In the Northwest we sometimes call winter The Grey

A houseplant the cat’s actually allowed to eat

The only true last minute gift is an off-brand energy drink from the gas station. Everything else calling itself that is just stolen valor

I’m often reminded of this Maurice Sendak quote:

Ha ha! Yes! Glad you caught that

I’m convinced my high schooler’s math teacher is purposely putting extra sixes and sevens in problems to keep the kids engaged. My daughter said everyone went bananas when the equation was y=6x+7

These are stunning

The daily mail is extrapolating that small portions would be for women. The original “tsar” or whatever they call it just said restaurants should offer a smaller portion option at a lower price in general for anyone

It’s already frozen and throwing an error

THINKING ABOUT WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE AN ORCA WHALE. TO JUMP OUT OF THE WATER AND SLAM BACK DOWN. IS IT LIKE HOW A BEAR FEELS WHEN SHE SCRATCHES HER BACK ON TREE BARK? DO THEY GET TICKLE BELLY LIKE WHEN YOU DRIVE FAST DOWN A STEEP HILL?

….how big is the drawer? I have to do maneuvers to fit two spatulas and some measuring cups in a kitchen drawer.

I was *just* listening to linguists discuss “what even is a definition?” and pretty much all words are held in our minds as a set of nebulous and changeable associations, and there are always edge cases. So I’m team vibes. If it feels like a beard to you, then it’s a beard.