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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 4d

Fuck DST. It can kiss my black-furred ass.

JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 5d

So I learned how to play Magic last night at my local game shop. Did a 5-player Commander Format with an FFX deck with Tidus as mine. Wound up running the table for a good while before the game ended. Now I'm interested in making a deck, just to have. Any thoughts?

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Sean Chiplock 🟡 🔜 AX Chibi (Los Angeles, CA) @sonicmega.bsky.social · 7d

Cut benefits, force the poor to commit “crimes” of survival, arrest them. Can’t afford bail? Straight to jail.

Free labor for corporations and private investors.

The suffering is the point.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 8d

California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits

www.foxla.com

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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 8d

I envy this woman.

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Alex H. Nagler @nagler.bsky.social · 11d

If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn’t

Reuters @reuters.com · 11d

US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk

US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month

The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.

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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 13d

(Let's try that again without the grammar error...)

You have not failed us. It's when we stumble that we find out who our true friends and allies are. If we haven't proven our worth by now, we just keep moving with you until we do. We will not abandon you. Be willing to grab onto us if you need to.

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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 15d

Something must have happened to that bottle during production. Whoops!

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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 16d

I got to co-star in a stream last night with @crashmccloud.bsky.social and @stormwolf731.bsky.social for Pokemon Legends: Z-A. It was damn fun being part of it! Poor Storm. He has to deal with two of us now.

Go follow Crash on Twitch. He's a good bean.

www.twitch.tv/crashmccloud

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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 17d

I'm curious...

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Oku ΘΔ @oku.mow.haus · 20d

Repost if you have more followers than the Official White House BlueSky Account

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Basil and Thyme @basilmuse.bsky.social · 20d

Hey, as a heads up for NSFW peeps in the US, US President administration just made a shitton of BlueSky accounts. I would highhhhly recommend subbing to this blocklist so they don't show up on any algorithm feeds (and so they can't see your shit)

bsky.app/profile/eva....

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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 22d

People who hate you because you got clean?... Yeah, no. Those people are the ones who can't be trusted. Those are the ones you need to cut from your life. They'll never accept the fact that you got better, so better to let them loose and make them persona non grata.

JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · Oct 4

RE2 for the N64 for me. Yes, THAT version. Looking it up, it turns out that it didn't feature tank controls unlike the PS1 version.

Regardless, I don't mind tank controls if I know they're in the game. It's just something you have to get used to, and RE1 did it the right way.

JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · Oct 3

At least Chipotle doesn't burn them like I do. 😏

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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · Sep 29

You and me both. I wish I knew what, though.

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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · Sep 26

I guess we should be glad that tie didn't end up in knots, hmm? 😏

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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · Sep 21

If you're into Lovecraftian stuff, I highly suggest World of Horror, inspired by him and Junji Ito. Solve mysteries, take on skill checks, fight ungodly horrors from beyond the stars, and try to save the world from sanity-draining doom.

store.steampowered.com/app/913740/W...

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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · Sep 18

I had an ancestor who fought and got wounded in the Battle of Gettysburg during the Civil War. He fought against fascism from the South.

I. Am. Antifa. Bring it on, you orange Nazi piece of shit.

JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · Sep 14

You can't outfox me, wolf. Crash? Yes, as he IS a fox.

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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · Sep 14

Please, I not only blow you out of the water, but off the entire planet! 😏

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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · Sep 14

Calling it now: Sonic Racing Crossworlds is gonna blow that game out of the water.

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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · Sep 13

A funny little conversation.

Stormwolf: Meanwhile, I have garlic breath.
Me: You and Wario should make out then.
Stormwolf: GROSS!!!
StarSkunk: Jag, I am eating THANK YOU VERY MUCH, I did not need that image in my mind.

I can zing with the best of them.

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JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · Sep 8

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · Sep 2

I turn 43 in a week, and yet I feel as if it's just going to be the same old routine with me at this point....

JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · Aug 31

I'm okay for now, but I'm going to need a few days to recharge.

JaguarMaster @jaguarmaster.bsky.social · Aug 30

Ever since I attempted in May, I have been plagued with self-destructive thoughts. I can't control them. They threaten to consume me every single day. I can't take it anymore. I want it to end, and I don't care how it happens.