doctor frankenteeth with the good hair
@ripeteeth.bsky.social
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i am thirty or forty years old and i don't need this 2d and print artist | no commissions | abnormal about frankenstein
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ripeteeth.bsky.social
oh wait, i don’t think bluesky has seen my pi-ass de résistance yet
image from behind of a person wearing black booty shorts with ‘VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN DOES NOT HAVE A MEDICAL DEGREE’ printed across the back in white capital letters
ripeteeth.bsky.social
you know i didn't think i could be surprised and then i read what the order was
ripeteeth.bsky.social
i am making roast chicken and lentils with daqua and it smells so fucking good
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mobydickatsea.bsky.social
harder and harder, and deeper and deeper
ripeteeth.bsky.social
I recently finished Constant Reader: The New Yorker Columns 1927-28 by Dorothy Parker and am shoving it in everyone's arms. She's a hilarious delight and finishing it felt like putting away a friend.
ripeteeth.bsky.social
lox and plain cream cheese on everything bagel, bonus if i can get dill, chives, and tomato with it
erinbiba.bsky.social
Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
erinbiba.bsky.social
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
ripeteeth.bsky.social
i am extremely tempted to pick some up next week