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do you know where YOUR turkey is?
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amanda. pushing 40, queer af, handcrafted meme artisan. not a top just a capricorn. you cannot misgender me in any way that matters. eldritch Victorian boat narrative enthusiast, 'too powerful, capable of great menace' - @juliankjarboe
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Who can find a competent male instacart shopper? for his price is far above rubies. The heart of his customer doth safely trust in him, so that they shall have no need of spoil. He will do them good and not evil all the days of his life.
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maelle and verso
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Mamdani wants you all to share your Etrian Odyssey guild QR Codes with each other in Times Square.
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Wake Up Dead Man - another Knives Out! A fun whodunit! I think the weakest, tbh, but by no means bad
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Candyman --> Candyman (2021)
a man with a mustache and a brown shirt looks at the camera
Alt: a man with a mustache and a brown shirt looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
sending an email on the Wednesday afternoon before Thanksgiving is peak "I'm sure no one is working but you have fucking annoyed me and we need to get this taken care of now you chucklefucks"
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
ughhhh this house could be INCREDIBLE, the KITCHEN CEILING!!!!! www.tumblr.com/hometoursand...
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.

The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).

www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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obliterate that twink

#hazbinhotelvox
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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For at least a year, I've been returning to the question, how would you know when it's time to leave the US? For this piece, I asked trans, nonbinary, and genderqueer Americans who, with their families and partners, have recently fled the country, about how they made this decision and how they left.
When Is It Time to Flee?
Trans people and their families are facing hard questions and choices as threats to their safety and rights proliferate.
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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He's right ... and he should say so
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Anyone have any Toronto recommendations for me?

Erin and I are staying barely 24 hours but we’d love to maximize this visit. We’re staying not far from the Scotia Bank Arena and Hockey Hall of Fame.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
dirtbag mahjong is out today! store.steampowered.com/app/3488460/...
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
patrice: there is canonically one (1) straight character in this show

me, too bisexual to live: [spoiler]?

patrice: shockingly you are correct
#AmandaWatchesHazbinHotel
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
laughed so hard the coughing turned to choking
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
hello friends I have been strongarmed into steaming Hazbin Hotel tonight, that'll start in about an hour
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
the vox machina hoodie dress is TWENTY DOLLARS on sale rn, and im wearing that shit around the house right now. be comfortable.

heroesvillains.com/products/cri...
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm caught up on my podcasts / in a lull, but I cannot start any new ones because next month everyone begins dropping their GOTY and end of year discussions and I will be SWIFTLY underwater
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
HILLS

(Amanda why do you do so many hills LISTEN THERES A HILL WORKOUT OF THE WEEK AND I NEED THE EXTRA XP)
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
nod nod nod, this book so far isssssss promising
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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oh my GOD
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM