that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode
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amanda. pushing 40, queer af, handcrafted meme artisan. not a top just a capricorn. you cannot misgender me in any way that matters. eldritch Victorian boat narrative enthusiast, 'too powerful, capable of great menace' - @juliankjarboe
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Who can find a competent male instacart shopper? for his price is far above rubies. The heart of his customer doth safely trust in him, so that they shall have no need of spoil. He will do them good and not evil all the days of his life.
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cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
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If something has capers I am 50% more likely to order it
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did it again for another 3 hours, light concern I'm getting sick :|
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accidentally just took this kind of nap, NOT REFRESHING
1001cranes.bsky.social
accidentally just took this kind of nap, NOT REFRESHING
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my expectations for this new recipe are not high
1001cranes.bsky.social
i hope tonight's spaghetti squash recipe is a good one but historically.......... its been a bad time
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local brunch place used to seasonally have squash blossom chalupas and they were soooooo good
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erika ishii: i am going to kiss all my friends while playing dnd

aabria iyengar: which of you shall I divorce next
1001cranes.bsky.social
there is a fire alarm going off somewhere nearby, two more minutes before I am at Maximum Sound-Induced Violence
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today we're making mayak eggs + moraccan spiced spaghetti squash + maybe tomato sauce if I'm feeling REALLY energetic
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tinycartridge.com
jacket weather finally here
michael jordan and meek mill lyrics meme. the image of jordan crying and clutching a championship trophy has been changed to a photo of the athlete in his younger years, smiling and walking in an autumn scene, wearing a brown leather jacket and white shirt. lyrics from meek mill's "dreams and nightmares (intro)" appear over the photo, reading, "I used to pray for times like this."
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venmo is amanda-rae-13, i think paypal is 1001cranes @ gmail.... I can also accept that ancient custom of cash

I'm going to be around the Common tomorrow, and around Kendall/Central Wed + Thu. otherwise can figure something out!
1001cranes.bsky.social
listen the "oh yeah baby queer crushes" moments never end

but also. obviously.
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had a muscle cramp last night so bad I wished for death

and now Bonesy is in charge of my hydration