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Lou Morgan
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Novelist & scriptwriter. HMS Erebus nerd, Branwell Brontë enthusiast. Welsh. Does all own stunts. Half agony, half hopeless.
Pinned
Sing it again, brother.
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3pm ITV: MARI LWYD POPPINS. The magical horse skulled nanny turns up to take the Banks children on another nightmarish adventure.
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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if you want to come for Matthew Lillard you have to go through me
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Has there been a Lancet study on whether everything written by or for women will eventually be called YA?
SCREAMING at these headlines calling Heated Rivalry a YA series.
📢 Adapted from the hugely popular YA book series, Heated Rivalry balances in-you-face sex scenes with a tale of sweet romance.
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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I need to marry this man immediately
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
FINALLY! 🇦🇶
I’ve watched *4* separate planes over Antarctica today and at LAST one transmitted its destination seconds before landing
#Skycards
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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It's not visiting anymore. It wants to stay.
An Andor edit
YouTube video by Caluffern
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December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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The enemy is always aristocracy. It changes shape to fit whatever society we’re in, but the desire for it is endemic for certain types of people. You must learn to hate it as much as it hates you.
"At least $5.9 trillion will be inherited by billionaire children over the next 15 years, the bank calculates."
Billionaires are inheriting record levels of wealth, UBS report finds reut.rs/3MFJWnW
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I regret to have to announce that I just thought of this again and the words “look at him twerking” came into my head, so I’m going to be screaming into the void for a few days if anyone needs me
[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby]

Jonathan Gullis
Studies his shorts on the train with a sense of unease
Too much Febreze
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
For what it’s worth, I think the most urgent thing the government should be doing when it comes to mental health is ensuring anyone who needs it has access to timely support and (if necessary) the type of positive interventions right for them - whether that’s rest, talking therapies or medication.
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If you can find one (some branches of M&S have loads of them and some run out quite quickly) I can fully recommend getting one of their Big Tins of chocolates. It is HEAVY. Obviously I haven’t got into it yet, because it’s on the Christmas shelf in the cupboard, but my god the weight of it
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: M&S' £12 "BIG TIN" of chocolates is exactly how you remember Quality Street was as a child, i.e. it's actually a big fucking tin full to the brim of chocolate and not a half-filled plastic tub of sadness
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
December 18, 2023 at 7:52 PM
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Here's my Bluesky Wrapped for 2025

- I scolded 64 other users (top 72% of Bluesky users)
- I was scolded by 112 users (top 54% of Bluesky users)

- I explained the joke to the original poster 14 times (top 62% of Bluesky users)

Get yours at bskywrapped2025.bsky.app
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
This is really upsetting. I’ve always loved how welcoming and inclusive the WI managed to be - it’s always just got with it without fuss. I know this is a position they’ve been forced into (just like the Guides have been) but it’s a huge step backwards, and deeply saddening.
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Top marks to the National Trust this morning. They absolutely understand their online target audience and I applaud them for it.
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Opportunities to transform nature don’t get much bigger than this!

We have the opportunity to conserve 340 acres (138 hectares) of biodiverse countryside surrounding the Cerne Abbas Giant, Dorset.
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Bookings still open for our Annual Winter Lecture

Thursday 11th December, 7 PM to 8:15 PM online

Talk title: "The exploration of the North West Passage" the fascinating stories of Dr John Rae and Sir John Franklin
See link for further details and link to register for online access lnkd.in/ekxge-WK
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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romantasy fans, meet romorror. meet romience fiction. meet surrealmance. meet postmoderomance. meet tom clantasy
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Instead of going on an exercisey sort of walk this morning, I went for a lovely four mile stroll along the wilder bit of the canal. There were leaves on the water, and there was blue sky and the smell of woodsmoke from all the barges’ stoves. A cormorant flew over my head. I’m so glad I went.
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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My daughter misheard this Christmas classic one year and, well.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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TO AUSTERLITZ!

(because it’s the 220th anniversary)
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
It’s taken until now for me to understand that what my house is missing is a master roksn
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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A quick mari tonight as quite tired

Her attempt at a Christmas tree I think
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM