John A. MacBeaver
@jamacbeaver.bsky.social
Logline 🎥
A hopelessly immature, savagely irreverent buck-toothed wonder wanders through the toxic haze of the neighborhood dumpster fire, deciphering the adult finger-painting projects of the day
#TheBeav 🇨🇦🪇🇺🇸
#RandomNonsense 🍄
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
A hopelessly immature, savagely irreverent buck-toothed wonder wanders through the toxic haze of the neighborhood dumpster fire, deciphering the adult finger-painting projects of the day
#TheBeav 🇨🇦🪇🇺🇸
#RandomNonsense 🍄
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
Same (batting Beaver eyes)
December 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Same (batting Beaver eyes)
I followed you because you ‘know without knowing.’ Tres cool 😎✨🔮
(— and my daughter always liked witches 🤷♂️)
Have a lovely spell 🪄✨🌙💐
(— and my daughter always liked witches 🤷♂️)
Have a lovely spell 🪄✨🌙💐
December 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I followed you because you ‘know without knowing.’ Tres cool 😎✨🔮
(— and my daughter always liked witches 🤷♂️)
Have a lovely spell 🪄✨🌙💐
(— and my daughter always liked witches 🤷♂️)
Have a lovely spell 🪄✨🌙💐
⏰ Hellooo? (clears throat)
HELLOOO?
…sorry, fatty food.
HELLOOO?
…sorry, fatty food.
December 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
⏰ Hellooo? (clears throat)
HELLOOO?
…sorry, fatty food.
HELLOOO?
…sorry, fatty food.
I’ve smelled that high-brow logic before 🐄🎓 — comes with a free pack of Kool-Aid 🤯
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’ve smelled that high-brow logic before 🐄🎓 — comes with a free pack of Kool-Aid 🤯
Powerful work. 👏 Wild talent at 7. There’s so much for kids to decode nowadays — and I see hope and insight in this piece. Maybe that’s the message: choosing to see hope. 🤷♂️😊
— mw 🛸
— mw 🛸
December 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Powerful work. 👏 Wild talent at 7. There’s so much for kids to decode nowadays — and I see hope and insight in this piece. Maybe that’s the message: choosing to see hope. 🤷♂️😊
— mw 🛸
— mw 🛸
Appreciate the follow, Joel.
If your TX starter pack ever needs a savagely irreverent, buck-toothed wonder, I remain available for field observation… and random messed-up content. 🇨🇦🦫
— mw 🛸
If your TX starter pack ever needs a savagely irreverent, buck-toothed wonder, I remain available for field observation… and random messed-up content. 🇨🇦🦫
— mw 🛸
December 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Appreciate the follow, Joel.
If your TX starter pack ever needs a savagely irreverent, buck-toothed wonder, I remain available for field observation… and random messed-up content. 🇨🇦🦫
— mw 🛸
If your TX starter pack ever needs a savagely irreverent, buck-toothed wonder, I remain available for field observation… and random messed-up content. 🇨🇦🦫
— mw 🛸
“What’s wrong with me?” (awkward pause as I check my watch) “How much time do you have?” ⏰ 😴
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
“What’s wrong with me?” (awkward pause as I check my watch) “How much time do you have?” ⏰ 😴
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM