Jesper Andersen
@jandersen.bsky.social
Teaching robots to love. AI engineer. Google Deepmind. Portland, OR
My new hobby is calling into every congressperson and senator who sends me a fund raising text that I’m not donating to anyone in the House or Senate until Jeffries and Schumer are removed and replaced by someone who can actually rise to the moment.
January 21, 2026 at 5:33 PM
My new hobby is calling into every congressperson and senator who sends me a fund raising text that I’m not donating to anyone in the House or Senate until Jeffries and Schumer are removed and replaced by someone who can actually rise to the moment.
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Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum.
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum.
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whiteness is not so much a colour as the visible absence of colour
January 19, 2026 at 9:47 PM
whiteness is not so much a colour as the visible absence of colour
I am very excited for the world to remember that Portland is the most beautiful city on Earth
January 17, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I am very excited for the world to remember that Portland is the most beautiful city on Earth
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let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark.
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark.
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Stay safe out there.
January 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Stay safe out there.
I definitely remember “we should become an empire” as a main part of the discourse during the election
January 6, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I definitely remember “we should become an empire” as a main part of the discourse during the election
I might have planned for a coup to support the democratically elected Nobel Prize winner but I’m still on vacation so…
Reports of gunfire in Caracas, Venezuela.
January 6, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I might have planned for a coup to support the democratically elected Nobel Prize winner but I’m still on vacation so…
How I’m walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
How I’m walking out of 2025
The official sponsor of holiday cooking, Better than Bouillon.
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The official sponsor of holiday cooking, Better than Bouillon.
No one else has ever made a movie like Princess Bride.
December 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
No one else has ever made a movie like Princess Bride.
If you add two more tablespoons of butter it will fix that off taste.
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If you add two more tablespoons of butter it will fix that off taste.
Our house was vandalized via the delivery of an unasked for kayak, because Portland.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Our house was vandalized via the delivery of an unasked for kayak, because Portland.
It is your absolute right to shut the fuck up in perilous moments. Really.
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It is your absolute right to shut the fuck up in perilous moments. Really.
Ryan Lizza is a weapon of mass destruction
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Ryan Lizza is a weapon of mass destruction
A strong cancel culture would have spared us all from having to know this, and having to know about Larry Summers’ Charlie Brown-like inability to get the red haired girl to talk to him.
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
A strong cancel culture would have spared us all from having to know this, and having to know about Larry Summers’ Charlie Brown-like inability to get the red haired girl to talk to him.
Anyhow Merrick Garland, right?
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Anyhow Merrick Garland, right?
I’ve moved on to demanding removing Schumer from leadership in my phone calls
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’ve moved on to demanding removing Schumer from leadership in my phone calls
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Too soon to know either way but whereas Republicans in the 2010’s just wanted crazy candidates, it’s possible Dem voters are just “Please stop sending us 78-year old establishment candidates, give us literally anyone else.”
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Too soon to know either way but whereas Republicans in the 2010’s just wanted crazy candidates, it’s possible Dem voters are just “Please stop sending us 78-year old establishment candidates, give us literally anyone else.”
It’s me. I found the thief.
October 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It’s me. I found the thief.
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Portland has largely been abandoned by national politicians but they break upon us because River has more courage than Jeffries and Schumer combined.
"Look around. Your enemy is a barista named River." www.theverge.com/policy/80231...
March of the frogs
“We will answer fascism with absurdism, as only Portland can.”
www.theverge.com
October 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Portland has largely been abandoned by national politicians but they break upon us because River has more courage than Jeffries and Schumer combined.