burn the Gävle goat & you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower
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Who can find a competent male instacart shopper? for his price is far above rubies. The heart of his customer doth safely trust in him, so that they shall have no need of spoil. He will do them good and not evil all the days of his life.
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this is the soap opera way and it's the only way. oh you have opinions about who else should have played the part? tell it to your coworkers. at the water cooler. that is the appropriate venue we're trying to make a show here
Bond writers in 2025: agonising over the change of actors
Interview with the Vampire (series) in 2022:
Interview with the Vampire (series) in 2022:
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
this is the soap opera way and it's the only way. oh you have opinions about who else should have played the part? tell it to your coworkers. at the water cooler. that is the appropriate venue we're trying to make a show here
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Having seen this, I’ve got to say, the KPop Demon Hunter fans need to re-discover Final Fantasy X-2, where you play a girl band who changes fighting classes by changing dresses and has no less than two concerts on the way to saving the world from a giant weapon.
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Having seen this, I’ve got to say, the KPop Demon Hunter fans need to re-discover Final Fantasy X-2, where you play a girl band who changes fighting classes by changing dresses and has no less than two concerts on the way to saving the world from a giant weapon.
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
realizing this might be my first Thanksgiving, ever, where I'm not having Thanksgiving food
every year before this I was either with family, or having a smol at home covid Thanksgiving
this year...... we eat bibimbap 🤷♀️
every year before this I was either with family, or having a smol at home covid Thanksgiving
this year...... we eat bibimbap 🤷♀️
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
realizing this might be my first Thanksgiving, ever, where I'm not having Thanksgiving food
every year before this I was either with family, or having a smol at home covid Thanksgiving
this year...... we eat bibimbap 🤷♀️
every year before this I was either with family, or having a smol at home covid Thanksgiving
this year...... we eat bibimbap 🤷♀️
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
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BURN THE WITCH.
Cranberry sauce straight outta the can is trash—either make a cranberry salad or save that 89 cents, love. We don’t need your ridged cranberry gelatin on the dinner table.
5. What’s a controversial food take that you’d stand ten toes down and defend at all costs?
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
BURN THE WITCH.
holiday gaming with mama
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
holiday gaming with mama
I live close enough to a fire station to hear when the trucks are deployed with the sirens screaming and let's just say Thanksgiving is off to a rousing start
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I live close enough to a fire station to hear when the trucks are deployed with the sirens screaming and let's just say Thanksgiving is off to a rousing start
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Lighting struck my brain while getting groceries and 3 HOURS LATER ✨
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Lighting struck my brain while getting groceries and 3 HOURS LATER ✨
me, after doing all my skincare and greasing up my face to battle the Boston winter before I go to sleep: WHY DOES MY HAIR LOOK SO GOOD. RIGHT NOW. THIS MOMENT.
a woman is making a funny face and making a funny face with her hands .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face and making a funny face with her hands .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
me, after doing all my skincare and greasing up my face to battle the Boston winter before I go to sleep: WHY DOES MY HAIR LOOK SO GOOD. RIGHT NOW. THIS MOMENT.
NO FIRST CLAIR OBSCUR CRASH OF THE GAME, BETRAYED
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
NO FIRST CLAIR OBSCUR CRASH OF THE GAME, BETRAYED
when you are just a liiiiiiittle hungry, you know who is there for you? string cheese is there for you.
a yellow cartoon character is playing a saxophone
ALT: a yellow cartoon character is playing a saxophone
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
when you are just a liiiiiiittle hungry, you know who is there for you? string cheese is there for you.
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Mamdani wants you all to share your Etrian Odyssey guild QR Codes with each other in Times Square.
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Mamdani wants you all to share your Etrian Odyssey guild QR Codes with each other in Times Square.
Wake Up Dead Man - another Knives Out! A fun whodunit! I think the weakest, tbh, but by no means bad
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Wake Up Dead Man - another Knives Out! A fun whodunit! I think the weakest, tbh, but by no means bad
Candyman --> Candyman (2021)
a man with a mustache and a brown shirt looks at the camera
Alt: a man with a mustache and a brown shirt looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Candyman --> Candyman (2021)
sending an email on the Wednesday afternoon before Thanksgiving is peak "I'm sure no one is working but you have fucking annoyed me and we need to get this taken care of now you chucklefucks"
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
sending an email on the Wednesday afternoon before Thanksgiving is peak "I'm sure no one is working but you have fucking annoyed me and we need to get this taken care of now you chucklefucks"
ughhhh this house could be INCREDIBLE, the KITCHEN CEILING!!!!! www.tumblr.com/hometoursand...
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
ughhhh this house could be INCREDIBLE, the KITCHEN CEILING!!!!! www.tumblr.com/hometoursand...
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
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thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person
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November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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For at least a year, I've been returning to the question, how would you know when it's time to leave the US? For this piece, I asked trans, nonbinary, and genderqueer Americans who, with their families and partners, have recently fled the country, about how they made this decision and how they left.
When Is It Time to Flee?
Trans people and their families are facing hard questions and choices as threats to their safety and rights proliferate.
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
For at least a year, I've been returning to the question, how would you know when it's time to leave the US? For this piece, I asked trans, nonbinary, and genderqueer Americans who, with their families and partners, have recently fled the country, about how they made this decision and how they left.
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He's right ... and he should say so
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He's right ... and he should say so