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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · Jul 30

Who can find a competent male instacart shopper? for his price is far above rubies. The heart of his customer doth safely trust in him, so that they shall have no need of spoil. He will do them good and not evil all the days of his life.

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 41m

oh TWO chapters OKAYYYYYYYYYY

that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 49m

me, shoveling the rest of this bagel into my mouth:

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Fear Coded Podcast @fearcodedpod.bsky.social · 1h

Bram Stoker writing about Quincey Morris

Homo-snek-ual Подонок 🔞 @goldeneyesblind.bsky.social · 2h

Can I legally use this as a dedication in a book since it's a meme

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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 1d

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

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How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 2h

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Guillermo del Toro @realgdt.bsky.social · 3h

Was completely on purpose

Ghoulian Singleton 🎃 @juliansingleton.bsky.social · 6h

Threw on the new Criterion of NIGHTMARE ALLEY 2021 and forgot that the reappearance of Richard Jenkins and Mary Steenburgen makes this the Catalina Wine Mixer of Guillermo Del Toro's oeuvre.

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 3h

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 3h

the horrors persist, but so do the fun little treats

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 3h

the amount of people finding out, today, that Shawn and Aaron Ashmore are twins is killing me

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 3h

spam calls are OFF THE CHARTS today, stop calling my portable torment nexus

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 1d

Oh lordy. I heard these stories from various people involved. If you want to work in TV, or just are curious about how thoroughly things can go wrong, definitely check this out.

Cole Haddon @colehaddon.bsky.social · 1d

How could a straight-to-series greenlight go so wrong for the first TV series I ever created?! Today, the 5AM StoryTalk Podcast brings you Part 1 of a four-part Hollywood horror story I describe as a cautionary tale for screenwriters about what can happen when all your dreams come true.

The Horror of 'Dracula': The Unbelievable True Story of the 2013 TV Series - Part 1

Podcast Episode · 5AM StoryTalk · 10/07/2025 · 15m

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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 6h

This movie is so good and also you can watch the Comanche dub on Hulu.

Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 7h

You will soon stalk, hunt, and take down Prey in theaters:

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Prey Is Finally Getting the Theatrical Release Director Dan Trachtenberg Says It Was Made For - Reactor

The 2022 film is showing as part of a Predator double feature.

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 6h

CAT NOISES

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 6h

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 7h

i am a TTRPG friend dealer

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Jennifer Adcock @jenkatwrites.bsky.social · 3d

Taylor Swift training her fans to look for tiny clues in everything and then using AI promo videos for this latest scavenger hunt stunt is a very funny combination of things to happen. She’s got them looking at AI hallucinations and trying to decode them for meaning. Pop star induced schizophrenia

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 8h

HELL YEAH

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 8h

this would be in the evening, ET (7-9pm? 8-10pm? but for your rough thought process)

that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 8h

its time for the yearly OVER THE GARDEN WALL streaming amongst friends!!!

since bksy continues to gatekeep polls from me, please vote here! now with multiple options!!

linkto.run/p/8F8P9JU3

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 8h

WHOOPS JK TAKE TWO

that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 8h

well luckily they're gonna live forever, so

that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 8h

Markus/Shum www.tumblr.com/peppermintqu...

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 9h

getting an asinine work email like "well I'm ignoring that until someone more important tells me its a problem"

that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 9h

ITS COMING

also Roofman, After the Hunt, Good Fortune, Black Phone 2, Urchin.... plus AMC does a lot of "Horror Classics" so I do like seeing a lot of those....

that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 9h

*One Battle After Another, I keep DOING that, get it together brain