hey liz, what in the immortal fuck?
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
she/her. mid-30’s. somehow straight. upstate NY. magpie hedgewitch vibes. connoisseur of shitpost poetry. inconvenient bureaucrat. maximalist clutterbitch. icon picrew @grgikau
Pinned
Tattoo artist: *gently wipes down my arm with the cool cloth at the end*
Me: GOD, it feels so good, why is this the best part.
My brain: it’s AFTERCARE, you fucking bottom.
Me: GOD, it feels so good, why is this the best part.
My brain: it’s AFTERCARE, you fucking bottom.
Anyone have any Toronto recommendations for me?
Erin and I are staying barely 24 hours but we’d love to maximize this visit. We’re staying not far from the Scotia Bank Arena and Hockey Hall of Fame.
Erin and I are staying barely 24 hours but we’d love to maximize this visit. We’re staying not far from the Scotia Bank Arena and Hockey Hall of Fame.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Anyone have any Toronto recommendations for me?
Erin and I are staying barely 24 hours but we’d love to maximize this visit. We’re staying not far from the Scotia Bank Arena and Hockey Hall of Fame.
Erin and I are staying barely 24 hours but we’d love to maximize this visit. We’re staying not far from the Scotia Bank Arena and Hockey Hall of Fame.
Erin: *starts cackling out of nowhere*
Me: what the fuck
Erin: I just—I just remembered *crylaughing a little* that your mom makes you sing happy birthday to Jesus on Christmas
Me: what the fuck
Erin: I just—I just remembered *crylaughing a little* that your mom makes you sing happy birthday to Jesus on Christmas
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Erin: *starts cackling out of nowhere*
Me: what the fuck
Erin: I just—I just remembered *crylaughing a little* that your mom makes you sing happy birthday to Jesus on Christmas
Me: what the fuck
Erin: I just—I just remembered *crylaughing a little* that your mom makes you sing happy birthday to Jesus on Christmas
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Cones are unbelievable
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Cones are unbelievable
@balconyskeletons.bsky.social BOUGHT ME A MONSTER ADVENT CALENDAR
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
@balconyskeletons.bsky.social BOUGHT ME A MONSTER ADVENT CALENDAR
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We're off to a great start
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
We're off to a great start
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
I forgot, accidentally drove along a Christmas train on my way to work this morning and I had to do a double take.
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I forgot, accidentally drove along a Christmas train on my way to work this morning and I had to do a double take.
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
Me: why do I have wrinkles
Also me all day reading data that ain’t right:
Also me all day reading data that ain’t right:
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Me: why do I have wrinkles
Also me all day reading data that ain’t right:
Also me all day reading data that ain’t right:
Had leftover pasta for lunch and now the gremlin on my left shoulder is like “but what if we go buy fries”
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Had leftover pasta for lunch and now the gremlin on my left shoulder is like “but what if we go buy fries”
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Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
Pulled into work, happy Monday:
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Pulled into work, happy Monday:
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oh, i see. she was just confused because we so rarely use "stabbing" to refer to knife happenings
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
oh, i see. she was just confused because we so rarely use "stabbing" to refer to knife happenings
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lmao Kara just assumed me and Liz were getting tattoos on this trip
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
lmao Kara just assumed me and Liz were getting tattoos on this trip
Erin and I are going to get stabbed in Toronto
Trying to figure out whether my Boston Fleet jersey or my Boston Bruins jersey would be funnier to wear to Shoresy + Sabres.
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Erin and I are going to get stabbed in Toronto
HVCP: when I was a young boy
Me: your father? took you into the city? to see a marching band??
HVCP: …shut the fuck up
Me: your father? took you into the city? to see a marching band??
HVCP: …shut the fuck up
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
HVCP: when I was a young boy
Me: your father? took you into the city? to see a marching band??
HVCP: …shut the fuck up
Me: your father? took you into the city? to see a marching band??
HVCP: …shut the fuck up
Every time HVCP visits I see a little bit more of his autism and he becomes more attractive.
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Every time HVCP visits I see a little bit more of his autism and he becomes more attractive.
Finally nabbed a photo of this cryptid’s face
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Finally nabbed a photo of this cryptid’s face
9 hours of whatever emo meets 90s Christian rock meets Canadian Irish meets 2000s rap is
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
9 hours of whatever emo meets 90s Christian rock meets Canadian Irish meets 2000s rap is
Guy at the gym: caught you yawning
Me:
Me:
a police officer says " and you 'll hear it again " while talking to two other men
ALT: a police officer says " and you 'll hear it again " while talking to two other men
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Guy at the gym: caught you yawning
Me:
Me:
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you
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When I’m trying to find a gender-neutral alternative to “ladies and gentlemen”
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
When I’m trying to find a gender-neutral alternative to “ladies and gentlemen”
I took a civil service test and said yes to the first place that interviewed me
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I took a civil service test and said yes to the first place that interviewed me
Some days I listen to Imogen Heap and it’s like I’m reading Weetzie Bat and smoking a metaphorical cigarette, ya feel
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Some days I listen to Imogen Heap and it’s like I’m reading Weetzie Bat and smoking a metaphorical cigarette, ya feel