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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck?
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
she/her. mid-30’s. somehow straight. upstate NY. magpie hedgewitch vibes. connoisseur of shitpost poetry. inconvenient bureaucrat. maximalist clutterbitch. icon picrew @grgikau
Pinned
Tattoo artist: *gently wipes down my arm with the cool cloth at the end*
Me: GOD, it feels so good, why is this the best part.
My brain: it’s AFTERCARE, you fucking bottom.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.

come over.
July 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“It’s all pelvis baby.” @balconyskeletons.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Just bought a pack of candles shaped like cigarettes, can’t wait for my birthday
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Pie time 🔥

Black bean & corn
Potato, pea, & brussel sprout
Beet w/ goat cheese & pistachio
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Bring Me the Horizon
Flobots
Great Big Sea
Motion City Soundtrack
Hozier
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

The National
Bob Dylan
Hozier
The Decemberists
Sufjan Stevens
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Rammstein
Britney Spears
Faithless
Muse
Frank Turner
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Homemade hot chocolate and four flavors of mini pies
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Erin: *stretching and trying to relieve her cramps*
Me: you look like Frankenstein’s monster strapped to the table.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Anyone have any Toronto recommendations for me?

Erin and I are staying barely 24 hours but we’d love to maximize this visit. We’re staying not far from the Scotia Bank Arena and Hockey Hall of Fame.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Erin: *starts cackling out of nowhere*
Me: what the fuck
Erin: I just—I just remembered *crylaughing a little* that your mom makes you sing happy birthday to Jesus on Christmas
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Cones are unbelievable
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
@balconyskeletons.bsky.social BOUGHT ME A MONSTER ADVENT CALENDAR
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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We're off to a great start
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I forgot, accidentally drove along a Christmas train on my way to work this morning and I had to do a double take.
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Me: why do I have wrinkles
Also me all day reading data that ain’t right:
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Had leftover pasta for lunch and now the gremlin on my left shoulder is like “but what if we go buy fries”
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.

These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Pulled into work, happy Monday:
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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oh, i see. she was just confused because we so rarely use "stabbing" to refer to knife happenings
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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lmao Kara just assumed me and Liz were getting tattoos on this trip
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM