The invention of lasagne
a single huge ravioli
February 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
The invention of lasagne
I’ll be in a meeting in business mode and then someone will say something like “laser fish” and I’ll briefly float away from my body and realize it’s all make believe
January 22, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I’ll be in a meeting in business mode and then someone will say something like “laser fish” and I’ll briefly float away from my body and realize it’s all make believe
Every day I start my workday by uninstalling the Microsoft update that automatically installed overnight and that blocks me from accessing my client’s vpn.
January 16, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Every day I start my workday by uninstalling the Microsoft update that automatically installed overnight and that blocks me from accessing my client’s vpn.
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math is so cool bc u rotate these difficult ideas in your head for weeks or months or even years and then you get these sudden feelings of profound breakthrough and insight and then you dive back in to a textbook you found difficult before and make it 2 whole paragraphs further than last time
January 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
math is so cool bc u rotate these difficult ideas in your head for weeks or months or even years and then you get these sudden feelings of profound breakthrough and insight and then you dive back in to a textbook you found difficult before and make it 2 whole paragraphs further than last time
Ecosystem under the mailbox
January 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Ecosystem under the mailbox
Nauseous! On the school
Bus
Bus
January 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Nauseous! On the school
Bus
Bus
I’m trying to find out when the 2026 State of the Union Address is happening and not finding any information. Has it been scheduled?
January 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I’m trying to find out when the 2026 State of the Union Address is happening and not finding any information. Has it been scheduled?
Quote with your favorite pic of you from 2025
January 2, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Quote with your favorite pic of you from 2025
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mission status: found god. send backup
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
mission status: found god. send backup
Today’s discourse is Terry Pratchett’s Boots Theory
January 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Today’s discourse is Terry Pratchett’s Boots Theory
Talk of chickenpox reminds me of the common refrain that hardships build character.
But suffering doesn’t build character, it builds trauma.
Kids build character by facing problems they can solve, like challenging homework assignments or learning a role in a school play.
But suffering doesn’t build character, it builds trauma.
Kids build character by facing problems they can solve, like challenging homework assignments or learning a role in a school play.
December 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Talk of chickenpox reminds me of the common refrain that hardships build character.
But suffering doesn’t build character, it builds trauma.
Kids build character by facing problems they can solve, like challenging homework assignments or learning a role in a school play.
But suffering doesn’t build character, it builds trauma.
Kids build character by facing problems they can solve, like challenging homework assignments or learning a role in a school play.
I have a cold on Christmas Eve. Boooo. I need you all to send me memes and pet pics. Doctor says since Pagliacci isn’t in town, it’s the only thing that’ll help me pull through
December 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I have a cold on Christmas Eve. Boooo. I need you all to send me memes and pet pics. Doctor says since Pagliacci isn’t in town, it’s the only thing that’ll help me pull through
I got a gift membership for my dad, and this was his response:
December 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I got a gift membership for my dad, and this was his response:
Left the candles in the menorah unattended. Anyway, here’s the burn mark on my table
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Left the candles in the menorah unattended. Anyway, here’s the burn mark on my table
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student: does a bonsai tree know that it is smaller than its sisters
teacher: the roots of the bonsai tree strain against the edges of her world. the bonsai tree believes herself the largest and only tree in existence
student: what can we learn from this
teacher: none of my business. ask the tree
teacher: the roots of the bonsai tree strain against the edges of her world. the bonsai tree believes herself the largest and only tree in existence
student: what can we learn from this
teacher: none of my business. ask the tree
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
student: does a bonsai tree know that it is smaller than its sisters
teacher: the roots of the bonsai tree strain against the edges of her world. the bonsai tree believes herself the largest and only tree in existence
student: what can we learn from this
teacher: none of my business. ask the tree
teacher: the roots of the bonsai tree strain against the edges of her world. the bonsai tree believes herself the largest and only tree in existence
student: what can we learn from this
teacher: none of my business. ask the tree
I wan t a president who can recognize an axolotl and a platypus
December 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I wan t a president who can recognize an axolotl and a platypus
My ancestors looking down and seeing me go to Costco the Sunday before Christmas: wow, omg, she’s so brave
December 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My ancestors looking down and seeing me go to Costco the Sunday before Christmas: wow, omg, she’s so brave
What stands out to me is the TOEFL test prep book. TOEFL being Test of English as a Foreign Language
December 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
What stands out to me is the TOEFL test prep book. TOEFL being Test of English as a Foreign Language
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A rewrite of the Shawshank Redemption where Andy Dufresne is played by a husky and he digs his way out in 12 minutes
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
A rewrite of the Shawshank Redemption where Andy Dufresne is played by a husky and he digs his way out in 12 minutes
“god helps those who help themselves”
So god’s lazy and picking the easy wins
So god’s lazy and picking the easy wins
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“god helps those who help themselves”
So god’s lazy and picking the easy wins
So god’s lazy and picking the easy wins
Just woke up from a nightmare that I completely screwed up cooking Christmas dinner
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Just woke up from a nightmare that I completely screwed up cooking Christmas dinner
Gonna go with a classic. As Napoleon said in a letter to his wife Josephine: “Do not bathe”
gracefully intertwined hands
The door closed.
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Gonna go with a classic. As Napoleon said in a letter to his wife Josephine: “Do not bathe”