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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 26m

Can someone AI a composite of their faces? They all look like different aspects of one almighty cunt.

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 29m

And a massive Cnut.

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 30m

Makes you wonder what would happen if a top table royal murdered someone? What lengths would they go to to cover it up, or if that’s impossible, to avoid prison or a public hearing? Disgusting institution.

jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 6h

It’s resource management fuelled, ultimately, by league tables.

jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 6h

That’s quality. I’ve not always been the biggest fan of American fans, with their daft questions and suggestions during that influx we had on various platforms following the takeover. But, and I’ll acknowledge my bias here, we do seem to have the most decent ones in the league. Of course.

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 6h

Completely unsurprisingly, they all look like estate agents. More precisely, lettings agents who are desperate to make the step up to sales.

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 16h

I see what you did there 🤗

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 1d

Nelson's Victory crew included a Brazilian and a Russian, 2 Indians, 2 Swiss, 2 Portuguese, 3 Danes and 3 Norwegian sailors. There were 3 Germans, 4 Italians, 6 Swedes, 7 Dutchmen, 9 West Indians and an African, as well as 21 Americans, 63 Irish, 64 Scots, 441 English.... oh, and 3 French men, too.

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 1d

I joined at the weekend 🤫

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 1d

It’s the only game in town

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 1d

Praying for that snack rock bottom… what a life.

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 1d

I came to terms, ten years ago, that I am an addict and can’t have alcohol or pharmaceuticals anywhere near me, or I’ll get them into me as fast as possible. I’ve now reached that stage with Butterkist popcorn, but I’m still in the ‘it’s just a cold’ stage of denial.

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 1d

He just looks so apologetic.

jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 1d

It’s an absolute hit and run video career!

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 1d

Can any parent read about the Louvre theft and *not* picture the sneak thieves from Flat Stanley?

jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s the clip I used. I made it just because it’s so crazy hands-off. Made me feel really louche and Parisian 😂

youtu.be/Z-husjZkxHw?...

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 2d

I watched that a while ago, but I originally did another ‘five minutes, overnight’ recipe and the results were mixed. Looked great, but the very centre was doughy. Will revisit.
Loved how slapdash they look.

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 2d

I’m a bit brain foggy right now, and can’t parse whether or not this will only work on people with post-viral histories. I’m in the ‘probably CNS dysfunction’ camp.

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 2d

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 2d

Just time to be patronised, and have her attractiveness publicly rated, by Trump. What a time to be alive.

jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah it’s way better than I was expecting. Comedy Irish accents aside, that is. I once shared a communal shower, at the baths, with Geoff Bell. He’s intimidating even when he’s rinsing the shampoo out his hair.

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 2d

Crikey Mobland is cranked up to 11. Only three episodes in but every twenty minutes it outdoes itself in madness. Pisses all over the competition.

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 3d

He’s worked out, seemingly quite rightly, and sadly enough for the world, that he’s completely untouchable. Short of murdering someone on camera, I can’t imagine a single thing he could do to make the international community do more than tut and mutter. And even then, he’d have a chunk of support.

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 3d

Channeling Peter Serafinowicz, in the bottom pic!

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jamiec68.bsky.social @jamiec68.bsky.social · 3d

Rule 34 rears it’s ugly head once more.

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