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Jake Trowbridge
@jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
Silly video maker for Matthew Berry’s Fantasy Life.
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I had a lot of fun making this. I hope you have a little fun watching it.
NOW That's what I call Fantasy Football!

It's music for people obsessed with fantasy football! 😅

@jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
Also, did none of you learn anything from Reagan?

Trickle down soap-enomics doesn’t work.
So, those people who admit they never wash their legs because “the soap runs down them naturally.”

Think they clean their turkeys?
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
So, those people who admit they never wash their legs because “the soap runs down them naturally.”

Think they clean their turkeys?
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
NFL QBs as Thanksgiving dishes:

🦃 Sam Darnold = turkey

A lot of people claim to hate turkey. They say it’s dry. Bland. Well I say that’s a coaching/cooking issue!

It ain’t the 1.01 of meats, but in the right hands it gets the job done.

Trade it from the stove to the smoker and see what happens.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Moehrig did to Jennings what Rapoport did to apple pie.
This suspension stems from Moehrig giving 49ers WR Jauan Jennings a low blow after the game ended. Jennings will be evaluated for a potential fine and Moehrig has the right to appeal.
Panthers safety Tre’von Moehrig has been suspended without pay for one game for an act of unsportsmanlike conduct during Monday’s game against the 49ers.
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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In today's Fantasy Life Newsletter, written by @peteroverzet.bsky.social:

👀 Keep an eye on these players to pick up
💪 George Pickens' utilization is astounding
🚀 This TE could be marching toward history
Mike Gesicki Is The Sleeper TE You Didn't Know You Needed For Week 13
In today's Fantasy Life Newsletter, presented by Paramount+...
www.fantasylife.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Doctors have been told to find a concussion by any means necessary.
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨

J.J. McCarthy has been placed in concussion protocol.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If Max Brosmer is still available in your Superflex dynasty leagues…he shouldn’t be much longer.
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It sounds like a lot of people just make Thanksgiving food poorly.

When it’s made well, turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, and various pumpkin desserts hit hard.
Like are you all honestly telling me you prefer turkey, cranberries in a can, lumpy mashed potatoes and whatever your people think stuffing is to surf and turf?

Come on now.
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’ve seen enough. It should be a 60/40 split between Emanuel Wilson and Josh Jacobs going forward.

And I don’t think Jacobs should get the 60…
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Week 12 NFL inactives/actives!! 🚨

@jaketrowbridge.bsky.social has the updates you need to know!
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Why yes, I would like to subscribe for more Drake “Drake Maye” Maye stats
In the last 50 years, only 6 QBs have led the league in both Completion % AND Passing Yards:

4 of them are Hall of Famers.
2 of them are future Hall of Famers.

If Drake Maye’s stats hold up, he’ll become #7 on the list.

www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
Drake Maye Breakout is Beyond Fantasy Football
In today's Fantasy Life Newsletter, presented by Mike's Hard Lemonade, Drake Maye's ascent and more facts, WR/CB matchups, Mismatches, Stashes and more.
www.fantasylife.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
In the last 50 years, only 6 QBs have led the league in both Completion % AND Passing Yards:

4 of them are Hall of Famers.
2 of them are future Hall of Famers.

If Drake Maye’s stats hold up, he’ll become #7 on the list.

www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
Drake Maye Breakout is Beyond Fantasy Football
In today's Fantasy Life Newsletter, presented by Mike's Hard Lemonade, Drake Maye's ascent and more facts, WR/CB matchups, Mismatches, Stashes and more.
www.fantasylife.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Catch up on the pod!

M - Chris Raybon
T - @allinkid.bsky.social
W - @andybehrens.bsky.social (yacht club)
Th - @davekluge.bsky.social & @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
F - Cousin Josh

Very fun week!
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November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Don't forget about your dynasty leagues! 👑

@jaketrowbridge.bsky.social's favorite dynasty adds: bit.ly/4pv76Mf
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett has released receipts that reveal that ProPublica has reported that Kristi Noem secretly diverted hundreds of millions of dollars in Department of Homeland Security funds to a consulting firm affiliated with her own campaign.
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This rules.
New Mexico is the only state to have a “state smell”

A bunch of grade school kids said that roasting green chile should be our state smell so their teacher had them write our state Congress and in a shocking display they all came together, wrote the bill, and passed it in a matter of weeks
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"It may seem like a distant memory now, but earlier this season Tory Horton flashed brighter than early-2000s paparazzi who caught a random celebrity doing any mundane task in public. (OMG is that Avril Lavigne eating an egg salad sandwich? GET HER!)"
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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NEW: Coast Guard Reverses Noem's Embrace of Swastikas and Nooses

The embattled Homeland Security secretary’s plan to ease hate symbol rules totally backfired, prompting swift reversal to prohibit divisive symbols in all Coast Guard facilities. migrantinsider.com/p/coast-guar...
Coast Guard Reverses Noem's Embrace of Swastikas and Nooses
The embattled Homeland Security secretary’s plan to ease hate symbol rules totally backfired, prompting swift reversal to prohibit divisive symbols in all Coast Guard facilities.
migrantinsider.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Players are dropping like henchmen in a Bruce Lee movie. Rough shit tonight.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Since I got rid of Prime a while ago, I have no way to watch tonight’s game.

Someone tell me when Josh Allen does something fun, please.
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I will only indulge *light* smoke being blown up my ass. Nothing heavier than helium.
@jaketrowbridge.bsky.social Amazon blowing heavy smoke up our asses tonight with this “top” league matchup
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Can’t wait for new dad Khalil Shakir to score 3 touchdowns tonight.
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM