James Swyer
@jamesswyer.bsky.social
Your favourite town councillor's favourite town councillor.
Reposted by James Swyer
The Royal Family slowly removing titles from Prince Andrew and looking round at the British public for approval like an audience on The Price is Right.
October 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The Royal Family slowly removing titles from Prince Andrew and looking round at the British public for approval like an audience on The Price is Right.
Me being an #afcb fan most of the time: *tumbleweed*
Me missing one match against Fulham: tens of messages from mates who support other teams saying what a great game it was and how much I must have enjoyed it.
Me missing one match against Fulham: tens of messages from mates who support other teams saying what a great game it was and how much I must have enjoyed it.
October 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Me being an #afcb fan most of the time: *tumbleweed*
Me missing one match against Fulham: tens of messages from mates who support other teams saying what a great game it was and how much I must have enjoyed it.
Me missing one match against Fulham: tens of messages from mates who support other teams saying what a great game it was and how much I must have enjoyed it.
Can I surprise you? I'm all for the dartsification of golf.
September 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Can I surprise you? I'm all for the dartsification of golf.
Reposted by James Swyer
Reposted by James Swyer
I bet the Germans have a word for the anxiety I get from all the algorithms promoting apps to deal with burnout 24/7.
September 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I bet the Germans have a word for the anxiety I get from all the algorithms promoting apps to deal with burnout 24/7.
Make a band singular.
A seagull.
A seagull.
Make a band singular.
A Byrd.
A Byrd.
Make a band singular
Teenage Fan
Teenage Fan
September 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Make a band singular.
A seagull.
A seagull.
Make a band singular.
Belle.
Belle.
Make a band singular.
A Byrd.
A Byrd.
Make a band singular
Teenage Fan
Teenage Fan
September 13, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Make a band singular.
Belle.
Belle.
The BBC lineup graphics for today's #WSL match were a disgrace.
For reference, half of the Arsenal side aren't in their positions. Last year's WSL player of the season, an attacking midfielder, is at centre back. A centre back is up front. The left hand side is made up of their two centre mids.
For reference, half of the Arsenal side aren't in their positions. Last year's WSL player of the season, an attacking midfielder, is at centre back. A centre back is up front. The left hand side is made up of their two centre mids.
September 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The BBC lineup graphics for today's #WSL match were a disgrace.
For reference, half of the Arsenal side aren't in their positions. Last year's WSL player of the season, an attacking midfielder, is at centre back. A centre back is up front. The left hand side is made up of their two centre mids.
For reference, half of the Arsenal side aren't in their positions. Last year's WSL player of the season, an attacking midfielder, is at centre back. A centre back is up front. The left hand side is made up of their two centre mids.
@footballcliches.bsky.social Sorry if this is a bit '2 Good, 2 Bad' but someone encouraged Liverpool from the crowd/sidelines on about 41 mins and it sounded exactly like Sean Dyche.
August 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social Sorry if this is a bit '2 Good, 2 Bad' but someone encouraged Liverpool from the crowd/sidelines on about 41 mins and it sounded exactly like Sean Dyche.
@footballcliches.bsky.social Drury just described Sesko as 'six foot five and plenty' having described Gyokeres as 'six foot and plenty' earlier on. Surely this is the height equivalent of 'he's 28 until be becomes 29'.
August 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social Drury just described Sesko as 'six foot five and plenty' having described Gyokeres as 'six foot and plenty' earlier on. Surely this is the height equivalent of 'he's 28 until be becomes 29'.
Reposted by James Swyer
You know that classic Edward Hopper painting evoking isolation and despair? We used AI to make it look terrible for no reason
August 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
You know that classic Edward Hopper painting evoking isolation and despair? We used AI to make it look terrible for no reason
More Gillingham than Inter for me, Clive
July 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
More Gillingham than Inter for me, Clive
Friends fear he's watching the Self Esteem Glastonbury set for the 1000th time before it leaves iplayer tomorrow.
July 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Friends fear he's watching the Self Esteem Glastonbury set for the 1000th time before it leaves iplayer tomorrow.
I realise subediting is dead, but the headlines on the Sky Sports website are an utter mess.
July 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I realise subediting is dead, but the headlines on the Sky Sports website are an utter mess.
Reposted by James Swyer
Can we start calling Think Tanks, Billionaire Lie Machines?
Because that is what they are.
Because that is what they are.
July 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Can we start calling Think Tanks, Billionaire Lie Machines?
Because that is what they are.
Because that is what they are.
Self Esteem soundtracking a montage featuring Lucy Bronze smashing a penalty in. Good job it was after the watershed.
July 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Self Esteem soundtracking a montage featuring Lucy Bronze smashing a penalty in. Good job it was after the watershed.
Lucia Roberta Tough Bronze ❤️
July 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Lucia Roberta Tough Bronze ❤️
Exceptional defensive performance from Sweden in the opening half hour.
July 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Exceptional defensive performance from Sweden in the opening half hour.