John Blankstein
@jayblank5.bsky.social
Jawn of all trades, master of some.
No longer too good for social media
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
No longer too good for social media
Riddle me this
Which schools have had coaches call
Me on the phone and which have sent letters
It’s too late for a “new experience at a school now” Gotta be a public’schopl for me
Which public school sent the most players to my three college sc…yeah all three
Of them Maybe my brother
Which schools have had coaches call
Me on the phone and which have sent letters
It’s too late for a “new experience at a school now” Gotta be a public’schopl for me
Which public school sent the most players to my three college sc…yeah all three
Of them Maybe my brother
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Riddle me this
Which schools have had coaches call
Me on the phone and which have sent letters
It’s too late for a “new experience at a school now” Gotta be a public’schopl for me
Which public school sent the most players to my three college sc…yeah all three
Of them Maybe my brother
Which schools have had coaches call
Me on the phone and which have sent letters
It’s too late for a “new experience at a school now” Gotta be a public’schopl for me
Which public school sent the most players to my three college sc…yeah all three
Of them Maybe my brother
Donald trump knows what @elon doesn’t cause Donald trump doesn’t dispair
We can keep saying he’s stupid and watch him kick out ass
It wasn’t a cookie that kid Mazur threw me
Ask the guy in the box not the Spector flashing cash
We can keep saying he’s stupid and watch him kick out ass
It wasn’t a cookie that kid Mazur threw me
Ask the guy in the box not the Spector flashing cash
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Donald trump knows what @elon doesn’t cause Donald trump doesn’t dispair
We can keep saying he’s stupid and watch him kick out ass
It wasn’t a cookie that kid Mazur threw me
Ask the guy in the box not the Spector flashing cash
We can keep saying he’s stupid and watch him kick out ass
It wasn’t a cookie that kid Mazur threw me
Ask the guy in the box not the Spector flashing cash
If people that know me have questions about me they should come talk to me
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If people that know me have questions about me they should come talk to me
Maybe I’ll write a limerick about how I like beer too
Come at me I come back
I’ll tell you want I think that ozempic shit is the same fucking thing we talk therapy
Come at me I come back
I’ll tell you want I think that ozempic shit is the same fucking thing we talk therapy
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Maybe I’ll write a limerick about how I like beer too
Come at me I come back
I’ll tell you want I think that ozempic shit is the same fucking thing we talk therapy
Come at me I come back
I’ll tell you want I think that ozempic shit is the same fucking thing we talk therapy
Blanker blanker who gives a fuck if the government gets re-opened
There’s an L in there people—I couldn’t get an interview from a guy in the town a fuck
There’s an L in there people—I couldn’t get an interview from a guy in the town a fuck
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Blanker blanker who gives a fuck if the government gets re-opened
There’s an L in there people—I couldn’t get an interview from a guy in the town a fuck
There’s an L in there people—I couldn’t get an interview from a guy in the town a fuck
Quality is quality
Rooves And steins And shoes
Ask my cousin my dads favorite shoe
If I’m wearing laces prob I needed help tying them
Rooves And steins And shoes
Ask my cousin my dads favorite shoe
If I’m wearing laces prob I needed help tying them
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Quality is quality
Rooves And steins And shoes
Ask my cousin my dads favorite shoe
If I’m wearing laces prob I needed help tying them
Rooves And steins And shoes
Ask my cousin my dads favorite shoe
If I’m wearing laces prob I needed help tying them
Fucking battery
I’m not joking about i want some data before I get another phone
I can do this shit with a flip phone guys
I can do it with a deck of index cards too
I’m not joking about i want some data before I get another phone
I can do this shit with a flip phone guys
I can do it with a deck of index cards too
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Fucking battery
I’m not joking about i want some data before I get another phone
I can do this shit with a flip phone guys
I can do it with a deck of index cards too
I’m not joking about i want some data before I get another phone
I can do this shit with a flip phone guys
I can do it with a deck of index cards too
Car alarms and low flying planes and bullshit like that scares kids and dogs and some adults
Pregame antics by the players Bobby cox likes that
I doubt he even watched the bullshit between innings
Pregame antics by the players Bobby cox likes that
I doubt he even watched the bullshit between innings
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Car alarms and low flying planes and bullshit like that scares kids and dogs and some adults
Pregame antics by the players Bobby cox likes that
I doubt he even watched the bullshit between innings
Pregame antics by the players Bobby cox likes that
I doubt he even watched the bullshit between innings
Less hail Mary’s in Presbyterian churches It’s a loophole for barefoot lawyers
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Less hail Mary’s in Presbyterian churches It’s a loophole for barefoot lawyers
Check and see if he paid for his own hat
Lebron had been a pro for forever by the decision How much cash did that show raise
Show it to me Jerry maguire
Lebron had been a pro for forever by the decision How much cash did that show raise
Show it to me Jerry maguire
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Check and see if he paid for his own hat
Lebron had been a pro for forever by the decision How much cash did that show raise
Show it to me Jerry maguire
Lebron had been a pro for forever by the decision How much cash did that show raise
Show it to me Jerry maguire
Welcome back kotter ? Ok but maybe we twist it up ? Gotta be another school needs a fat bench coach
Not as fat as the last time tho
Not as fat as the last time tho
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Welcome back kotter ? Ok but maybe we twist it up ? Gotta be another school needs a fat bench coach
Not as fat as the last time tho
Not as fat as the last time tho
My sister in law might have a job for me But everyone’s too busy to give my mom a ride
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My sister in law might have a job for me But everyone’s too busy to give my mom a ride
Monday morning quarterbacks get this
Sports who gives a fuck
When I’m talking cards I’m a politcal scientist When I’m talking religion or politics. That’s when I’m talking political philosophy
A guitarist like my guy Fleet week boys
Sports who gives a fuck
When I’m talking cards I’m a politcal scientist When I’m talking religion or politics. That’s when I’m talking political philosophy
A guitarist like my guy Fleet week boys
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Monday morning quarterbacks get this
Sports who gives a fuck
When I’m talking cards I’m a politcal scientist When I’m talking religion or politics. That’s when I’m talking political philosophy
A guitarist like my guy Fleet week boys
Sports who gives a fuck
When I’m talking cards I’m a politcal scientist When I’m talking religion or politics. That’s when I’m talking political philosophy
A guitarist like my guy Fleet week boys
I did the research I turned in a c- paper on Billy budd
People think I’m a bullshitter still I guess
Well my freshman year quarterback is about to pick me up at church and jailhouse rock yo
People think I’m a bullshitter still I guess
Well my freshman year quarterback is about to pick me up at church and jailhouse rock yo
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I did the research I turned in a c- paper on Billy budd
People think I’m a bullshitter still I guess
Well my freshman year quarterback is about to pick me up at church and jailhouse rock yo
People think I’m a bullshitter still I guess
Well my freshman year quarterback is about to pick me up at church and jailhouse rock yo
Do I not need the cpap every night anymore
I can go without it probably permanently
The two assistants I want are not marked the way o want them
I just don’t know how much I can pay them If they don’t know their already hired then I don’t know what to tell you people
I can go without it probably permanently
The two assistants I want are not marked the way o want them
I just don’t know how much I can pay them If they don’t know their already hired then I don’t know what to tell you people
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Do I not need the cpap every night anymore
I can go without it probably permanently
The two assistants I want are not marked the way o want them
I just don’t know how much I can pay them If they don’t know their already hired then I don’t know what to tell you people
I can go without it probably permanently
The two assistants I want are not marked the way o want them
I just don’t know how much I can pay them If they don’t know their already hired then I don’t know what to tell you people
I’m sure all kinds of Albanian churches would welcome me
They drink a lot of strong coffee and play cards all day Basically
And fuck ozempic I went off that against doctors orders and not only
They drink a lot of strong coffee and play cards all day Basically
And fuck ozempic I went off that against doctors orders and not only
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I’m sure all kinds of Albanian churches would welcome me
They drink a lot of strong coffee and play cards all day Basically
And fuck ozempic I went off that against doctors orders and not only
They drink a lot of strong coffee and play cards all day Basically
And fuck ozempic I went off that against doctors orders and not only
Look the @teamsters.bsky.social no I’d never disrespect the union bug
That’s why a drive in the country with me isn’t a chill walk in the foliage
Sometimes someone gets the message a day late and a dollar short that everyone’s culture matters
That’s why a drive in the country with me isn’t a chill walk in the foliage
Sometimes someone gets the message a day late and a dollar short that everyone’s culture matters
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Look the @teamsters.bsky.social no I’d never disrespect the union bug
That’s why a drive in the country with me isn’t a chill walk in the foliage
Sometimes someone gets the message a day late and a dollar short that everyone’s culture matters
That’s why a drive in the country with me isn’t a chill walk in the foliage
Sometimes someone gets the message a day late and a dollar short that everyone’s culture matters
Who says I can’t write my PhD at a school west the Cubans are gonna be hospitable hosts ???
Room for one
My wife loves that house
Room for one
My wife loves that house
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Who says I can’t write my PhD at a school west the Cubans are gonna be hospitable hosts ???
Room for one
My wife loves that house
Room for one
My wife loves that house
If you have my yearbook but not everyone that signed it your gonna need me to decode it all
I like New England and I like the south
At the right time
Not the time that’s exactly wrong
I like New England and I like the south
At the right time
Not the time that’s exactly wrong
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If you have my yearbook but not everyone that signed it your gonna need me to decode it all
I like New England and I like the south
At the right time
Not the time that’s exactly wrong
I like New England and I like the south
At the right time
Not the time that’s exactly wrong
The guy who baited everyone by always dropping his left
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The guy who baited everyone by always dropping his left
Todays my day to “flesh out my ideas with one of the wright brothers who I think I told I was imagining Holyfield v what’s his name what is his name
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Todays my day to “flesh out my ideas with one of the wright brothers who I think I told I was imagining Holyfield v what’s his name what is his name
So accidental radiation from a “chest protector “ doesn’t kill off all your sperm now? Of a man who was what almost 55 when Covid hit
Fatten em up for the wedding pic girls
Just cause I’m good with a “girl who I could whip eventually but she might take me deep into the late rounds”
Idk if
Fatten em up for the wedding pic girls
Just cause I’m good with a “girl who I could whip eventually but she might take me deep into the late rounds”
Idk if
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So accidental radiation from a “chest protector “ doesn’t kill off all your sperm now? Of a man who was what almost 55 when Covid hit
Fatten em up for the wedding pic girls
Just cause I’m good with a “girl who I could whip eventually but she might take me deep into the late rounds”
Idk if
Fatten em up for the wedding pic girls
Just cause I’m good with a “girl who I could whip eventually but she might take me deep into the late rounds”
Idk if
How old was I when I started to understand my mom was smarter than my dad …
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
How old was I when I started to understand my mom was smarter than my dad …
See that dad you were right
Sticking around home when mom was sick maybe was a mistake
Not mine you’res I’m sure some MFer told you to go learn Albanian culture
Sticking around home when mom was sick maybe was a mistake
Not mine you’res I’m sure some MFer told you to go learn Albanian culture
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
See that dad you were right
Sticking around home when mom was sick maybe was a mistake
Not mine you’res I’m sure some MFer told you to go learn Albanian culture
Sticking around home when mom was sick maybe was a mistake
Not mine you’res I’m sure some MFer told you to go learn Albanian culture