The Jade Ape
@jadeape.bsky.social
The Ministry of Truth shall set you free
"inflation is DOWN. Real income is UP. There are MORE full time employed than ever before"
.... yeah then you woke up.
.... yeah then you woke up.
February 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
"inflation is DOWN. Real income is UP. There are MORE full time employed than ever before"
.... yeah then you woke up.
.... yeah then you woke up.
I basically understood the same amount of lyrics tonight as I did with Kendrick Lamar last year.
#superbowl
#superbowlLX
#halftimeshow
#superbowl
#superbowlLX
#halftimeshow
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I basically understood the same amount of lyrics tonight as I did with Kendrick Lamar last year.
#superbowl
#superbowlLX
#halftimeshow
#superbowl
#superbowlLX
#halftimeshow
I saw what you did there...
a man wearing a top hat and a bow tie smiles
ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a bow tie smiles
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I saw what you did there...
I better not hear a reporter say "this behavior is concerning because it might be signs of dementia" I'm going to scream.
The President has dementia, and this post is proof.
The President has dementia, and this post is proof.
February 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I better not hear a reporter say "this behavior is concerning because it might be signs of dementia" I'm going to scream.
The President has dementia, and this post is proof.
The President has dementia, and this post is proof.
Yeah, the question now is not IF Trump committed crimes alongside Epstein, it's "how could Trump NOT have committed crimes with Jeffrey Epstein" given all we now know.
February 4, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Yeah, the question now is not IF Trump committed crimes alongside Epstein, it's "how could Trump NOT have committed crimes with Jeffrey Epstein" given all we now know.
Completely agree with all your suggestions.
Also agree that the real challenge will be organizing a plan that is similar to Project 2025. It's not clear at the moment who is willing to take that on.
Also agree that the real challenge will be organizing a plan that is similar to Project 2025. It's not clear at the moment who is willing to take that on.
February 1, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Completely agree with all your suggestions.
Also agree that the real challenge will be organizing a plan that is similar to Project 2025. It's not clear at the moment who is willing to take that on.
Also agree that the real challenge will be organizing a plan that is similar to Project 2025. It's not clear at the moment who is willing to take that on.
When adults resume power, step 1 is to create a bunch of new laws that limit the power of the executive branch, and make it very hard to undo those laws in the future.
February 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
When adults resume power, step 1 is to create a bunch of new laws that limit the power of the executive branch, and make it very hard to undo those laws in the future.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT to stay awake Donny...😴🥱💤🛌
January 30, 2026 at 11:44 AM
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT to stay awake Donny...😴🥱💤🛌
"Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high"
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high"
January 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
"Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high"
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high"
They're commin' fer yer guns MAGA!
January 27, 2026 at 7:44 PM
They're commin' fer yer guns MAGA!
Congratulations to Melania on winning Picture of the Century at only the quarter century mark.
Her movie was great. I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats, and yes, I would see it again.
This may be presumptuous to say at this juncture... but I smell an Oscar.
Her movie was great. I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats, and yes, I would see it again.
This may be presumptuous to say at this juncture... but I smell an Oscar.
January 27, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Congratulations to Melania on winning Picture of the Century at only the quarter century mark.
Her movie was great. I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats, and yes, I would see it again.
This may be presumptuous to say at this juncture... but I smell an Oscar.
Her movie was great. I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats, and yes, I would see it again.
This may be presumptuous to say at this juncture... but I smell an Oscar.
Agreed. The people in power now will never voluntarily give up the power they've manged to trick their voters into giving them.
Those in power now have to be arrested and taken off the street.
Those in power now have to be arrested and taken off the street.
January 26, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Agreed. The people in power now will never voluntarily give up the power they've manged to trick their voters into giving them.
Those in power now have to be arrested and taken off the street.
Those in power now have to be arrested and taken off the street.
The Dear Leader is sacred to MAGA, not the Constitution, ironically.
January 26, 2026 at 7:47 PM
The Dear Leader is sacred to MAGA, not the Constitution, ironically.
Agreed. This is what will be the first of many realizations by MAGA that they messed up by voting these authoritarians into power.
FIRST UP: Take away everyone's guns
MAGA loves guns, but the first thing authoritarians do is take away people's guns so they can no longer revolt 😟
FIRST UP: Take away everyone's guns
MAGA loves guns, but the first thing authoritarians do is take away people's guns so they can no longer revolt 😟
January 26, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Agreed. This is what will be the first of many realizations by MAGA that they messed up by voting these authoritarians into power.
FIRST UP: Take away everyone's guns
MAGA loves guns, but the first thing authoritarians do is take away people's guns so they can no longer revolt 😟
FIRST UP: Take away everyone's guns
MAGA loves guns, but the first thing authoritarians do is take away people's guns so they can no longer revolt 😟
Fire Keystone Kash!
Arrest Kyle Rittenhouse!
Do it NOW!
Arrest Kyle Rittenhouse!
Do it NOW!
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Fire Keystone Kash!
Arrest Kyle Rittenhouse!
Do it NOW!
Arrest Kyle Rittenhouse!
Do it NOW!
Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche blamed the latest killing on Minnesota police, since they didn't do anything to stop it.
Well played Todd. Well played.
Well played Todd. Well played.
a cartoon of a man wearing sunglasses with the words i said shut up below him
ALT: a cartoon of a man wearing sunglasses with the words i said shut up below him
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche blamed the latest killing on Minnesota police, since they didn't do anything to stop it.
Well played Todd. Well played.
Well played Todd. Well played.
Makes you wonder if that was the plan all along. Once an ICE agent gets killed, Marshall Law will be declared and we will all live in a police state.
But don't blame me I voted for Harris.
But don't blame me I voted for Harris.
January 24, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Makes you wonder if that was the plan all along. Once an ICE agent gets killed, Marshall Law will be declared and we will all live in a police state.
But don't blame me I voted for Harris.
But don't blame me I voted for Harris.
January 24, 2026 at 1:07 AM
This story is hilarious for all the wrong reasons.
January 24, 2026 at 1:05 AM
This story is hilarious for all the wrong reasons.
Extreme cruelty for anyone who cares to think a thought against the tribe.
We are living in 1984.
We are living in 1984.
January 24, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Extreme cruelty for anyone who cares to think a thought against the tribe.
We are living in 1984.
We are living in 1984.
Lil' Marco has got to despise Trump. Trump humiliated him in public multiple times during the 2016 primaries.
Rubio knows that being Secretary of State is his only opportunity he'll have to stay relevant. That's why he's sticking around.
Rubio knows that being Secretary of State is his only opportunity he'll have to stay relevant. That's why he's sticking around.
January 22, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Lil' Marco has got to despise Trump. Trump humiliated him in public multiple times during the 2016 primaries.
Rubio knows that being Secretary of State is his only opportunity he'll have to stay relevant. That's why he's sticking around.
Rubio knows that being Secretary of State is his only opportunity he'll have to stay relevant. That's why he's sticking around.
Relax guy!
It's just Trump being Trump!
(until he really does invade Greenland which we all could totally see him doing)
It's just Trump being Trump!
(until he really does invade Greenland which we all could totally see him doing)
January 20, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Relax guy!
It's just Trump being Trump!
(until he really does invade Greenland which we all could totally see him doing)
It's just Trump being Trump!
(until he really does invade Greenland which we all could totally see him doing)
Dear Norway Prime Minister,
Despite being a bloodthirsty, warmongering dictator, I didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize this year. As a result, to try to win the prize next year, the logical conclusion I came to was to invade the country of Greenland.
Thank you for listening to my TED talk.
Despite being a bloodthirsty, warmongering dictator, I didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize this year. As a result, to try to win the prize next year, the logical conclusion I came to was to invade the country of Greenland.
Thank you for listening to my TED talk.
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Dear Norway Prime Minister,
Despite being a bloodthirsty, warmongering dictator, I didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize this year. As a result, to try to win the prize next year, the logical conclusion I came to was to invade the country of Greenland.
Thank you for listening to my TED talk.
Despite being a bloodthirsty, warmongering dictator, I didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize this year. As a result, to try to win the prize next year, the logical conclusion I came to was to invade the country of Greenland.
Thank you for listening to my TED talk.
Donald Trump should not be given a position of authority.
I wouldn't trust him with my laundry.
I wouldn't trust him with my laundry.
January 19, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Donald Trump should not be given a position of authority.
I wouldn't trust him with my laundry.
I wouldn't trust him with my laundry.
Also, that final part about being "built like a women" ....
That's not proper grammar.
That's not proper grammar.
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Also, that final part about being "built like a women" ....
That's not proper grammar.
That's not proper grammar.