Nik
@jacaristar.bsky.social
Bio about what I do for a living
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Toodaloo kangaroo 🦘
Tampa, FL
🇬🇭 🇳🇬
Toodaloo kangaroo 🦘
Tampa, FL
Yes for the holidays and if they’re feeling sexy they’ll add marshmallows, snickers and whipped cream. (I’m not joking)
Oh yeah
So I learned today that apparently out in the Midwest folks eat strawberry jello with sour cream as a dessert?
So I learned today that apparently out in the Midwest folks eat strawberry jello with sour cream as a dessert?
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Yes for the holidays and if they’re feeling sexy they’ll add marshmallows, snickers and whipped cream. (I’m not joking)
I’m actually going to mute this entirely
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’m actually going to mute this entirely
On the first date, salivating over nibbling on an ass that’s hemorrhoided up is making me very furious
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
On the first date, salivating over nibbling on an ass that’s hemorrhoided up is making me very furious
Idk where she found bananas with the seeds still in it, to make this monstrosity
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Idk where she found bananas with the seeds still in it, to make this monstrosity
My biggest online pet peeve is when someone sends me a “this you” video and it’s the most absurd thing you’ve ever watched in your life
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My biggest online pet peeve is when someone sends me a “this you” video and it’s the most absurd thing you’ve ever watched in your life
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“knowing” me on the internet is one thing, but for the most part i do not know yall lol and yall niggas do not know me. lol
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
“knowing” me on the internet is one thing, but for the most part i do not know yall lol and yall niggas do not know me. lol
Same. Don’t ever fix your mouth to call me something derogatory while we are doing something so beautiful.
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Same. Don’t ever fix your mouth to call me something derogatory while we are doing something so beautiful.
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I can’t get into the degradation thing. I need every word out of your mouth to be positive and affirmative as it pertains to me 🧘🏽♀️
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I can’t get into the degradation thing. I need every word out of your mouth to be positive and affirmative as it pertains to me 🧘🏽♀️
Justice for this sexy beast
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Justice for this sexy beast
That was by far the most chaotic job I’d had. Worked there for 3 months and got fired cause I was warning people about enrolling there and saying their degree wouldn’t matter
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
That was by far the most chaotic job I’d had. Worked there for 3 months and got fired cause I was warning people about enrolling there and saying their degree wouldn’t matter
No but everyone else is so same thing
Yall off tomorrow?
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
No but everyone else is so same thing
Ever since I watched my coworker stir the buffalo chicken dip with her finger then suck her finger and go YUM!, I’ve opted out
Y'all truly do HAVE FAITH eating at these people's potlucks over the holiday season! Thoughts and Prayers to you and yours though! 🫡
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Ever since I watched my coworker stir the buffalo chicken dip with her finger then suck her finger and go YUM!, I’ve opted out
I would probably be blocked before I got to my driveway if I tried this
Calling your man a “bitch ass nigga” in bed is hilarious lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I would probably be blocked before I got to my driveway if I tried this
Sinners is just as good of a watch every time.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Sinners is just as good of a watch every time.
I don’t trust anything I’m seeing on my timeline right now. I feel everything is a hemorrhoid innuendo
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I don’t trust anything I’m seeing on my timeline right now. I feel everything is a hemorrhoid innuendo
Then they start waving it around like they wave a sheet onto the bed
If a man grabbed my stomach I’m pretty sure I’d pass away from embarrassment. It would send me spiraling 😭 Jiggle her thighs? Rub her double chin? Omg. I’ll just stop eating right now
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Then they start waving it around like they wave a sheet onto the bed
“I’m happy I already assumed you couldn’t cook”
a close up of a man 's face with a blue headband on .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a blue headband on .
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November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“I’m happy I already assumed you couldn’t cook”
The food I cook at home when there’s no pressure, versus the food I cooked my man last weekend when I was trying to be impressive.
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The food I cook at home when there’s no pressure, versus the food I cooked my man last weekend when I was trying to be impressive.
My problem is I want to wear all of these hairstyles. I have a real commitment problem
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My problem is I want to wear all of these hairstyles. I have a real commitment problem
I saw a cute office building across the street from my house and decided to apply to it. They only had one role open for some shit I actively hated learning in college. Applied anyway cause ?????? Got the job and now I’m somehow in leadership by being accidentally good at it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I saw a cute office building across the street from my house and decided to apply to it. They only had one role open for some shit I actively hated learning in college. Applied anyway cause ?????? Got the job and now I’m somehow in leadership by being accidentally good at it.
Sidney Sweeney is so ugly
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Sidney Sweeney is so ugly
The LEAST he could have done was make sure she was accommodated and been flattered that she was willing to drive that far for a stranger
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The LEAST he could have done was make sure she was accommodated and been flattered that she was willing to drive that far for a stranger
I saw that and she ended up leaving because it was inconsiderate of him and people were hopping down her throat since she “drove two hours anyway”
Watched a TikTok last night where this woman drove almost two hours to meet a man for a date and the restaurant wait was over 40 minutes so they had to find something else to do because he never made reservations. IKYFL anywhere over 30 minutes is crazy… matter of fact send me a car. #strict101
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I saw that and she ended up leaving because it was inconsiderate of him and people were hopping down her throat since she “drove two hours anyway”
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America, not just the South, is still pissed off about the loss of free labor. You can see it in every move it has ever made.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
America, not just the South, is still pissed off about the loss of free labor. You can see it in every move it has ever made.
Been
We all falling in love this year? Bet.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Been