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Doglett

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I post things. Dual club wanker. Bees and Mags for my sins. Ditched the bot-ridden carcass of Twitter - I was Kylerants on there. Also my PSN if you're a gamer. Other half of @wendigo.bsky.social

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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 1d

If I were the leader of the opposition a year after an election, facing an unpopular government, I would simply focus my energy on criticising the current government's policy record rather than constantly bemoaning the last fifteen years of policymaking, in which I was intimately involved.

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Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 23h

This year's big releases as The Simpsons images... keep it rolling.

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 1d

It was as bad the Super Mario Bros' show with it's live action intro and outro.
I think I'd dismissed both as a prolonged childhood fever dream.

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 1d

Does Google and it's increasing fuckwittery worry you? And does the AI summary and lack of genuinely interesting search results coming up annoy you?

Not nearly worried or angry enough.

filmstories.co.uk/features/oka...

Okay then, Google: tell us what to do | The future of entertainment websites

Google's search results are, sadly, damaging lots of websites. What does Google actually want? And is it what a human being would want?

filmstories.co.uk

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Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 2d

a man with his arms outstretched is wearing a shirt that says ' r ' on it

ALT: a man with his arms outstretched is wearing a shirt that says ' r ' on it

media.tenor.com

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 2d

Drop something Witchy....

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 2d

I imagine the tabloid outrage would somehow invoke the word woke. Depressingly.

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 5d

There's no media scrutiny on this. Nor his dodgy house purchasing scandal.

Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 5d

Reform UK’s Nigel Farage with the Russian Ambassador (that he denied meeting), and with Oleg Voloshyn's wife Nadia Borodi, Voloshyn bribed Nathan Gill.

Farage is still silent.

It’s deafening.

#ReformRussianBribes

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 5d

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 5d

When I'm with you baby
I go out of my head...
*Shadowy figure walks up driveway

And I just can't get enough
*door handle turns

And I just can't get enough
*Lady upstairs opens eyes in terror

ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.bsky.social · 5d

question for the timeline

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Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 6d

Bad Enoch is certainly a barometer.

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 6d

Jaws I mean. Not The Revenge, with it's amazing voodoo controlled shark sub plot which they obviously abandoned. For better or worse, we honestly will never know. 🫣

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 6d

filmstories.co.uk/news/the-198...

The best summary of a wonderful clusterfuck you will ever read. It's so accurate. I wish they kept the original ending rather than the insane tacky exploding shark fuckwittery.
For the record, that was pretty much how the shark died in the novel. Boring apparently.

The 1980s films of Michael Caine: Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

It's finally time. Our voyage through the work of Michael Caine brings us to his unforgettable turn as Hoagie in Jaws: The Revenge.

filmstories.co.uk

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Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 6d

My only explanation for my nay on schizophrenia mimicking is.... I was an 80s baby.

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 6d

Oh gawd. I have so much to do tomorrow.... I'm now everyone's best friend after a few impressions and some karaoke shit. This is exactly why I should have gone straight home...

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 7d

This is the definition of 'good touch for a big man...'

He's class.

Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 7d

Woltemessi!

#NUFC

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 7d

Got to the pub in time to see Elanga win that penalty. 🙃 Gordon looked very assured.
So far so good. Was really worried these guys could be a massive banana skin.

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 10d

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A Monday bright spot.

Moldova told Russian interference to get in the sea.

Pro-EU party in Moldova set to win vote mired in claims of Russian interference

The election was seen as critical for Moldova's EU path, and President Maia Sandu warned the country's future was in danger.

www.bbc.co.uk

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 12d

Top... 7?

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 12d

Brentford for a top six finish. 😏

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Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 14d

It's literally worse in person. She's really milking it

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 14d

I have exhausted the dog treats and the guilty looks are relentless. She's in my face everytime I glance down, all 'why no love?' little head cocks and forlorn paws on my armrest.

Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 14d

Another day. Another dog fren.

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Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 14d

I hope this is someone doing a bit...
🫣

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Doglett @jamed.bsky.social · 15d

I made eye contact though. I think. It was hard to tell.