John A. MacBeaver
@jamacbeaver.bsky.social
Logline 🎥
A hopelessly immature, savagely irreverent buck-toothed wonder wanders through the toxic haze of the neighborhood dumpster fire, deciphering the adult finger-painting projects of the day
#TheBeav 🇨🇦🪇🇺🇸
#RandomNonsense 🍄
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
A hopelessly immature, savagely irreverent buck-toothed wonder wanders through the toxic haze of the neighborhood dumpster fire, deciphering the adult finger-painting projects of the day
#TheBeav 🇨🇦🪇🇺🇸
#RandomNonsense 🍄
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
Pinned
Meanwhile… on a secure line — ☎️
“I’ve been feeling a little emotional lately, Boo 😢 — we really did have some good times. 😭 Blahhh. Snort. (⏰ 5 min. later) I’m sorry… you know how I get.”
#WeNeverTalkAnymore
#IMissUs 🤼🍔
#BoarHunting 🐗
#RememberHelsinki 🫦💄
#IJustLoveYouOnAHorse 💋
#ComradesInArms 🤗
“I’ve been feeling a little emotional lately, Boo 😢 — we really did have some good times. 😭 Blahhh. Snort. (⏰ 5 min. later) I’m sorry… you know how I get.”
#WeNeverTalkAnymore
#IMissUs 🤼🍔
#BoarHunting 🐗
#RememberHelsinki 🫦💄
#IJustLoveYouOnAHorse 💋
#ComradesInArms 🤗
Meanwhile in Canada…
(long pause. replay. longer pause.) Sure. Why not.
mw 🛸
(long pause. replay. longer pause.) Sure. Why not.
mw 🛸
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Meanwhile in Canada…
(long pause. replay. longer pause.) Sure. Why not.
mw 🛸
(long pause. replay. longer pause.) Sure. Why not.
mw 🛸
Meanwhile, somewhere in Norway… 🇳🇴
#ImPeaingMyself
#NobelPeasPrize 🫛
#OldMacdonald
#VeganLife 🐄
#GreenGiant
#4HClub
#HornyForAgriculture
#VasectomyDays 🙌
— mw 🛸
(Music cue: Old MacDonald Had a Farm 🎶)
#ImPeaingMyself
#NobelPeasPrize 🫛
#OldMacdonald
#VeganLife 🐄
#GreenGiant
#4HClub
#HornyForAgriculture
#VasectomyDays 🙌
— mw 🛸
(Music cue: Old MacDonald Had a Farm 🎶)
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Meanwhile, somewhere in Norway… 🇳🇴
#ImPeaingMyself
#NobelPeasPrize 🫛
#OldMacdonald
#VeganLife 🐄
#GreenGiant
#4HClub
#HornyForAgriculture
#VasectomyDays 🙌
— mw 🛸
(Music cue: Old MacDonald Had a Farm 🎶)
#ImPeaingMyself
#NobelPeasPrize 🫛
#OldMacdonald
#VeganLife 🐄
#GreenGiant
#4HClub
#HornyForAgriculture
#VasectomyDays 🙌
— mw 🛸
(Music cue: Old MacDonald Had a Farm 🎶)
Reposted by John A. MacBeaver
Meanwhile… on a secure line — ☎️
“I’ve been feeling a little emotional lately, Boo 😢 — we really did have some good times. 😭 Blahhh. Snort. (⏰ 5 min. later) I’m sorry… you know how I get.”
#WeNeverTalkAnymore
#IMissUs 🤼🍔
#BoarHunting 🐗
#RememberHelsinki 🫦💄
#IJustLoveYouOnAHorse 💋
#ComradesInArms 🤗
“I’ve been feeling a little emotional lately, Boo 😢 — we really did have some good times. 😭 Blahhh. Snort. (⏰ 5 min. later) I’m sorry… you know how I get.”
#WeNeverTalkAnymore
#IMissUs 🤼🍔
#BoarHunting 🐗
#RememberHelsinki 🫦💄
#IJustLoveYouOnAHorse 💋
#ComradesInArms 🤗
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Meanwhile… on a secure line — ☎️
“I’ve been feeling a little emotional lately, Boo 😢 — we really did have some good times. 😭 Blahhh. Snort. (⏰ 5 min. later) I’m sorry… you know how I get.”
#WeNeverTalkAnymore
#IMissUs 🤼🍔
#BoarHunting 🐗
#RememberHelsinki 🫦💄
#IJustLoveYouOnAHorse 💋
#ComradesInArms 🤗
“I’ve been feeling a little emotional lately, Boo 😢 — we really did have some good times. 😭 Blahhh. Snort. (⏰ 5 min. later) I’m sorry… you know how I get.”
#WeNeverTalkAnymore
#IMissUs 🤼🍔
#BoarHunting 🐗
#RememberHelsinki 🫦💄
#IJustLoveYouOnAHorse 💋
#ComradesInArms 🤗
Wishing you a blessed Thursday afternoon, #SkyPeople 🤘
— mw 🛸
— mw 🛸
December 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Wishing you a blessed Thursday afternoon, #SkyPeople 🤘
— mw 🛸
— mw 🛸
Meanwhile… a profound axiom from the hallowed halls of the nubile Canadian birch forests —
My little beaver mind was just thinking… 🧐🎓
If Canada were the USA,
“This Hour Has 22 Minutes” would be outta minutes. 🤯
#ThisHourHad22Minutes
#THH22M
#Amerigeddon
#HolyMuskratBalls
#WTF
#TheBeavOut
— mw ⏱️
My little beaver mind was just thinking… 🧐🎓
If Canada were the USA,
“This Hour Has 22 Minutes” would be outta minutes. 🤯
#ThisHourHad22Minutes
#THH22M
#Amerigeddon
#HolyMuskratBalls
#WTF
#TheBeavOut
— mw ⏱️
December 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Meanwhile… a profound axiom from the hallowed halls of the nubile Canadian birch forests —
My little beaver mind was just thinking… 🧐🎓
If Canada were the USA,
“This Hour Has 22 Minutes” would be outta minutes. 🤯
#ThisHourHad22Minutes
#THH22M
#Amerigeddon
#HolyMuskratBalls
#WTF
#TheBeavOut
— mw ⏱️
My little beaver mind was just thinking… 🧐🎓
If Canada were the USA,
“This Hour Has 22 Minutes” would be outta minutes. 🤯
#ThisHourHad22Minutes
#THH22M
#Amerigeddon
#HolyMuskratBalls
#WTF
#TheBeavOut
— mw ⏱️
STEAK OUT 🥩 —Meanwhile… in a rusty late-model interceptor 🔎🥡🥢🕵️♂️
I love you, America. I mean… parts of you.
I’m licking and hugging the parts I like rn.
I could just eat you all up. 🍽️
Love. Canada 🫦
#NomNomShlop
#YerSoCute
#FavaBeans
#2021Chianti 🍷
#WannaGrabABeerLater 😎
#TheBeav 🦫
— mw 🛸
🇨🇦🍻🇺🇸
I love you, America. I mean… parts of you.
I’m licking and hugging the parts I like rn.
I could just eat you all up. 🍽️
Love. Canada 🫦
#NomNomShlop
#YerSoCute
#FavaBeans
#2021Chianti 🍷
#WannaGrabABeerLater 😎
#TheBeav 🦫
— mw 🛸
🇨🇦🍻🇺🇸
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
STEAK OUT 🥩 —Meanwhile… in a rusty late-model interceptor 🔎🥡🥢🕵️♂️
I love you, America. I mean… parts of you.
I’m licking and hugging the parts I like rn.
I could just eat you all up. 🍽️
Love. Canada 🫦
#NomNomShlop
#YerSoCute
#FavaBeans
#2021Chianti 🍷
#WannaGrabABeerLater 😎
#TheBeav 🦫
— mw 🛸
🇨🇦🍻🇺🇸
I love you, America. I mean… parts of you.
I’m licking and hugging the parts I like rn.
I could just eat you all up. 🍽️
Love. Canada 🫦
#NomNomShlop
#YerSoCute
#FavaBeans
#2021Chianti 🍷
#WannaGrabABeerLater 😎
#TheBeav 🦫
— mw 🛸
🇨🇦🍻🇺🇸
Meanwhile… somewhere in Germany 🇩🇪
To soften its political messaging,
the Trump administration will now deliver foreign-policy briefs on tiny scrolls
that look like baby enchiladas…
hidden inside a balloon. 🎈
What could possibly go wrong? 😮
#GradeAAlabamaRoaster 🐓
#AmericanForeignPolicy 🥑
— mw 🌶️
To soften its political messaging,
the Trump administration will now deliver foreign-policy briefs on tiny scrolls
that look like baby enchiladas…
hidden inside a balloon. 🎈
What could possibly go wrong? 😮
#GradeAAlabamaRoaster 🐓
#AmericanForeignPolicy 🥑
— mw 🌶️
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Meanwhile… somewhere in Germany 🇩🇪
To soften its political messaging,
the Trump administration will now deliver foreign-policy briefs on tiny scrolls
that look like baby enchiladas…
hidden inside a balloon. 🎈
What could possibly go wrong? 😮
#GradeAAlabamaRoaster 🐓
#AmericanForeignPolicy 🥑
— mw 🌶️
To soften its political messaging,
the Trump administration will now deliver foreign-policy briefs on tiny scrolls
that look like baby enchiladas…
hidden inside a balloon. 🎈
What could possibly go wrong? 😮
#GradeAAlabamaRoaster 🐓
#AmericanForeignPolicy 🥑
— mw 🌶️
Meanwhile off the coast of Venezuela, Jean LaPete ☠️ still thinks the Geneva Conventions is Comicon 🦹♂️
CIC:
Raven Two-One, status?
RAVEN 2-1:
Still afloat, Sir. Reacquiring.
CIC:
Copy. Clean sweep.
RAVEN 2-1:
Raggedy down, Sir. I repeat—Raggedy down.
#CaribCom 📡
#JeanLaPete 🏴☠️ 🦜
#Article32
— mw 🛸
CIC:
Raven Two-One, status?
RAVEN 2-1:
Still afloat, Sir. Reacquiring.
CIC:
Copy. Clean sweep.
RAVEN 2-1:
Raggedy down, Sir. I repeat—Raggedy down.
#CaribCom 📡
#JeanLaPete 🏴☠️ 🦜
#Article32
— mw 🛸
December 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Meanwhile off the coast of Venezuela, Jean LaPete ☠️ still thinks the Geneva Conventions is Comicon 🦹♂️
CIC:
Raven Two-One, status?
RAVEN 2-1:
Still afloat, Sir. Reacquiring.
CIC:
Copy. Clean sweep.
RAVEN 2-1:
Raggedy down, Sir. I repeat—Raggedy down.
#CaribCom 📡
#JeanLaPete 🏴☠️ 🦜
#Article32
— mw 🛸
CIC:
Raven Two-One, status?
RAVEN 2-1:
Still afloat, Sir. Reacquiring.
CIC:
Copy. Clean sweep.
RAVEN 2-1:
Raggedy down, Sir. I repeat—Raggedy down.
#CaribCom 📡
#JeanLaPete 🏴☠️ 🦜
#Article32
— mw 🛸
Meanwhile… shouting into the void—
“Helloooo! Oh, Great and Powerful Oz! Omniscient Algorithmic BlueSky 🦋 Overlord,
it’s me… #TheBeav.
#IsAnybodyOutThere 🙋♂️📣🏔️
#YourHumbleRodentPetitionsThee 🦫
#ShowMeSomeLove 🤩💋
#OhWellMeh 😢
— mw 🛸
“Helloooo! Oh, Great and Powerful Oz! Omniscient Algorithmic BlueSky 🦋 Overlord,
it’s me… #TheBeav.
#IsAnybodyOutThere 🙋♂️📣🏔️
#YourHumbleRodentPetitionsThee 🦫
#ShowMeSomeLove 🤩💋
#OhWellMeh 😢
— mw 🛸
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Meanwhile… shouting into the void—
“Helloooo! Oh, Great and Powerful Oz! Omniscient Algorithmic BlueSky 🦋 Overlord,
it’s me… #TheBeav.
#IsAnybodyOutThere 🙋♂️📣🏔️
#YourHumbleRodentPetitionsThee 🦫
#ShowMeSomeLove 🤩💋
#OhWellMeh 😢
— mw 🛸
“Helloooo! Oh, Great and Powerful Oz! Omniscient Algorithmic BlueSky 🦋 Overlord,
it’s me… #TheBeav.
#IsAnybodyOutThere 🙋♂️📣🏔️
#YourHumbleRodentPetitionsThee 🦫
#ShowMeSomeLove 🤩💋
#OhWellMeh 😢
— mw 🛸
#BlessYourNeighbourlyHeart 🙏🍻
(👮♂️ DHS scrolling my posts):
👮♂️: So… who is the rodent in the top hat?
Me: Oh, him? He’s a satirical anthropomorphic riff on Canada’s first Prime Minister as Jack Black 🎸
(agent exhales)
You know… like Tenacious—
👮♂️: Enough! ✋ Don’t. Speak.
Whose account is this?
—mw 🛸
(👮♂️ DHS scrolling my posts):
👮♂️: So… who is the rodent in the top hat?
Me: Oh, him? He’s a satirical anthropomorphic riff on Canada’s first Prime Minister as Jack Black 🎸
(agent exhales)
You know… like Tenacious—
👮♂️: Enough! ✋ Don’t. Speak.
Whose account is this?
—mw 🛸
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
#BlessYourNeighbourlyHeart 🙏🍻
(👮♂️ DHS scrolling my posts):
👮♂️: So… who is the rodent in the top hat?
Me: Oh, him? He’s a satirical anthropomorphic riff on Canada’s first Prime Minister as Jack Black 🎸
(agent exhales)
You know… like Tenacious—
👮♂️: Enough! ✋ Don’t. Speak.
Whose account is this?
—mw 🛸
(👮♂️ DHS scrolling my posts):
👮♂️: So… who is the rodent in the top hat?
Me: Oh, him? He’s a satirical anthropomorphic riff on Canada’s first Prime Minister as Jack Black 🎸
(agent exhales)
You know… like Tenacious—
👮♂️: Enough! ✋ Don’t. Speak.
Whose account is this?
—mw 🛸
Meanwhile… I cancelled my colonoscopy and crossed the border instead 🩺
Figured I’d let the kind-hearted folks at DHS handle it. ☺️🙏
#BorderlineInsecurity 🫨
#FlashlightDiplomacy 🔦
#GiveMeSomeGLove 💋
#HeyBossOverHere 😳☂️
#PreppedAndReady 🛂
#HowToTimeYourFarts 📖🤔⏱️💨
— mw 🛸
Figured I’d let the kind-hearted folks at DHS handle it. ☺️🙏
#BorderlineInsecurity 🫨
#FlashlightDiplomacy 🔦
#GiveMeSomeGLove 💋
#HeyBossOverHere 😳☂️
#PreppedAndReady 🛂
#HowToTimeYourFarts 📖🤔⏱️💨
— mw 🛸
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Meanwhile… I cancelled my colonoscopy and crossed the border instead 🩺
Figured I’d let the kind-hearted folks at DHS handle it. ☺️🙏
#BorderlineInsecurity 🫨
#FlashlightDiplomacy 🔦
#GiveMeSomeGLove 💋
#HeyBossOverHere 😳☂️
#PreppedAndReady 🛂
#HowToTimeYourFarts 📖🤔⏱️💨
— mw 🛸
Figured I’d let the kind-hearted folks at DHS handle it. ☺️🙏
#BorderlineInsecurity 🫨
#FlashlightDiplomacy 🔦
#GiveMeSomeGLove 💋
#HeyBossOverHere 😳☂️
#PreppedAndReady 🛂
#HowToTimeYourFarts 📖🤔⏱️💨
— mw 🛸
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Meanwhile at Dollar General…
Priorities. Being. Set.
#ObsessiveCompulsiveDestruction
#RestorationContinues
#BallroomBling ⚜️✨
#PriorityOne
#AsTheWorldBurns 🧯💨
#HangTen 🏄
#Ukraine 🕊️
#Gaza 🤲 ⛑️ 🍞
mw 🛸
Priorities. Being. Set.
#ObsessiveCompulsiveDestruction
#RestorationContinues
#BallroomBling ⚜️✨
#PriorityOne
#AsTheWorldBurns 🧯💨
#HangTen 🏄
#Ukraine 🕊️
#Gaza 🤲 ⛑️ 🍞
mw 🛸
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Meanwhile at Dollar General…
Priorities. Being. Set.
#ObsessiveCompulsiveDestruction
#RestorationContinues
#BallroomBling ⚜️✨
#PriorityOne
#AsTheWorldBurns 🧯💨
#HangTen 🏄
#Ukraine 🕊️
#Gaza 🤲 ⛑️ 🍞
mw 🛸
Priorities. Being. Set.
#ObsessiveCompulsiveDestruction
#RestorationContinues
#BallroomBling ⚜️✨
#PriorityOne
#AsTheWorldBurns 🧯💨
#HangTen 🏄
#Ukraine 🕊️
#Gaza 🤲 ⛑️ 🍞
mw 🛸
What’s your Wild Card 2028 ticket?
Mine 👉 Cheney–Jeselnik.
(pregnant pause… 😳)
I know, right? 🥇
Don’t. Even. Say. It. 🤭
I see that smile. 😏
See… you’re seeing the brilliance. 🫦👌
(template in comment)
— mw 🛸
Mine 👉 Cheney–Jeselnik.
(pregnant pause… 😳)
I know, right? 🥇
Don’t. Even. Say. It. 🤭
I see that smile. 😏
See… you’re seeing the brilliance. 🫦👌
(template in comment)
— mw 🛸
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
What’s your Wild Card 2028 ticket?
Mine 👉 Cheney–Jeselnik.
(pregnant pause… 😳)
I know, right? 🥇
Don’t. Even. Say. It. 🤭
I see that smile. 😏
See… you’re seeing the brilliance. 🫦👌
(template in comment)
— mw 🛸
Mine 👉 Cheney–Jeselnik.
(pregnant pause… 😳)
I know, right? 🥇
Don’t. Even. Say. It. 🤭
I see that smile. 😏
See… you’re seeing the brilliance. 🫦👌
(template in comment)
— mw 🛸
Pure. Unfiltered. Magic Mischief-Milk… 🥛🥰 ✍🏻🙏
#BringIt
#Democracy
#WritingMatters
#FreeExpression
#CivicCulture
#JimmyKimmel
mw 🛸
#BringIt
#Democracy
#WritingMatters
#FreeExpression
#CivicCulture
#JimmyKimmel
mw 🛸
How Kimmel Used His Monday Night Monologue to Frame His Renewal
As Bill Carter writes, Jimmy Kimmel wanted to share the big news of his new contract with his audience Monday night, but he also wanted to be sure he had the attention of his most dedicated follower
latenighter.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Pure. Unfiltered. Magic Mischief-Milk… 🥛🥰 ✍🏻🙏
#BringIt
#Democracy
#WritingMatters
#FreeExpression
#CivicCulture
#JimmyKimmel
mw 🛸
#BringIt
#Democracy
#WritingMatters
#FreeExpression
#CivicCulture
#JimmyKimmel
mw 🛸
That one really lands 👊
Nice catch, Kate Shaw — bam. 💥
Nice catch, Kate Shaw — bam. 💥
I don’t write the headlines but I do like this one (post-Slaughter argument roundtable for @nytimes.com with @stevevladeck.bsky.social & @williambaude.bsky.social)
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/o...
Opinion | Looks Like the Supreme Court Will Continue to Overturn the 20th Century
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
That one really lands 👊
Nice catch, Kate Shaw — bam. 💥
Nice catch, Kate Shaw — bam. 💥
fu·til·i·ty | \ fyü-ti-lə-tē \ (also: \ fyü-til-ət-ē \ ) — def. rallying for democracy after your kids are deployed in Poland.
#TooLateForSermons
#SoberingMoments
#DemocracyIsWork
#NoEasyButton
— this is what we were meant to protect 👧👣💧🪣⛱️
mw 🕊️
#TooLateForSermons
#SoberingMoments
#DemocracyIsWork
#NoEasyButton
— this is what we were meant to protect 👧👣💧🪣⛱️
mw 🕊️
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
fu·til·i·ty | \ fyü-ti-lə-tē \ (also: \ fyü-til-ət-ē \ ) — def. rallying for democracy after your kids are deployed in Poland.
#TooLateForSermons
#SoberingMoments
#DemocracyIsWork
#NoEasyButton
— this is what we were meant to protect 👧👣💧🪣⛱️
mw 🕊️
#TooLateForSermons
#SoberingMoments
#DemocracyIsWork
#NoEasyButton
— this is what we were meant to protect 👧👣💧🪣⛱️
mw 🕊️
Meanwhile…
Guy Fieri has weighed in on Yellowjackets 🎥👨🍳 #BBQBrandBattle:
“#WTF—enough already! I’m sick of hearing about freakin’ BBQ sauce.
#SweetBabyRays ALL THE WAY BABY—Sweet. Smoky. Just the right zing. 💋👌
But hey—if #Bullseye and #Stubbs wanna take it out back, I’ll referee. 🥊”
🥩🔥🍽️
— mw 🐝
Guy Fieri has weighed in on Yellowjackets 🎥👨🍳 #BBQBrandBattle:
“#WTF—enough already! I’m sick of hearing about freakin’ BBQ sauce.
#SweetBabyRays ALL THE WAY BABY—Sweet. Smoky. Just the right zing. 💋👌
But hey—if #Bullseye and #Stubbs wanna take it out back, I’ll referee. 🥊”
🥩🔥🍽️
— mw 🐝
December 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Meanwhile…
Guy Fieri has weighed in on Yellowjackets 🎥👨🍳 #BBQBrandBattle:
“#WTF—enough already! I’m sick of hearing about freakin’ BBQ sauce.
#SweetBabyRays ALL THE WAY BABY—Sweet. Smoky. Just the right zing. 💋👌
But hey—if #Bullseye and #Stubbs wanna take it out back, I’ll referee. 🥊”
🥩🔥🍽️
— mw 🐝
Guy Fieri has weighed in on Yellowjackets 🎥👨🍳 #BBQBrandBattle:
“#WTF—enough already! I’m sick of hearing about freakin’ BBQ sauce.
#SweetBabyRays ALL THE WAY BABY—Sweet. Smoky. Just the right zing. 💋👌
But hey—if #Bullseye and #Stubbs wanna take it out back, I’ll referee. 🥊”
🥩🔥🍽️
— mw 🐝
Meanwhile…
another Peace Prize has been spotted in the wild.
This one reportedly comes with a 40% off coupon and a complimentary victory lap in the clearance aisle.
#KohlsCommittee
#PrestigeInPlastic
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
#TheBeav — mw 🛸
another Peace Prize has been spotted in the wild.
This one reportedly comes with a 40% off coupon and a complimentary victory lap in the clearance aisle.
#KohlsCommittee
#PrestigeInPlastic
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
#TheBeav — mw 🛸
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Meanwhile…
another Peace Prize has been spotted in the wild.
This one reportedly comes with a 40% off coupon and a complimentary victory lap in the clearance aisle.
#KohlsCommittee
#PrestigeInPlastic
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
#TheBeav — mw 🛸
another Peace Prize has been spotted in the wild.
This one reportedly comes with a 40% off coupon and a complimentary victory lap in the clearance aisle.
#KohlsCommittee
#PrestigeInPlastic
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
#TheBeav — mw 🛸
Meanwhile…
a NEW “military strategy” emerged from what remains of a once-functioning administration. 🙈
Hats off to —
#TheSultanOfCivilizationalErasure ✏️ —
for a tone-deaf doctrine designed to manufacture angst.
#IGiveIt20Minutes ⏰
#ItsTACOTime 🌮
#МоскваMonkey 🐒
—mw 🛸
🎥 @beastofthegods 🍻
a NEW “military strategy” emerged from what remains of a once-functioning administration. 🙈
Hats off to —
#TheSultanOfCivilizationalErasure ✏️ —
for a tone-deaf doctrine designed to manufacture angst.
#IGiveIt20Minutes ⏰
#ItsTACOTime 🌮
#МоскваMonkey 🐒
—mw 🛸
🎥 @beastofthegods 🍻
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Meanwhile…
a NEW “military strategy” emerged from what remains of a once-functioning administration. 🙈
Hats off to —
#TheSultanOfCivilizationalErasure ✏️ —
for a tone-deaf doctrine designed to manufacture angst.
#IGiveIt20Minutes ⏰
#ItsTACOTime 🌮
#МоскваMonkey 🐒
—mw 🛸
🎥 @beastofthegods 🍻
a NEW “military strategy” emerged from what remains of a once-functioning administration. 🙈
Hats off to —
#TheSultanOfCivilizationalErasure ✏️ —
for a tone-deaf doctrine designed to manufacture angst.
#IGiveIt20Minutes ⏰
#ItsTACOTime 🌮
#МоскваMonkey 🐒
—mw 🛸
🎥 @beastofthegods 🍻
#StateOfTheBunion 🦶 #UnfitToServeJello 🩼 #BunionMy🫏 #StumblingTowardsNextasy #SorrySarah — mw 🛸
📸 @dwnews
📸 @dwnews
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
#StateOfTheBunion 🦶 #UnfitToServeJello 🩼 #BunionMy🫏 #StumblingTowardsNextasy #SorrySarah — mw 🛸
📸 @dwnews
📸 @dwnews
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Meanwhile on ChatGPT…
PROMPT: Yo, make me a SCOTUS meme w/ Cartman & Garrison in wigs 😂
GPT: REQUEST VIOLATES CONTENT POLICIES!
ME: Oh REALLY?! @#$%— I ask for cartoon judges and the algorithm faints like a Victorian widow. (Expletive-laden rant cont.)
GPT: BLOCKED.
#KAREN #SouthPark #SCOTUS — mw 🛸
PROMPT: Yo, make me a SCOTUS meme w/ Cartman & Garrison in wigs 😂
GPT: REQUEST VIOLATES CONTENT POLICIES!
ME: Oh REALLY?! @#$%— I ask for cartoon judges and the algorithm faints like a Victorian widow. (Expletive-laden rant cont.)
GPT: BLOCKED.
#KAREN #SouthPark #SCOTUS — mw 🛸
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Meanwhile on ChatGPT…
PROMPT: Yo, make me a SCOTUS meme w/ Cartman & Garrison in wigs 😂
GPT: REQUEST VIOLATES CONTENT POLICIES!
ME: Oh REALLY?! @#$%— I ask for cartoon judges and the algorithm faints like a Victorian widow. (Expletive-laden rant cont.)
GPT: BLOCKED.
#KAREN #SouthPark #SCOTUS — mw 🛸
PROMPT: Yo, make me a SCOTUS meme w/ Cartman & Garrison in wigs 😂
GPT: REQUEST VIOLATES CONTENT POLICIES!
ME: Oh REALLY?! @#$%— I ask for cartoon judges and the algorithm faints like a Victorian widow. (Expletive-laden rant cont.)
GPT: BLOCKED.
#KAREN #SouthPark #SCOTUS — mw 🛸
“Meanwhile…
who’s sleepy now.” 🕺 👅
#RockAByeDonny 🍼
#GoodnightPussycat 😽
#ItsFiveOClockSomewhere 🍸😴
#WhatGoesAroundComesAround 🎡
#BlessHisSleepyHeart 🥰
#TheBeav — mw 🛸
who’s sleepy now.” 🕺 👅
#RockAByeDonny 🍼
#GoodnightPussycat 😽
#ItsFiveOClockSomewhere 🍸😴
#WhatGoesAroundComesAround 🎡
#BlessHisSleepyHeart 🥰
#TheBeav — mw 🛸
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
“Meanwhile…
who’s sleepy now.” 🕺 👅
#RockAByeDonny 🍼
#GoodnightPussycat 😽
#ItsFiveOClockSomewhere 🍸😴
#WhatGoesAroundComesAround 🎡
#BlessHisSleepyHeart 🥰
#TheBeav — mw 🛸
who’s sleepy now.” 🕺 👅
#RockAByeDonny 🍼
#GoodnightPussycat 😽
#ItsFiveOClockSomewhere 🍸😴
#WhatGoesAroundComesAround 🎡
#BlessHisSleepyHeart 🥰
#TheBeav — mw 🛸
Meanwhile, after some executive-branch edits to the shot list… ⚽️ 🎥—
#ThisIsAJokeRight #FIFAPeacePrize
#JustBarf 🤮 #FUFA 💨
#ImmaculateProduction #DressRelease 🎭
#GOPDOP 🎬
#DonaldScorcese 📣
#TheOfficialVersion™
#NothingNobelHere 👑
#HowManyWars? 🤣🤨🤥
#TheBeautifulGame 🐩
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
#ThisIsAJokeRight #FIFAPeacePrize
#JustBarf 🤮 #FUFA 💨
#ImmaculateProduction #DressRelease 🎭
#GOPDOP 🎬
#DonaldScorcese 📣
#TheOfficialVersion™
#NothingNobelHere 👑
#HowManyWars? 🤣🤨🤥
#TheBeautifulGame 🐩
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Meanwhile, after some executive-branch edits to the shot list… ⚽️ 🎥—
#ThisIsAJokeRight #FIFAPeacePrize
#JustBarf 🤮 #FUFA 💨
#ImmaculateProduction #DressRelease 🎭
#GOPDOP 🎬
#DonaldScorcese 📣
#TheOfficialVersion™
#NothingNobelHere 👑
#HowManyWars? 🤣🤨🤥
#TheBeautifulGame 🐩
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
#ThisIsAJokeRight #FIFAPeacePrize
#JustBarf 🤮 #FUFA 💨
#ImmaculateProduction #DressRelease 🎭
#GOPDOP 🎬
#DonaldScorcese 📣
#TheOfficialVersion™
#NothingNobelHere 👑
#HowManyWars? 🤣🤨🤥
#TheBeautifulGame 🐩
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐