Jake Boss
@jakeboss.bsky.social
Director of Production at The Command Zone.
Okay, so what I’m finding is that Australia is actually just a place that is really far south. That’s what they mean.
February 19, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Okay, so what I’m finding is that Australia is actually just a place that is really far south. That’s what they mean.
I didn’t get him anything for Presidents’ Day.
February 17, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I didn’t get him anything for Presidents’ Day.
Is everyone gonna be mean if I treat this like a removal spell?
February 16, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Is everyone gonna be mean if I treat this like a removal spell?
I’m done being pissed off. From now on, I’m gonna do the opposite. I’m gonna be pissed on.
February 15, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I’m done being pissed off. From now on, I’m gonna do the opposite. I’m gonna be pissed on.
Duolingo doesn’t understand the Pandora’s box it just opened.
February 13, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Duolingo doesn’t understand the Pandora’s box it just opened.
Oh so nobody wants to draft alchemy lorwyn.
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Oh so nobody wants to draft alchemy lorwyn.
You should go see Send Help. It’s a really fun movie and it’s way better with a crowd.
February 12, 2026 at 5:59 AM
You should go see Send Help. It’s a really fun movie and it’s way better with a crowd.
Something about a shared facebook profile says he's on his last warning.
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Something about a shared facebook profile says he's on his last warning.
I have a theory that the Cha Cha Slide is probably the best possible alarm clock. Will report back with my findings. Thanks!
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I have a theory that the Cha Cha Slide is probably the best possible alarm clock. Will report back with my findings. Thanks!
If drawing a card is worth one card, what's tutoring up a basic worth?
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 AM
If drawing a card is worth one card, what's tutoring up a basic worth?
The patriots really need a board wipe.
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
The patriots really need a board wipe.
Something about Lorwyn is all the little freaks
February 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Something about Lorwyn is all the little freaks
Pogo song of Jeff Probst
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Pogo song of Jeff Probst
I’m so sick of having a rule 34 conversation before every game.
February 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I’m so sick of having a rule 34 conversation before every game.
What do we think they're going to do with this upcoming R&B announcement? I really hope it's a TLC Secret Lair or a Prince commander deck.
February 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
What do we think they're going to do with this upcoming R&B announcement? I really hope it's a TLC Secret Lair or a Prince commander deck.
I can see the future. The gods speak to me in complete sentences.
February 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I can see the future. The gods speak to me in complete sentences.
What's a funny thing to use as a playmat that is:
1. Not annoying to use
2. Not a playmat
1. Not annoying to use
2. Not a playmat
February 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
What's a funny thing to use as a playmat that is:
1. Not annoying to use
2. Not a playmat
1. Not annoying to use
2. Not a playmat
So the Pro Bowl is just The Disney Channel Games?
February 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
So the Pro Bowl is just The Disney Channel Games?
It’s always the same type of dude who plays their cards upside down at me at prerelease. I get it. New cards. It is strictly courteous. But why’s it always the same type of dude?
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 AM
It’s always the same type of dude who plays their cards upside down at me at prerelease. I get it. New cards. It is strictly courteous. But why’s it always the same type of dude?
Thinking about decorating my home office like a Subway. Anyone know where they source their high res prints of onions being cut?
February 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Thinking about decorating my home office like a Subway. Anyone know where they source their high res prints of onions being cut?
If your speakers make little buzzing sounds from GPU coil whine, use optical audio. Sweet silence.
January 29, 2026 at 6:27 PM
If your speakers make little buzzing sounds from GPU coil whine, use optical audio. Sweet silence.
Played spaceships at lunch with @alsonamedjosh.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Played spaceships at lunch with @alsonamedjosh.bsky.social
THERE HAS BEEN A DEVELOPMENT.
Turns out my wife’s whole office orders $150 worth of DoorDash every week on my credit card by accident. Not even mad.
Turns out my wife’s whole office orders $150 worth of DoorDash every week on my credit card by accident. Not even mad.
Debt free. I’ve been ready to push the button for a few months, but I finally did it last night. Nothing financed, zeroes across the board.
January 27, 2026 at 12:26 AM
THERE HAS BEEN A DEVELOPMENT.
Turns out my wife’s whole office orders $150 worth of DoorDash every week on my credit card by accident. Not even mad.
Turns out my wife’s whole office orders $150 worth of DoorDash every week on my credit card by accident. Not even mad.
hot magic video editor tech: If you add fades to a stack of cards, they all mix together in a weird way half way through since you're revealing layers you wouldn't normally see. True for any graphics that are stacked on top of each other. Sometimes it looks cleaner to fade to where you're going.
January 21, 2026 at 10:55 PM
hot magic video editor tech: If you add fades to a stack of cards, they all mix together in a weird way half way through since you're revealing layers you wouldn't normally see. True for any graphics that are stacked on top of each other. Sometimes it looks cleaner to fade to where you're going.
Streaming services should have a shuffle mode for shows like Seinfeld.
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Streaming services should have a shuffle mode for shows like Seinfeld.