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John Blankstein
@jayblank5.bsky.social
Jawn of all trades, master of some.
Those morherfuckwrs with the clown suits from the county south of us

What the f were they doing in Mercer county American legion

Hey you fucking mother fuckers that

I hit their catcher and knocked the fuck out of him as an 18 year old cause I confirmed that he’d played football In the MF
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You get some of your fucking geniuses to find my dads real files

Maybe my friend who just bets real small amounts has it wrong?

Micro betting

It’s ok to just be a cheerleader

I’m not drake…my beesting heeled mother fuckers
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Do Presbyterians believe in sanctuary

I always have my toothbrush

It’s right here in my pocket Brass in pocket who the f sang that

You know what f them

I’m putting twitter back on my phone Fuck the laptop
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ok Jack// you go to Princeton for your freshman year and fail a couple math courses

Then we close the door by inventing some bullshit called bmi

But make sure not to knock up any Presbyterian girls Or jfc certainly don’t get into the music .
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I said American culture demands we get rid of the litmus test

The rabbit done died you know how many songs that’s in???
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’ve been bitching and Moaning about a “divorce for years have I”

Well there’s the money side of each family and then there’s the guys that drive the cars
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
And she says Japanese law is the toughest on Cooyrifht issues

And she believes I’ve already established what do you call it

Adverse possession of twitter if it went to a court out there

So maybe I do get to coach high school baseball in Japan after all…

But I think I’ve got more volunteers l
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Look my brother doesn’t use social media

Most of the guys I played ball with didn’t

So if someone saw me thinking about a trip to the Outer Blanks?? Ok I’ll write limericks

On blue sky

Cause guess what —my wife worked on a case at drinker
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Ok so my brother is out for the challenge match cause he wants all the dibs on Princeton high and @haverfordbaseball
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
When I say there were better card players in my time at Princeton high school

I’m not fucking kidding
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
NominTe Gavin the center fielder from Princeton high

And I’ll bring the playing cards and the shirt
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How many ppl have been seen around the valley in “my shirts”

Everyone knew I was a former real estate agent in New Jersey Certainly Scarlett did
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’m on my way to catch the last few minutes of coffee hour at church

And then a chill ride home with my girl

The one who really doesn’t want me to believe anything bad is going on in our adopted hometown

I can do this kind of writing forever @roberttalisse.bsky.social

I want a real PhD
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My brother didn’t see my dinger against 31

He was there for what I believe were two doubles later in the game

He doesn’t remember how good a prospect Garett mazur was
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Oh btw It’s not all that early in the other hemisphere
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Or maybe he’s just that chill
Folks this is not a candid shot of the man at 11PM on a weekend, this is what he was doing while sitting in the middle of an internationally broadcast major press conference in the Oval Office

He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Reposted by John Blankstein
Folks this is not a candid shot of the man at 11PM on a weekend, this is what he was doing while sitting in the middle of an internationally broadcast major press conference in the Oval Office

He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
On or after march one I’ll declare if I’m a professional or an amateur primarily

Kind of depends if my brother Bob tells me: No fuck this Either I get Mike Petrine with the first pick or no challenge match in absolutely anything

Then I’ll sifher say fuck it I win cause you declined
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I beleive John callahan had the right to approach Doug Robbins and “drop” my name with him to secure business for the Peron development company

It all would have been easier if he had asked me first

I think I could sue him in civil court but the judgement would be for less than zero dollars
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Scarlett and i arrived at my moms They’d prefer no pictures
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Reposted by John Blankstein
Someone get a medic and some orange slices to Gus Johnson immediately
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If it’s basketball he’ll take Freddie young maybe

Or maybe Darius and John John

I’ve just explained to my wife that I’m not sure I’ll still be able to call him jobn John That might have been pissinf him off

If it’s coed basketball I’m not really sure I’ve already got Toni booking music
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’d I get both Petrone brother and this is a post 218 alll star game Bobby might take Mike proc or maybe Ronny ira
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Is it too early to be spending this much of my time worrying about whether the federal government will be open and functioning on March 1

Quite possibly

My brother Bob is quite likely trying to have a peaceful afternoon at home

I warmed Mike proc that this might piss Bobby off

Gotta take so
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’ve always surmised that Bobby thinks I take my dads’ “license “ to be a little reckless a little too far
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Waiting at light on mr fisks highway near where jfk did his freshman year

Things seem cool Traffic still heavy

Charles’ road to Lee Merrill’s school where he taught Now a big ten school
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM