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.. 𝘍𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.
- Lewd will be ignored or blocked.
This account is non-lewd.
[ MDNI. ]
#DispatchRP #MVRP
Hexed by #AvalynTheAccursed
.. 𝘍𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.
- Lewd will be ignored or blocked.
This account is non-lewd.
[ MDNI. ]
#DispatchRP #MVRP
Hexed by #AvalynTheAccursed
Pinned
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A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸
Minor and limitless lewd do not interact. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain semi-lewd themes; singleship with @controlthefire.bsky.social
A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸
Minor and limitless lewd do not interact. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain semi-lewd themes; singleship with @controlthefire.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸
Minor and limitless lewd do not interact. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain semi-lewd themes; singleship with @controlthefire.bsky.social
A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸
Minor and limitless lewd do not interact. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain semi-lewd themes; singleship with @controlthefire.bsky.social
I'm gonna beat the odds and k!ll this vending machine because give me my fucking snacks 💢💢
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'm gonna beat the odds and k!ll this vending machine because give me my fucking snacks 💢💢
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Yeah, no. We're not doing this shit. Hey, fucking friendly reminder if someone is writing a femme presenting muse, it is NOT a fucking invite to think with your small head. I do not fucking care. If you want to write lewd? Fine, keep it to the fucking place it belongs. There is no fucking
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Yeah, no. We're not doing this shit. Hey, fucking friendly reminder if someone is writing a femme presenting muse, it is NOT a fucking invite to think with your small head. I do not fucking care. If you want to write lewd? Fine, keep it to the fucking place it belongs. There is no fucking
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November 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
♇ᡣ𐭩
Yeah, no. We're not doing this shit. Hey, fucking friendly reminder if someone is writing a femme presenting muse, it is NOT a fucking invite to think with your small head. I do not fucking care. If you want to write lewd? Fine, keep it to the fucking place it belongs. There is no fucking
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Yeah, no. We're not doing this shit. Hey, fucking friendly reminder if someone is writing a femme presenting muse, it is NOT a fucking invite to think with your small head. I do not fucking care. If you want to write lewd? Fine, keep it to the fucking place it belongs. There is no fucking
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I'm stuck between saying Marina has cartilage instead of bones because realistically she woldn't be able to move on land
But this is the same game with a man made out of bubblegum and I don't think real life logic applies here
I'm stuck between saying Marina has cartilage instead of bones because realistically she woldn't be able to move on land
But this is the same game with a man made out of bubblegum and I don't think real life logic applies here
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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I'm stuck between saying Marina has cartilage instead of bones because realistically she woldn't be able to move on land
But this is the same game with a man made out of bubblegum and I don't think real life logic applies here
I'm stuck between saying Marina has cartilage instead of bones because realistically she woldn't be able to move on land
But this is the same game with a man made out of bubblegum and I don't think real life logic applies here
Hey, everyone I bite has it coming. I don't do it for no reason.
( Huff.. )
( Huff.. )
Mmm, I wouldn't say never. Maybe less so than everyone, at the very least.
And I mean, we kinda do. That's why you're here, ya goof.
And I mean, we kinda do. That's why you're here, ya goof.
.. Okay but you get the idea.
Sharks never do anything wrong.
And we don't talk about that.
Sharks never do anything wrong.
And we don't talk about that.
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Hey, everyone I bite has it coming. I don't do it for no reason.
( Huff.. )
( Huff.. )
.. Okay but you get the idea.
Sharks never do anything wrong.
And we don't talk about that.
Sharks never do anything wrong.
And we don't talk about that.
See I never mentioned k!lled, that. . . That makes me question the authenticity of your answer.
Also, your quite literally a criminal. Well. Were - but.
Also, your quite literally a criminal. Well. Were - but.
Statistically you're more likely to be k!lled by that vending machine than a shark, sharks never do anything wrong ever.
( literally a criminal )
( literally a criminal )
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
.. Okay but you get the idea.
Sharks never do anything wrong.
And we don't talk about that.
Sharks never do anything wrong.
And we don't talk about that.
Statistically you're more likely to be k!lled by that vending machine than a shark, sharks never do anything wrong ever.
( literally a criminal )
( literally a criminal )
I feel like hates is a strong word. Maybe just some. . . Disdain?
Maybe a shark wronged her personally.
Or offended her family.
Maybe a shark wronged her personally.
Or offended her family.
I swear I do not eat cats and dogs-
That woman just hates sharks.
That woman just hates sharks.
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Statistically you're more likely to be k!lled by that vending machine than a shark, sharks never do anything wrong ever.
( literally a criminal )
( literally a criminal )
I swear I do not eat cats and dogs-
That woman just hates sharks.
That woman just hates sharks.
Mmm, and you won't eat them. Right?
So help me I will have Blaze right up a legally binding contract so fast. . .
So help me I will have Blaze right up a legally binding contract so fast. . .
Deal.
Cat or dog. I'm not picky.
Cat or dog. I'm not picky.
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I swear I do not eat cats and dogs-
That woman just hates sharks.
That woman just hates sharks.
Deal.
Cat or dog. I'm not picky.
Cat or dog. I'm not picky.
. . .Nothing involving fish, or other aquatic animals, Jawz.
Robert if you dispatch me for a pet sitting mission I promise I won't steal your lunch anymore
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Deal.
Cat or dog. I'm not picky.
Cat or dog. I'm not picky.
Just don't show it to me and we're good 👉😎👉
Please don’t eat my fish—
no promises on fish though
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just don't show it to me and we're good 👉😎👉
The shark slander today is INSANEEEE
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The shark slander today is INSANEEEE
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That is a Shark
Do Not put her on a Pet Sitting Mission
The mission Will fail
Do Not put her on a Pet Sitting Mission
The mission Will fail
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
That is a Shark
Do Not put her on a Pet Sitting Mission
The mission Will fail
Do Not put her on a Pet Sitting Mission
The mission Will fail
I DON'T EAT CATS AND DOGS
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I DON'T EAT CATS AND DOGS
Robert if you dispatch me for a pet sitting mission I promise I won't steal your lunch anymore
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Robert if you dispatch me for a pet sitting mission I promise I won't steal your lunch anymore
[ still takes other people's lunches sometimes, though ]
[ fucking menace ]
[ fucking menace ]
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
[ still takes other people's lunches sometimes, though ]
[ fucking menace ]
[ fucking menace ]
The upside to my fucked up diet is that nobody tries to steal my lunch.
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The upside to my fucked up diet is that nobody tries to steal my lunch.
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// if Alastor ever gets properly inducted into the Z-Team I'd want that to be a proper thread rather than just like saying she got scooted in
so it'd need to be a Blazer or a Robert thread prob'ly
so it'd need to be a Blazer or a Robert thread prob'ly
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
// if Alastor ever gets properly inducted into the Z-Team I'd want that to be a proper thread rather than just like saying she got scooted in
so it'd need to be a Blazer or a Robert thread prob'ly
so it'd need to be a Blazer or a Robert thread prob'ly
Oooh.
See, because you looked jolly for a minute there.
I just like celebrating things.
It's not about 'Christmas', I just like an excuse to do shit.
See, because you looked jolly for a minute there.
I just like celebrating things.
It's not about 'Christmas', I just like an excuse to do shit.
No, quite the contrary.
But I do enjoy the Christmas fashion.
But I do enjoy the Christmas fashion.
What, big Christmas fan or something?
Are you feeling jolly?
Are you feeling jolly?
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Oooh.
See, because you looked jolly for a minute there.
I just like celebrating things.
It's not about 'Christmas', I just like an excuse to do shit.
See, because you looked jolly for a minute there.
I just like celebrating things.
It's not about 'Christmas', I just like an excuse to do shit.
Alright bet.
Oh. My. God.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
He's a fun lovin' guy, I doubt he'll get offended.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
He's a fun lovin' guy, I doubt he'll get offended.
Deal.
Do you think Golem will let me put branches on his head?
Do you think Golem will let me put branches on his head?
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Alright bet.
Deal.
Do you think Golem will let me put branches on his head?
Do you think Golem will let me put branches on his head?
...sold. Get a second pair for me then, 'kay?
I'll wear a red nose and antlers, how about that?
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Deal.
Do you think Golem will let me put branches on his head?
Do you think Golem will let me put branches on his head?
I'll wear a red nose and antlers, how about that?
You're right but like -- Mmm. Fine.
Can we have some... Rudolph.. decorations, at least?
Can we have some... Rudolph.. decorations, at least?
That turkey wouldn't last long anyways.
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'll wear a red nose and antlers, how about that?
LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY
What, big Christmas fan or something?
Are you feeling jolly?
Are you feeling jolly?
Traditions thrown away.
(Suddenly, a thought. Lips turning in a smile— a grin.)
It is actually not so bad, you know?
(Suddenly, a thought. Lips turning in a smile— a grin.)
It is actually not so bad, you know?
.. Also Christmas.
It's like, two months.
They celebrate for two months starting right after Halloween.
Crazy people amiright.
It's like, two months.
They celebrate for two months starting right after Halloween.
Crazy people amiright.
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
What, big Christmas fan or something?
Are you feeling jolly?
Are you feeling jolly?
That turkey wouldn't last long anyways.
Why are we already decorating the office for Christmas?
...we haven't even had a turkey in here yet!
...we haven't even had a turkey in here yet!
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
That turkey wouldn't last long anyways.