Jake Kessler
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Jake Kessler
@jacobkessler.bsky.social
I have a pretty great family I love, make cool toys, novelty items and books. Let’s Go Mets and fascism blows.
Post a perfect Alvum from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Sound Garden or Alice In Chains
September 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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🚨 BIGGEST GIVEAWAY OF THE YEAR! 🚨

RT & Follow to enter to win one of these neon signs!! Save 25% on all neon signs at:

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Winner announced Sunday.
November 29, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Elon will be to the Trump regime what Robert Moses was to Fiorello La Guardia’s Governorship. He will become too powerful to be controlled.
November 22, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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🎶 if you're lost you can look and you will find me
July 3, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Absolute banger and saw a rebirth a few years back with New Noise used in The Bear soundtrack
November 19, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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OMG 😆
November 19, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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Wealth of Elon Musk
2012: $2,000,000,000
2023: $248,800,000,000

Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2012: $18,400,000,000
2023: $160,900,000,000

Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2012: $17,500,000,000
2023: $105,200,000,000

Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2023: $7.25

Three words: tax the rich.
November 17, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Maybe Skyte instead of Skeet
November 17, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Was out last night and saw one of those dumb Cyber Trucks. Reminded me to delete my Twitter account. Closest thing to a positive comment I could come up with for that dumb car.
November 17, 2024 at 12:01 PM