The Jade Ape
@jadeape.bsky.social
The Ministry of Truth shall set you free
I guess he really cares about his health, and you can't be too careful when it comes to checking yourself for brain injuries.
Much better to catch these things early, so it can be treated.
Much better to catch these things early, so it can be treated.
January 2, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I guess he really cares about his health, and you can't be too careful when it comes to checking yourself for brain injuries.
Much better to catch these things early, so it can be treated.
Much better to catch these things early, so it can be treated.
As soon as they finish the investigation into why Trump lost the popular vote in 2016.
December 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
As soon as they finish the investigation into why Trump lost the popular vote in 2016.
The Epstein files will never be fully released, let's be honest.
But that's good news. It means that everyone from Dems to Republicans to conspiracy theorists will never stop asking for the full release of the docs. This will never go away.
But that's good news. It means that everyone from Dems to Republicans to conspiracy theorists will never stop asking for the full release of the docs. This will never go away.
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The Epstein files will never be fully released, let's be honest.
But that's good news. It means that everyone from Dems to Republicans to conspiracy theorists will never stop asking for the full release of the docs. This will never go away.
But that's good news. It means that everyone from Dems to Republicans to conspiracy theorists will never stop asking for the full release of the docs. This will never go away.
Oh so all the sudden a republican cares about the treatment of women? Where was this concern ten years ago?
December 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Oh so all the sudden a republican cares about the treatment of women? Where was this concern ten years ago?
Is this true? Did Trump really post about choosing tiles?
Aren't there people whose job it is to do that?
Aren't there people whose job it is to do that?
December 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Is this true? Did Trump really post about choosing tiles?
Aren't there people whose job it is to do that?
Aren't there people whose job it is to do that?
Miller is Jewish so none of his behavior makes sense unless he's denounced his religion.
His head is screwed up and anything he says shouldn't be taken seriously, except he's basically running the whole country. We all know Donald Trump is not capable.
His head is screwed up and anything he says shouldn't be taken seriously, except he's basically running the whole country. We all know Donald Trump is not capable.
December 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Miller is Jewish so none of his behavior makes sense unless he's denounced his religion.
His head is screwed up and anything he says shouldn't be taken seriously, except he's basically running the whole country. We all know Donald Trump is not capable.
His head is screwed up and anything he says shouldn't be taken seriously, except he's basically running the whole country. We all know Donald Trump is not capable.
Sir it's simple.
The DOJ knew the Epstein documents contained bogus claims.
So DOJ waited until AFTER they released the docs to inform the public, via Twitter, that the docs had false claims.
It's much easier than preparing explanations as to WHY the claims are false. Who has time for that?
The DOJ knew the Epstein documents contained bogus claims.
So DOJ waited until AFTER they released the docs to inform the public, via Twitter, that the docs had false claims.
It's much easier than preparing explanations as to WHY the claims are false. Who has time for that?
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Sir it's simple.
The DOJ knew the Epstein documents contained bogus claims.
So DOJ waited until AFTER they released the docs to inform the public, via Twitter, that the docs had false claims.
It's much easier than preparing explanations as to WHY the claims are false. Who has time for that?
The DOJ knew the Epstein documents contained bogus claims.
So DOJ waited until AFTER they released the docs to inform the public, via Twitter, that the docs had false claims.
It's much easier than preparing explanations as to WHY the claims are false. Who has time for that?
Oh wow, so you're saying that Just Dance Vance is playing 5D chess now??
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Oh wow, so you're saying that Just Dance Vance is playing 5D chess now??
Oh good because in the past white people really had it rough in America.
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Oh good because in the past white people really had it rough in America.
Bongino is leaving his FBI office faster than a MAGA hat at a science fair...
December 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Bongino is leaving his FBI office faster than a MAGA hat at a science fair...
How is he going to chastise the DOJ for missing the deadline??
December 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
How is he going to chastise the DOJ for missing the deadline??
This is actually a good thing. The screw up of the Epstein file release guarantees that conspiracy theorists will continue to harass the government to release all of the files. It will never end, and that's bad for Dear Leader.
December 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is actually a good thing. The screw up of the Epstein file release guarantees that conspiracy theorists will continue to harass the government to release all of the files. It will never end, and that's bad for Dear Leader.
Hey let's be fair, some money will go back into the economy in the form of Call of Duty Battle Passes.
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hey let's be fair, some money will go back into the economy in the form of Call of Duty Battle Passes.
Wow.
This is what David was referring to when he said dictators no longer care about popularity.
The entire military is not going to fall for this shell game, and will hate Trump for it. However, constituent approval no longer matters to the Dear Leader.
This is what David was referring to when he said dictators no longer care about popularity.
The entire military is not going to fall for this shell game, and will hate Trump for it. However, constituent approval no longer matters to the Dear Leader.
December 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Wow.
This is what David was referring to when he said dictators no longer care about popularity.
The entire military is not going to fall for this shell game, and will hate Trump for it. However, constituent approval no longer matters to the Dear Leader.
This is what David was referring to when he said dictators no longer care about popularity.
The entire military is not going to fall for this shell game, and will hate Trump for it. However, constituent approval no longer matters to the Dear Leader.
So he's taking money from service members and then giving it back to them??
December 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
So he's taking money from service members and then giving it back to them??
Trump's book list:
1. English Word Capitalization Do's and Don'ts
2. How to Treat Narcolepsy
3. Idiot's Guide to Presidential Pardons
1. English Word Capitalization Do's and Don'ts
2. How to Treat Narcolepsy
3. Idiot's Guide to Presidential Pardons
December 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Trump's book list:
1. English Word Capitalization Do's and Don'ts
2. How to Treat Narcolepsy
3. Idiot's Guide to Presidential Pardons
1. English Word Capitalization Do's and Don'ts
2. How to Treat Narcolepsy
3. Idiot's Guide to Presidential Pardons
Truth is pain Caroline!!
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Truth is pain Caroline!!
It's sad but true
a woman is making a sad face with the words sad but true next to her
ALT: a woman is making a sad face with the words sad but true next to her
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It's sad but true
CBS is officially red-pilled propaganda.
If you want the facts, go elsewhere.
If you want the facts, go elsewhere.
December 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
CBS is officially red-pilled propaganda.
If you want the facts, go elsewhere.
If you want the facts, go elsewhere.
Laws don't matter anymore. We are a nation run by rule of men, not law.
All that matters is the performance, and a long as the performance feeds red meat to the base, laws don't matter.
The president can now free any criminal. Congress gave up their ability to stop him. They have no power.
All that matters is the performance, and a long as the performance feeds red meat to the base, laws don't matter.
The president can now free any criminal. Congress gave up their ability to stop him. They have no power.
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Laws don't matter anymore. We are a nation run by rule of men, not law.
All that matters is the performance, and a long as the performance feeds red meat to the base, laws don't matter.
The president can now free any criminal. Congress gave up their ability to stop him. They have no power.
All that matters is the performance, and a long as the performance feeds red meat to the base, laws don't matter.
The president can now free any criminal. Congress gave up their ability to stop him. They have no power.
... which is a distraction the fact that Trump was supposed to get thrown in jail for multiple crimes...
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
... which is a distraction the fact that Trump was supposed to get thrown in jail for multiple crimes...
The South will rise again!! 😆😅🤣😂
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The South will rise again!! 😆😅🤣😂