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A rewrite of the Shawshank Redemption where Andy Dufresne is played by a husky and he digs his way out in 12 minutes
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
A rewrite of the Shawshank Redemption where Andy Dufresne is played by a husky and he digs his way out in 12 minutes
“god helps those who help themselves”
So god’s lazy and picking the easy wins
So god’s lazy and picking the easy wins
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“god helps those who help themselves”
So god’s lazy and picking the easy wins
So god’s lazy and picking the easy wins
Just woke up from a nightmare that I completely screwed up cooking Christmas dinner
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Just woke up from a nightmare that I completely screwed up cooking Christmas dinner
Gonna go with a classic. As Napoleon said in a letter to his wife Josephine: “Do not bathe”
gracefully intertwined hands
The door closed.
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Gonna go with a classic. As Napoleon said in a letter to his wife Josephine: “Do not bathe”
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My dad reminded me of that time sunlight was hitting clouds weird and the Soviet computers flagged it as incoming nukes. Stanislav Petrov was like, “nah, it’s a false alarm” and didn’t retaliate. My dad said, “if they used ai to make that choice, we’d all be dead.”
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My dad reminded me of that time sunlight was hitting clouds weird and the Soviet computers flagged it as incoming nukes. Stanislav Petrov was like, “nah, it’s a false alarm” and didn’t retaliate. My dad said, “if they used ai to make that choice, we’d all be dead.”
Oh no my windows computer is automatically updating. Goodbye functionality I will miss you
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Oh no my windows computer is automatically updating. Goodbye functionality I will miss you
Just saw an ad for some ai tool that can “make a sales invoice good enough to eat.”
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Just saw an ad for some ai tool that can “make a sales invoice good enough to eat.”
Thornton Wilder rising from his grave and killing me for yelling out, “So does Grover’s Corner have a McDonalds, or?” when the stage manager asks if anyone has questions
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Thornton Wilder rising from his grave and killing me for yelling out, “So does Grover’s Corner have a McDonalds, or?” when the stage manager asks if anyone has questions
I will never be as cool as my dog when he wears a hat
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I will never be as cool as my dog when he wears a hat
Spent 5 hours this year listening to the faucet in the bathtub drip
Spent 12 hours listening to the silence after the refrigerator shuts off
Spent 18 hours pondering what could be rattling around in the trunk of the car
Spent 12 hours listening to the silence after the refrigerator shuts off
Spent 18 hours pondering what could be rattling around in the trunk of the car
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Spent 5 hours this year listening to the faucet in the bathtub drip
Spent 12 hours listening to the silence after the refrigerator shuts off
Spent 18 hours pondering what could be rattling around in the trunk of the car
Spent 12 hours listening to the silence after the refrigerator shuts off
Spent 18 hours pondering what could be rattling around in the trunk of the car
Insert a movie into a movie
Sharksharknadonado
Sharksharknadonado
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Insert a movie into a movie
Sharksharknadonado
Sharksharknadonado
It’s Giving Tuesday, so give me all your money. This is a stick up
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It’s Giving Tuesday, so give me all your money. This is a stick up
Humans were domesticated by germs because our sneezes are useful to them
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Humans were domesticated by germs because our sneezes are useful to them
Reminder that flying cars already exist. They’re called helicopters and they require a ton of special training to pilot and must be in contact with air traffic control.
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Reminder that flying cars already exist. They’re called helicopters and they require a ton of special training to pilot and must be in contact with air traffic control.
Time to shower and change from my day pajamas into my evening pajamas
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Time to shower and change from my day pajamas into my evening pajamas
Last week at WinCo I told the cashier I was impressed by how many veggie codes he knew by heart, and he said his dying words would be “bananas 4011. Gala Apples 4132.”
4011 is the SKU for bananas, and it's written on the soul of anyone who's ever worked at a kroger. if you don't know any other SKU, you know bananas. there are four orange SKUS, seven plum-adjacent ones, and no one buys kiwis. but every cart has bananas, good old 4011.
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Last week at WinCo I told the cashier I was impressed by how many veggie codes he knew by heart, and he said his dying words would be “bananas 4011. Gala Apples 4132.”
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I realize there are only like 5 people who may do this but I would strongly suggest giving this a read.
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Opinion | How the Elite Behave When No One Is Watching: Inside the Epstein Emails
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November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I realize there are only like 5 people who may do this but I would strongly suggest giving this a read.
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One thing I love about Data’s poem about his cat Spot is that it was written by humans trying to sound like a robot who’s trying to sound like a human.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
One thing I love about Data’s poem about his cat Spot is that it was written by humans trying to sound like a robot who’s trying to sound like a human.
That bit of gunk that you thought the dishwasher would take care of has hardened. It’s stuck like a barnacle. It’s part of the dish now.
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
That bit of gunk that you thought the dishwasher would take care of has hardened. It’s stuck like a barnacle. It’s part of the dish now.
So it’s just straight up plagiarizing Wikipedia?
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
So it’s just straight up plagiarizing Wikipedia?
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need to like every message in the group chat. My phone’s about to catch fire because everyone is heart reacting to “Sounds great! See you there!”
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need to like every message in the group chat. My phone’s about to catch fire because everyone is heart reacting to “Sounds great! See you there!”