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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai

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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · Sep 20

Maruzensky: Alright, Trainer! What's on the schedule today?

Me, trying to find out if she's a practicing Calvinist: Uhhh idk, Predestination, maybe?

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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 3h

An Uma headcanon I have is Ben from Full Throttle being Vodka's dad

"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 3h

Mega Starmie

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John Michonski @john.gamesline.net · 4h

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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 4h

Hmmmm.... could you translate into YTP speak?

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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 2d

dont talk to me about this one rn it had me stunlocked

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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 2d

There's a Starmie waiting in the sky🎵

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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 1d

dude Shadow Moses is literally happening now I shouldn't have done this!!!!!

"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 1d

you can inspect my factory anytime bro........

"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 1d

I've never made a movie before I don't knoooooooooooow

NESbot @nesbot.bsky.social · 1d

You're given $1bn to create a 'Metal Gear' movie franchise... what do you do?
www.resetera.com/threads/13...

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Mr BlondetanamoBay @blondetanamobay.bsky.social · 1d

OH NOOO! Quan Chi trapped Sub-Zero in the Comix Zone.

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Flesh and Blood TCG @fabtcg.com · 2d

Spend $150 or more at the merch booth at World Tour: Philadelphia and get a TEE-RIFFIC alt-art Rhinar, Reckless Rampage promo, his signature weapon, Romping Club, plus a Scorepad and Pencil!* ⛳

Register now for this stop on the World Tour! 👇
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*Limit 1 per person, per day.

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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 2d

I am NOT clicking this

"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 2d

The guide fell off while I was shaving so now I'm clean shaven

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forever botchamania @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 2d

everywhere i go, i see his face

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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 2d

Bad News: they made Goo Goo Babies Woke

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☀️Fer☀️ @ironiclark.bsky.social · 2d

A racehorse named Gaia Force just had its first victory after a 3 year slump and the official Digimon account posted this

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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 3d

Ben 10 lol

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 3d

Officer I want you to arrest this man, he ate all my breffmints!
(Uncle Phil gets locked in cell)

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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 3d

Who could forget Dear Saitch

"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 3d

I feel myself becoming a more bitter and venomous person by the day and I hate it

"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 3d

I'm tired of drama, I'm tired of bitterness, I'm tired of people caring about Things more than humans, I'm tired of everything enjoyable having some countdown until it's Bad Actually attached to it