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connubial bliss enjoyer

@jajcrob.bsky.social

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kindly remember: the ridiculous hype that offends so many is not of my making #YearOfTheCowboy he him

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connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 17h

non-patriots fans: if i asked you to list every quarterback you could think of, approximately where do you think drew bledsoe would fall. trying to figure something out

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Cream @creamposts.bsky.social · Feb 5

I’ll re-eat most creams

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connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 20h

wifes love being made to listen to mac dre

connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 21h

what do prison abolitionists suggest we do with whoever threw a dog poop bag into my RECYCLING BIN and left the LID OPEN

connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 21h

rhcp line "step outside but not to brawl"has always confounded me. like shouldn't that go without saying. that's not even in my top 100 reasons to step outside.

connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 21h

weaponizing competence by being so much better at washing dishes than my wife that it embarrasses her and she asks me not to do it anymore

connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1d

ditched the good place (more like the freakin bad show) when it decided that the two main people breaking up was too solemn an occasion for jokes and instead we got some bullshit romantic montage. deeply offensive.

connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1d

they're so good and the bags always have like 50% more than you'd expect

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connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1d

it's important to strike a balance, proper moshing is about creating an environment where you have approximately a 40% chance of smacking the guy next to you in the mouth without actively trying to do so

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Mayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 2d

Handy list to tell if you’re listening to the best kind of Guided By Voices song:

- anthemic chorus
- lyrics about ghosts and/or aliens
- bob singing in a British accent for no clear reason
- at least one part not properly mixed
- worst fucking guitar solo you’ve ever heard
- under a minute

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connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

do canadians outside of ontario care about the blue jays. like how does a senators fan feel about having to support a toronto team

connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

remember when stereogum posted bloodbuzz ohio for the first time but the url said "bluzzbood ohio"

connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

insanely jealous

connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

any rockened roll band that's kinda funky and has more synth than guitar just short-circuits my brain

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connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

any band with a live drummer and more than one synthesizer is automatically the best of all time

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connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

you ever order a bunch of crustie patches and then realize you have no fucking clue where your jean jacket is

connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

only incidentally but yes

connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

two interconnected and incredibly bleak vignettes immediately popping into my mind

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connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

i think about "peggle make phone calls" almost every day of my life

connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

sometimes it's fun to invent new words and harass your parents for not innately understanding them

connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

was lucky enough to follow that one in real time, it gave me the same feeling of knowing it can't be real but not being able to explain what's actually happening as witnessing a good magic trick.

connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 3d

btw, da month

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Arden Ripley @arden.rip · 4d

As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night

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connubial bliss enjoyer @jajcrob.bsky.social · 4d

oh was rojas an unlikely hero. i didn't hear you say that the first billion times