think I was…” Taash paused. “Was what?” U'lea tilted his head, confused. “Marriage material.” Taash cleared their throat. “Taash…” U'lea stood up fully and reached out his empty hand. He opened his palm, and pressed it against Taash’s. “I love you, Taash, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. And with Davrin, Emmrich and Lucanis. With Assan, Manfred and Spite.” Taash looked up from the ground, finally meeting his eyes. “Really?” They asked, in a soft voice. “Really. You are my family.” Taash finally smiled at him. “Okay.” U'lea's eyes widened. “Okay?” “Yes. Okay. I'll marry you.” U'lea’s hand wrapped around Taash’s, squeezing hard. “Really?! You will?!” He raised his voice in excitement. “I said I will. I mean it.” Taash growled. U'lea let go of their hand and jumped into their arms, expecting them to catch him like they always do. Taash did catch him, and he wrapped his legs around their hips. “Taash!” He grabbed the side of their face with one hand and pulled them into a hard, long kiss before pulling away again and resting his forehead against Taash’s. U'lea held out his palm again, showing the ring. “May I?” He asked nervously. Taash let go of him with one arm, needing only the other to support his small stature. They held their hand out in-between them, and U'lea slipped the ring on Taash’s finger. Tearing up, U'lea’s face lit up with a beaming smile. “So. Lucanis.” Taash smirked at him. “Want some help?” His ears turned a dark red, and he looked away. “What if he doesn't—” “He will.” Taash cut him off. “You think so?” His gaze returned to Taash’s eyes. “He will say yes. He will marry you.” Taash’s expression was serious, determined, and U'lea's doubts faded quickly. “Thank you.” He wrapped his arms around their neck and pulled them in for another kiss.
September 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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iwatooshi.bsky.social Mathias 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇴 | U'lea's pimp @iwatooshi.bsky.social · Jul 29
the amount of times taash's combat romance lines made me pause my game to breathe
February 18, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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the amount of times taash's combat romance lines made me pause my game to breathe
July 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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i just had to pause to laugh for fuck's sake 😭
December 11, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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steph sent me this post and I had to
screenshot of my rook, u'lea (he/him) from dragon age the veilguard. he's smiling with his teeth showing. there's an edited image on it that says "I'm a groan man"
June 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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there's no way i accidentally paused it like 😏👉👌
March 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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I don't have enough brain capacity to fit this many gay thoughts
February 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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why is YouTube just dead for me huh
February 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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energy drinks are always a 50/50 chance to either make me awake and hyperactive or make me very very tired, today it's tired

it's a roulette every time
February 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM