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Dual club wanker. Bees and Mags for my sins. Ditched the bot-ridden carcass of Twitter - I was Kylerants on there. Also my PSN if you're a gamer.
Other half of @wendigo.bsky.social
Dual club wanker. Bees and Mags for my sins. Ditched the bot-ridden carcass of Twitter - I was Kylerants on there. Also my PSN if you're a gamer.
Other half of @wendigo.bsky.social
Allowed the usual mad optimism to make me think there was a chance.
Turned the PS5 on instead when we were two nil down, which seemed incredibly harsh the way we'd played, both incredibly spawny goals.
Still in two cups though and I remain optimistic the league form will pick up. Maybe. 😶
Turned the PS5 on instead when we were two nil down, which seemed incredibly harsh the way we'd played, both incredibly spawny goals.
Still in two cups though and I remain optimistic the league form will pick up. Maybe. 😶
February 5, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Allowed the usual mad optimism to make me think there was a chance.
Turned the PS5 on instead when we were two nil down, which seemed incredibly harsh the way we'd played, both incredibly spawny goals.
Still in two cups though and I remain optimistic the league form will pick up. Maybe. 😶
Turned the PS5 on instead when we were two nil down, which seemed incredibly harsh the way we'd played, both incredibly spawny goals.
Still in two cups though and I remain optimistic the league form will pick up. Maybe. 😶
'Introverted fullbacks...'
Steve Bruce, 2026.
🫣
Steve Bruce, 2026.
🫣
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 PM
'Introverted fullbacks...'
Steve Bruce, 2026.
🫣
Steve Bruce, 2026.
🫣
We went out last night. The end of dry January, which meant that I lost my phone not once but twice. Took it out in the bathroom when juggling makeup in my undersized bag. Mercifully it was handed in to staff. Twice. The shame. 🫣
We're now quaffing coke & Doritos on the couch. Bees winning though.🙃
We're now quaffing coke & Doritos on the couch. Bees winning though.🙃
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
We went out last night. The end of dry January, which meant that I lost my phone not once but twice. Took it out in the bathroom when juggling makeup in my undersized bag. Mercifully it was handed in to staff. Twice. The shame. 🫣
We're now quaffing coke & Doritos on the couch. Bees winning though.🙃
We're now quaffing coke & Doritos on the couch. Bees winning though.🙃
February fixtures are insane.
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 PM
February fixtures are insane.
There may have been way too much PS5 time in December and January. Particularly the latter.
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 PM
There may have been way too much PS5 time in December and January. Particularly the latter.
Positives...
- We dragged PSG into the Playoffs with us and frankly, if we play like this we should be okay whoever we get.
- I can have a proper beer when I watch the next nail biter. 😄
Also... Benfica goalie scoring a goal with the last kick and knocking out Marseille! Insane evening of footie.
- We dragged PSG into the Playoffs with us and frankly, if we play like this we should be okay whoever we get.
- I can have a proper beer when I watch the next nail biter. 😄
Also... Benfica goalie scoring a goal with the last kick and knocking out Marseille! Insane evening of footie.
January 28, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Positives...
- We dragged PSG into the Playoffs with us and frankly, if we play like this we should be okay whoever we get.
- I can have a proper beer when I watch the next nail biter. 😄
Also... Benfica goalie scoring a goal with the last kick and knocking out Marseille! Insane evening of footie.
- We dragged PSG into the Playoffs with us and frankly, if we play like this we should be okay whoever we get.
- I can have a proper beer when I watch the next nail biter. 😄
Also... Benfica goalie scoring a goal with the last kick and knocking out Marseille! Insane evening of footie.
Obvious talking points... Elanga being booked even though he was fouled we got the free kick... 🤔
And the PSG handball that was no different from the Miley one.
Second half is going to be mental viewing. C'mon football gods, do us a solid once more. Please. X
#NUFC
And the PSG handball that was no different from the Miley one.
Second half is going to be mental viewing. C'mon football gods, do us a solid once more. Please. X
#NUFC
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Obvious talking points... Elanga being booked even though he was fouled we got the free kick... 🤔
And the PSG handball that was no different from the Miley one.
Second half is going to be mental viewing. C'mon football gods, do us a solid once more. Please. X
#NUFC
And the PSG handball that was no different from the Miley one.
Second half is going to be mental viewing. C'mon football gods, do us a solid once more. Please. X
#NUFC
January 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
And yet... fuck.
Unbelievable! PSG with an another ludicrous handball decision in their favour.
Justice though! Pope, hero. 🙂
Justice though! Pope, hero. 🙂
January 28, 2026 at 8:09 PM
And yet... fuck.
Unbelievable! PSG with an another ludicrous handball decision in their favour.
Justice though! Pope, hero. 🙂
Justice though! Pope, hero. 🙂
January 28, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Unbelievable! PSG with an another ludicrous handball decision in their favour.
Justice though! Pope, hero. 🙂
Justice though! Pope, hero. 🙂
About twenty plus years ago, I honestly believe someone had this accolade at our workplace. It was terrifying. Anybody who went in that loo gagged and had instant trauma. We dubbed it 'son of Mungo'... I think the lunatic was proud of it.
January 28, 2026 at 2:34 PM
About twenty plus years ago, I honestly believe someone had this accolade at our workplace. It was terrifying. Anybody who went in that loo gagged and had instant trauma. We dubbed it 'son of Mungo'... I think the lunatic was proud of it.
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I know news arrives a bit later in Eternia, so it's interesting to finally see some details about this film and who is going to be in....
... hold on a f**king moment. Spikor... SPIKOR?!
But not me?
The absolute shame.
... hold on a f**king moment. Spikor... SPIKOR?!
But not me?
The absolute shame.
January 25, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I know news arrives a bit later in Eternia, so it's interesting to finally see some details about this film and who is going to be in....
... hold on a f**king moment. Spikor... SPIKOR?!
But not me?
The absolute shame.
... hold on a f**king moment. Spikor... SPIKOR?!
But not me?
The absolute shame.
Shite. Absolutely shite. 😒
January 25, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Shite. Absolutely shite. 😒
Alternating between the Newcastle and Brentford games & getting little joy from either. Not long left either. Chelsea winning has meant that neither is ending the day in 4th but a goal would be nice. Please. 🫣
January 25, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Alternating between the Newcastle and Brentford games & getting little joy from either. Not long left either. Chelsea winning has meant that neither is ending the day in 4th but a goal would be nice. Please. 🫣
Two triple captain chips on Haaland... against promoted sides...
9 points.
Tempted to haul him out of the side full stop, mainly from spite. But who to actually put in?
Ugh. FML.
#FPL
9 points.
Tempted to haul him out of the side full stop, mainly from spite. But who to actually put in?
Ugh. FML.
#FPL
January 24, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Two triple captain chips on Haaland... against promoted sides...
9 points.
Tempted to haul him out of the side full stop, mainly from spite. But who to actually put in?
Ugh. FML.
#FPL
9 points.
Tempted to haul him out of the side full stop, mainly from spite. But who to actually put in?
Ugh. FML.
#FPL
Think I've lost somewhere in the region of 4KG since the festive period. Not drinking is wild.
Well, the opposite of wild and definitely less fun had in January, but the effects are palpable. I can see ab definition like when I was running 2-3 times a week in my early 30s.
Well, the opposite of wild and definitely less fun had in January, but the effects are palpable. I can see ab definition like when I was running 2-3 times a week in my early 30s.
January 22, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Think I've lost somewhere in the region of 4KG since the festive period. Not drinking is wild.
Well, the opposite of wild and definitely less fun had in January, but the effects are palpable. I can see ab definition like when I was running 2-3 times a week in my early 30s.
Well, the opposite of wild and definitely less fun had in January, but the effects are palpable. I can see ab definition like when I was running 2-3 times a week in my early 30s.
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January 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Glorious. Absolutely comfortable and looking resurgent. Tonali, Hall, Joelinton, Barnes, Wissa all having a great game. Elanga sharp too. Miley... 🙂
Almost optimistic for a result in Paris next week. Tempted to cut dry January short for it. 😆
Hoping Bruno isn't injured though.
#NUFC
Almost optimistic for a result in Paris next week. Tempted to cut dry January short for it. 😆
Hoping Bruno isn't injured though.
#NUFC
January 21, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Glorious. Absolutely comfortable and looking resurgent. Tonali, Hall, Joelinton, Barnes, Wissa all having a great game. Elanga sharp too. Miley... 🙂
Almost optimistic for a result in Paris next week. Tempted to cut dry January short for it. 😆
Hoping Bruno isn't injured though.
#NUFC
Almost optimistic for a result in Paris next week. Tempted to cut dry January short for it. 😆
Hoping Bruno isn't injured though.
#NUFC
Bruno really wants to stay on but lets be honest, better to not take the risk. Miley can handle this.
January 21, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Bruno really wants to stay on but lets be honest, better to not take the risk. Miley can handle this.
Show a moment from tv/film that broke your heart
January 21, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Show a moment from tv/film that broke your heart
If I don't have any work in the next 2 weeks... I'm a gonna start podcasting. Or an OF. Or write a screenplay... or something.
January 20, 2026 at 1:05 PM
If I don't have any work in the next 2 weeks... I'm a gonna start podcasting. Or an OF. Or write a screenplay... or something.
Feasible. Albeit not as late as the 23rd century.
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January 19, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Feasible. Albeit not as late as the 23rd century.
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Last post had some bizarre learning piano link on it. That I did not copy and paste. 🤔
So, actual Blue Monday post. Not New Order related.
youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc?...
So, actual Blue Monday post. Not New Order related.
youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc?...
Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee) [Gabry Ponte Ice Pop Mix] (Original Video with subtitles)
YouTube video by Bliss Corporation
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January 19, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Last post had some bizarre learning piano link on it. That I did not copy and paste. 🤔
So, actual Blue Monday post. Not New Order related.
youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc?...
So, actual Blue Monday post. Not New Order related.
youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc?...
Pre-match on Sky and you could be mistaken for thinking it was the Villa game that was about to kick off. There's dozens of Newcastle fans flagging it on Reddit, but yeah... this.
January 18, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Pre-match on Sky and you could be mistaken for thinking it was the Villa game that was about to kick off. There's dozens of Newcastle fans flagging it on Reddit, but yeah... this.