Jake Boss
@jakeboss.bsky.social
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Director of Production at The Command Zone.
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Good for them I guess??? I don't know them and I'm NOT in this photo.
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I don't know who these fucking people are and I'm not at dinner with them, but it's still about the gathering.
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It's about the gathering!
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I normally only shitpost this heavily when I'm depressed. The thing getting me is an actual bug in Premiere. They're more rare than people like to say. A clip thinks it's still .braw even though it was transcoded and replaced. The metadata in source settings are pointing to things that don't exist.
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If you'd like to buy ad space on my social media, please contact me. Otherwise, I'll have to continue giving it away for free.
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Might it have been best to leave it on the side of the road with a very small "Free mayo!" sign? I'm just brainstorming here.
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Cabbage Merchant really is in every city.
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Both of my teams have been a disaster this season but at least my picture matches my players so they think I’m one of them.
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Now I get to sing along, too.
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Almost done with my MTG version of the Wendy Williams show. Just need to figure out the studio audience.
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I’m also about to go barreling into Trader Joe’s on a Sunday afternoon like a running back fearlessly punching through a nest of defenders. Clutch onto your NPR totes. I’m on my way.
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To all of you people who said I’d never amount to anything, I’ll have you know I just fished the drawstring out of my gym shorts and they’re like brand new now. Be careful who you underestimate.
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This project is going to be something I’ll be nostalgic for throughout the rest of my life. We were here and we made something.
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Brackets always make me feel like I’m pigeonholing a deck by making it a 3 or 4. If I can make it good as a 2, then I’m free to play it anywhere. It almost makes me feel like a meathead when I build a 4. Was this the intended outcome? If so, I’m impressed by the system.
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The genesis of this idea was not thinking too hard
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This is huge! Thank you!
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i ain't reading all that