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Mat G
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per aspera ad absurdum

Programmer (he/him), PhD student at Technische Universität München (Database Systems).
On Soros' payroll. Nazi punks: fuck off! Opinions distributed free of charge under the MIT license.

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Turns out it's impoasible to portray capitalism in *any way* without it turning into a critique
It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.

What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Every LinkedIn post be like
February 2, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Somehow pleading down my traffic ticket fine to life in prison
Oh fuck yeah
February 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
February 1, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Yo fuck all the way off with this one because this is some of the most ghoulish bullshit i have ever seen. “Tech” is just glorified advertising delivery and thats truly a pathetic waste of resources and human effort/minds
Folks have joked about this, but some people making these bots have actually considered it—targeted ads from your dead relative or loved one.
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 10:21 AM
This is excellent performance art, I hope there's some useful sociology research going on
We've received a lot of comments from the Bluesky community tonight, so we want to take the time to clarify our positions.
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Don't get me wrong, this is of course extremely funny, BUT: no man, the reason you're a racist chud is that you're a racist chud. You can't really blame a guy creating a message board for your own character flaws.
February 1, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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ELON MUSK: *WYCHODZI Z KRATKI ŚCIEKOWEJ* HEEEEEEEJ JEFFREY. JEFF, DOSTAŁEŚ MOJEGO MAILA? MÓGŁ NIE DOJŚĆ

JEFFREY EPSTEIN: JEZU ZNÓW ON [SZEPTEM DO MOOTA] MŁODY WEŹ ZAŁÓŻ FORUM DLA TAKICH ZJEBÓW. MOŻE GO TO ZAJMIE I SIĘ ODWALI
February 1, 2026 at 11:17 AM
February 1, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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Very often when trying to think about a problem I start wondering:

"How does software X deal with that?"

And 98.5% the answer is: they don't, they just let it fail. Often silently. Every time I keep relearning how low the standards usually are in this industry.
January 31, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Womp womp
January 31, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Do you remember that asinine tweet that was like "books will be movies, movies will be games, games will be hypercubes" or whatever the fuck? Does someone have it, it was made for this occasion
January 30, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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I know this looks like shit, but until we develop the technology to fabricate period costumes and train humans to pretend to be--to act as, if you will--other people, this is the closest we can come to visualizing past events in a narrative art form
January 29, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Don Lemon of the infamous Lemon mafia family
we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 PM
People like to compare apples to oranges. And also apples to apples. But no one ever compares oranges to oranges. Why? Are all oranges equivalent? Are we racist? Fruitist?
January 30, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I'd go one step further and suggest Microsoft should be driven away from all (publicly funded) academic and educational institutions. At this point it's a common fucking sense policy since they insist on forcing Copilot into everything in the Office suite.
Also psst

If Europe starts putting nation state efforts into open source suites that replace teams/zoom/office 365 that have hipaa/ferpa and security

That’s the ballgame

They’d have to ban them in america else the entire economy would tell Microsoft and Google and Adobe to fuck their own faces
Leave it to France to take the lead in telling America to eat their salty gallic assholes
January 30, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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Also psst

If Europe starts putting nation state efforts into open source suites that replace teams/zoom/office 365 that have hipaa/ferpa and security

That’s the ballgame

They’d have to ban them in america else the entire economy would tell Microsoft and Google and Adobe to fuck their own faces
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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Sydney Sweeney: 👁️ 👄 👁️

Giancarlo Esposito: And for me, I have to speak out. If the whole world showed up... they’d kill 500 or 50 million or however [many], but the rest of us would survive with a new [world]. This is time for a revolution, and they don’t even know that’s what they’re starting.
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Wait, *this* is the singular source of the whole daycare nonsense? *And* the Minnesota siege??? What the fuck
The violent occupation of Minneapolis started with a vlog. I've wanted to find a framework to describe Nick Shirley & others like him: "Influencer" is too quaint. "Journalist" is obviously wrong.

I landed on "slopagandist."

Gift link (open in a web browser) www.theverge.com/news/869824/...
What is Nick Shirley?
Slop doesn’t need to be AI-generated
www.theverge.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Google alternating between r/askalawyer and r/suicidewatch rn
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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Food $50
Rent $600
Utilities $100
Children shoveling my driveway $8000

Someone help me budget this my family is starving
January 29, 2026 at 2:38 PM