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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 14h

You are not a serious person

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 17h

Can’t wait for the econ guys to come out of the woodwork to explain how this is fine and even good actually

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 19h

I’m biased, but I’d like to put forward the TBoGT dlc for GTA IV. Helicopters, bikes, and sports cars spawn around the map much more frequently and the inclusion of the parachute lets you get off tall buildings without it being insta-death

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 20h

Ever notice how often white gen-xers use black people reaction gifs?

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 21h

Gottem’

a person is playing basketball in the snow with a basketball hoop

Alt: a guy on ice skates goes off a jump and aggressively dunks a basketball into a hoop

media.tenor.com

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 1d

An honest journalist would pull this story

jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 1d

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QM-2...

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 1d

Discovery’s cover of I Want You Back is pretty rad

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes you’d just find an old porno magazine in the woods behind the 7/11

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 2d

I think he should play the entire clip unedited, stare into the camera for a beat, and then just say “Right. Moving on!”

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 2d

My US Navy told me the ocean keep eating his F/A-18F Super Hornets so I asked how many jets he has and he said he just goes to Boeing and gets a new jet afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding F/A-18F Super Hornets to the ocean and then his daughter started crying.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 3d

wild how insane people are becoming about zohran mamdani. he has been focusing on the same affordability issues he’s been this whole time and the entire opposition to him has essentially been calling him a terrorist for the last week. god he needs to win, i need these evil losers to feel this

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 4d

as a recovering alcoholic I find it offensive that people are saying "well he got the nazi skull while he was drunk" okay and? I got blackout drunk and did stupid shit tons of times and I never woke up with a nazi tattoo

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 5d

they'll say nothing to get in the way of progress...

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 6d

There are some older liberals in my family who are obsessed with Postcards to Voters. Something about it never sat right with me

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stop motion skeleton @jonchristian.net · 6d

sound on

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 6d

The original was published 10 years ago today

theonion.com/admit-it-you...

Admit It: You People Want To See How Far This Goes, Don’t You?

The latest polls are out, and just as I predicted, I’m leading the Republican presidential race by a wide margin. You might be wondering how that could be. After all, it’s hardly been a month since I ...

theonion.com

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 6d

I have friends who play StarCraft who explain it in a similar way. Essentially button mash to build up your muscle memory so that eventually when your game skill catches up, you can perform meaningful actions faster

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 8d

I'm sorry, but scrolling past this in the feed it looks like you lost the plot somewhere along the way...

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 8d

Pretty safe bet anyone using the words purity test and tankie are not very bright

jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 8d

This might be the “um actually” of the decade

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 8d

Finally the product the people have been waiting for. An internet browser that generates a vague approximation of the website you intended to visit

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 9d

The nay-sayers are missing out on opportunities to have the weirdest headaches you could possibly imagine. smh

jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 9d

There are basically only two positions in the debate about huffing spray paint.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to do it effectively. Huffing paint sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this drug. Holy cow, it’s transformational.

Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 13d

There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.

Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.

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jacobdotboo👻 @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 9d

2009 was when the ACA was passed and it was also the year of the most recent federal minimum wage increase to $7.25. Good things haven't been allowed to happen for 16 years

punished brian @brilandia.bsky.social · 9d

aca was supposed to be a step in the right direction, not the end of discussion!

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