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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 1d

Portland Frog gets it

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

^This man’s asking the important questions.

Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you. I needed to hear that.

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

Touché.

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

SIR! I’m giving you the firmest “tsk tsk” I can muster.

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

Agreed. But this would be a decent consolation prize.

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

a man with a beard says you 're not wrong with his eyes closed

ALT: a man with a beard says you 're not wrong with his eyes closed

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

I freakin' love that idea.

Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

That's a solid process.

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kjscientist.bsky.social @kjscientist.bsky.social · 1d

I used to have a “theme” each season (Golden Age Explorers, Whisky Brands, Presidents, etc) and would change my team name after each loss. Due to laziness (and lack of good theme ideas) I haven’t done that recently. No matter which way, my team always flames out spectacularly in the playoffs.

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

Important question: Do you change your fantasy team name throughout the season? Like, if your team goes to hell in Week 4 are you going from "Penix Envy" to "Flaccid Penix"? Or do you just stick it out?

I need to know.

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Matthew Berry’s Fantasy Life @mbfantasylife.bsky.social · 1d

Justin Herbert is a downgrade for Week 6 📉

See all of @dwainmcfarland.bsky.social's Week 6 rankings risers and fallers: bit.ly/4q4widm

(Sponsored by Pristine Auction)

Learn more about Pristine Auction: bit.ly/4o0WS5B

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Hannah Walser @hkpmw.bsky.social · 2d

One significant thing about this video: this is WGN news. This is what my grandparents watched every night when they lived in the northwest suburbs. And although they’re not saying it outright, they are absolutely representing federal law enforcement as the bad guys.

Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 2d

ICE agents clash with Forest Park cemetery workers attempting to help man in Des Plaines River youtu.be/aPtEmAwgPRk...

Video: ICE agents clash with Forest Park cemetery workers attempting to help man in Des Plaines Rive

YouTube video by WGN News

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

IF Lamar Jackson's hamstring injury lingers, I'm begging the Ravens to trade for Jameis Winston.

www.youtube.com/live/Jli8PW4...

9 Trades We'd Love to See Before the NFL Trade Deadline

YouTube video by Matthew Berry's Fantasy Life

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

Cam Skattebo only eats at restaurants with pictures on the menu.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

We've gone full frat bro with Fitzpatrick & Skattebo

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

HE’S A SCATMAN

Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

BEE BOP BA BADDA BOPE

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

BEE BOP BA BADDA BOPE

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 2d

Perfect order. No notes. 😂

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 2d

Top 5 Beatles Songs:

5. Let’s Fuck But in a Cutesy Way
4. The one where Paul goes “doo doo doo”
3. Whoa Have You Guys Heard About DRUGS??
2. We Couldn’t Come Up With Anything So Here’s George
1. The one about the octopus

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 2d

The plan:

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 2d

Every line is worthy of a 20-page essay.

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 2d

THURSDAY'S PODCAST HAS A LOT:

🏈 @mattwaldman.bsky.social on Week 6 starts & sits
🏈 @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social on W6 DraftKings DFS
🏈 A preview of #PHIvsNYG
🏈 A snarkbag of your emails
🏈 Many chuckles. Three guffaws.

Have a listen!
(link is 👇)

a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his eyes closed

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his eyes closed

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 2d

I didn’t know the history of Billie Holiday’s “Strange Fruit” before hearing this song.

After researching it…my god.

Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t have the right words to capture what this song does to me.

But the fact that Hayley performed it on Jimmy “I’m not going to be political” Fallon does even more.

Phenomenal.

youtu.be/sNNYei__joU?...

Hayley Williams: True Believer | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t have the right words to capture what this song does to me.

But the fact that Hayley performed it on Jimmy “I’m not going to be political” Fallon does even more.

Phenomenal.

youtu.be/sNNYei__joU?...

Hayley Williams: True Believer | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

youtu.be

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Matthew Berry’s Fantasy Life @mbfantasylife.bsky.social · 3d

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