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🎶He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you are in-between
(Called the hypnagogic state)🎶
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you are in-between
(Called the hypnagogic state)🎶
December 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
🎶He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you are in-between
(Called the hypnagogic state)🎶
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you are in-between
(Called the hypnagogic state)🎶
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Generative Ai has destroyed the art of selling Take Me To Your Dealer t-shirts on the market. My kingdom for a stoned Bart Simpson.
December 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Generative Ai has destroyed the art of selling Take Me To Your Dealer t-shirts on the market. My kingdom for a stoned Bart Simpson.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
February 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
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I don't want to work hard, actually. I didn't consent to being born but now I have to spend the next 30 years doing pointless work just to survive. Shit idea.
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I don't want to work hard, actually. I didn't consent to being born but now I have to spend the next 30 years doing pointless work just to survive. Shit idea.
This is every single male I have ever known
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
This is every single male I have ever known
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Cargo pants? I don’t think so buddy. Cars go vroom.
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Cargo pants? I don’t think so buddy. Cars go vroom.
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Follow in the footsteps of our Victorian forebears. Put a smile on your child’s face with the gift of a sad puppy. And for that extra something, be sure to add a shotgun
December 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Follow in the footsteps of our Victorian forebears. Put a smile on your child’s face with the gift of a sad puppy. And for that extra something, be sure to add a shotgun
You know that relative that seems to be in some kind of constant state of Drama™️?
I've asked them about ideas for Christmas presents and now I'm getting a free harrowing-working-class-slice-of-life screenplay over WhatsApp.
I've asked them about ideas for Christmas presents and now I'm getting a free harrowing-working-class-slice-of-life screenplay over WhatsApp.
December 10, 2025 at 10:37 AM
You know that relative that seems to be in some kind of constant state of Drama™️?
I've asked them about ideas for Christmas presents and now I'm getting a free harrowing-working-class-slice-of-life screenplay over WhatsApp.
I've asked them about ideas for Christmas presents and now I'm getting a free harrowing-working-class-slice-of-life screenplay over WhatsApp.
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You won't believe who James Corden's next Carpool Karaoke guest is.
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
You won't believe who James Corden's next Carpool Karaoke guest is.
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Quentin Tarantino also said I was shit so can everyone say nice things about me please
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Quentin Tarantino also said I was shit so can everyone say nice things about me please
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“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
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Hey, goth/industrial folks; wanna hear something kinda funny/concerning? A few weeks ago, I read someone having the nerve to write down "i miss when music wasn't political. Like Laibach!!" Media literacy is deader than Bela Lugosi.
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hey, goth/industrial folks; wanna hear something kinda funny/concerning? A few weeks ago, I read someone having the nerve to write down "i miss when music wasn't political. Like Laibach!!" Media literacy is deader than Bela Lugosi.
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This Morecambe and Wise retrospective is a bit bleak.
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This Morecambe and Wise retrospective is a bit bleak.
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It's common knowledge that Coca Cola invented Father Xmas. It's not so widely known though that Lilt invented Batman
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It's common knowledge that Coca Cola invented Father Xmas. It's not so widely known though that Lilt invented Batman
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Is it a good idea to keep your beak out before I bend the fucker?
Is it a good idea to have a hot toddy when you’re sick?
Is it a good idea to have a hot toddy when you’re sick?
Experts weigh in on if the traditional remedy of whiskey, honey, lemon and hot water can actually help your cold
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Is it a good idea to keep your beak out before I bend the fucker?
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You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
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kids don't even know Istanbul was Constantinople anymore
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
kids don't even know Istanbul was Constantinople anymore
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We don’t do court reports, especially when it comes to violent crime, but there’s always an exception.
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We don’t do court reports, especially when it comes to violent crime, but there’s always an exception.
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given the state of everything I’ve decided to believe in the loch ness monster as a treat
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
given the state of everything I’ve decided to believe in the loch ness monster as a treat
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
Anglo-Saxon peasant in the 6th century:
Wolves are so shit it's unbelievable.
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Anglo-Saxon peasant in the 6th century:
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And now the weather with mister frisky.
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
And now the weather with mister frisky.