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Grey Eye Magpie
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The immovable object your physics teacher told you all about

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Our best signings in recent years:

Bruno
Tonali
Thiaw
Botman
Swede
Woltemade
Trippier

Gordon
Hall
Livramento

English league is fine to shop in if you stick to U23s

#NUFC
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Basically, as far as I can work out - apart from West Ham - any away wins this weekend are good for us (ours included obvs!) to keep the table nice and congested and let us climb 😎 #NUFC

technically probably the mackems drawing would be best for us, but fuck 'em
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Became a bit of a Newcastle United fan after they played Barca in the Champions League, and man, I cannot catch a break. lol

#nufc #barca #QuestionableLifeChoices
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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UP NEXT: No rest for the wicked
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
If you finding it a bit tricky this morning just watch the replay of the City game from 5 days ago 😁 #NUFC
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Just Stop Oil have put forward a solution to keep Popey from leaving the box:
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Everyone's starting 11 for Everton?

Gonna stick my neck out and say - however unlikely - this is our first away win because a) players wanna respond to loss and b) mathematically speaking its gotta happen soon 😅

#NUFC

mine:

Ramsdale

Tino Thiaw Botman Hall

Bruno Miley J7

Gordon Wolte Barnes
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Sandro had no sprinting left in him last night. He needs a rest. Miley and J7 in midfield alongside Bruno on Saturday?
their bad games are better than most players good games but Bruno and Sandro look a yard short for some reason #NUFC
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Sigh. It’s a better away performance than vs. Brentford or West Ham. Marseille are a good team & while I didn’t love the 5 at the back we carried enough threat. 2nd half Pope’s brain fart shook a team who are fragile away from home. Lose this weekend and the shine of the City win will be lost #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Games coming thick n fast, Eddie needs to rotate

Everton (a) Sat EPL
Spurs (h) Tue EPL
Burnley (h) Sat EPL
Leverkusen (a) Wed UCL
Sunderlun (a) Sun EPL
Fulham (h) Wed ELC
Chelsea (h) Sat EPL
Man U (a) Fri EPL
Burnley (a) Tue EPL
Palace (h) Sun EPL
Leeds (h) Wed EPL

Not mich time to train 👀
#NUFC
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Nick Pope howler costs Newcastle dear in self-inflicted defeat to Marseille #nufc www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...
Nick Pope howler costs Newcastle dear in self-inflicted defeat to Marseille
This is a defeat that will hurt because it was entirely self-inflicted.
www.telegraph.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Good night everyone
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Thought Big Nick made a difference when he came on. Only 20 mins but created a couple dangerous moments in our favour #NUFC
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
early start so I'm off to bed but I hate sleeping grumpy
squidward from spongebob squarepants is laying in a bed with a pink hat on his head .
ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is laying in a bed with a pink hat on his head .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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their bad games are better than most players good games but Bruno and Sandro look a yard short for some reason #NUFC
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
the fuck is that?

#NUFC
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Tonali (less so on that last play) and Bruno both look like they’ve been carrying the load 3 games a week
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Also need Bruno and Tonali on top form at Everton on Saturday and they both look tired and miles off tonight. #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Tonali and, Bruno knackered by half time. Pope. #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Tonali and Bruno looked absolutely fucked, as did Schar and possibly even Thiaw
Willock was OK but completely ran out of steam
Hall and Ramsey both decent coming on
Burn was decent, won 10+ headers

Not an end of the world performance, but Pope cost us. Howe HAS to give Ramsdale a chance now
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
5 mins? should be 15!
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
with one dumb decision not only has Nick Pope cost us the game and momentum, he may have evaporated any good vibes from the City game #NUFC
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
their bad games are better than most players good games but Bruno and Sandro look a yard short for some reason #NUFC
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM