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iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social
snake bitch
@iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social
autistic hairstylist
they/them/he
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this is me....if you even care
never kill yourself
September 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
doesn't say "cat not included"
August 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Reposted by snake bitch
Started from the bottom (Alex's kitchen) Now we here (they own their own salon)

Everybody say thank you @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social
July 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
sup fuckers, you gunna be at riptide? i'm gunna bring my tools again, so if you want a haircut hmu.
August 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I'm like doordash for Alex Perez
July 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
idk how tf i got here, at 30, with a stupid straight white boy as one of my best friends but i GUESS THATS WHAT WE GOT??
July 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
i've touched grass AND i have friends
June 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
birthday tomorrow.....yall gunna still fwm when im 30?
June 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
getting steve blum to voice one of the objects in date everything is INSANE
June 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
turning 30 this week, just fell in the shower, coincidence???
June 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
it's my birthday week, what did you guys get me??
June 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
any1 wanna go with me to tpain this weekend?
June 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
one of my fave clients is getting a divorce!!!!!
happy pride month!!!!!
June 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
another night closing alone
June 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
me: i want a baby so bad
the baby:
May 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
got that thang on me
May 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
any1 at combo breaker that has a room at the hotel with a fridge that i can put frozen burritos in until we can get in to our room??
May 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
we made it to illinois
May 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
one of the main reasons i haven't pursued top surgery it because those are my extra hands, girl i carry shit under those things, i put a whole bottle of sauce under there when my hands are full.
like?! am i supposed to give up that kind of assistance???
May 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
jake thinks i should keep them and ya know.........
May 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
can i just.....like.....hello???
May 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
thinking about this guy today
May 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
it just hit me that my mother is literally moving across the country
May 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...
May 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
❇️greetings!! from our dirty basement bathroom ❇️
May 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM