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Grey Eye Magpie

@greyeyemagpie.bsky.social

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My name is Chris and I'm a Newcastle United fan I like other stuff too, but that's not important right now 🟰⬛⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️NU⬛️FC⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛🟰

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Scott Willis @scott.cannonstats.com · 1d

Premier League Simulation - 2025-10-07

It is interesting that the model hates Chelsea (relative) and loves Newcastle. Also not bought into Crystal Palace and Bournemouth.

It is also putting Arsenal >50% for the first time this season.

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Scott Willis @scott.cannonstats.com · 9h

Here is how things have changed this season on the simulation.

Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 6h

with the amount of American money in footy it's really worrying. these la liga and serie a games going abroad is bad enough

Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 6h

how so? do they split games across channels?

Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 6h

horrifying

Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 6h

half a match each? they'd love that..

Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 7h

Don't know much about baseball but that is brutal

Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 1d

Screw you, MLB, for licensing your games on a case by case basis and not including them in your own streaming package. I had to buy 5 different services to catch all of the playoff games.

But switching the Mariners game to a channel that I don’t have midway through the fourth inning? Unreal.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 7h

Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956 https://theonion.com/passenger-glued-to-airplane-window-like-it-fucking-1956-1832728158/

Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956

Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 7h

that's some lovely footwork by Park there...

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Amanda. @amandavetnurse.bsky.social · 8h

Park to Neave for the hat trick

#NUFC U21

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Ted Knutson @mixedknuts.bsky.social · 2d

Let's just check in on how Mohamed Salah is doing this season at Liverpool.

Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 8h

oooh that would be fun

Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 8h

a cartoon character with the words that 's the spirit

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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 8h

Holy shit balls

Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 8h

brighton away is such an arsehole fixture but surely we're due some luck

Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 8h

it's the kind of thing we do after an impressive run of results 😅🙃

Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 8h

How are these games going for us you reckon?

WWDWL is my prediction 🤟😁👍

#NUFC

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Amanda. @amandavetnurse.bsky.social · 1d

#NUFC

He’s ours 🖤🤍

Nick Woltemade is INSANE 🔥

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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 10h

has ange been fired??

Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 10h

a group of people are standing in a line with their hands on their head .

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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 11h

the more you know #nufc

Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 11h

a man in a spiderman costume sits in a bathtub in a bathroom

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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 11h

just posted that here 😁👍

Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 11h

apologies to the guy, seems his Maradona post was a sarcastic response to this post about our own Big Nick

Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 12h

this will be my stock answer to all tactico bullshit from now on 😁