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I don’t do my own research.

🔹ANALYST: Football, Marketing, Sales
🔹DATAVIZ: Football, Current Events, Social and Political
🔹COMMENTARY: Football, Politics, Culture.
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ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.

If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The NFC West was 4-0 in this years’s playoffs when not facing each other:

The Rams were 2-0 outside of their division.

The 49ers were 1-0.

Seattle went 1-0 outside of their Division, with that sole win coming in the Super Bowl. Their other playoff wins were against the Rams and 49ers.
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Seahawks punter Michael Dickson had three punts land at the 2, at the 4, and at the 6. An incredible day, on the biggest stage.
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Harrison Butker no longer has the record for most FGs in a Super Bowl. #winning
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social do your thing! Georges Seurat? Paul Signac?
The most consistently excellent team all year long fittingly takes home the Lombardi
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
At least we can’t say the Patriots haven’t played anyone good anymore.
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Patriots punter Bryce Baringer is 75 punting yards away from a Super Bowl record. We might see history tonight!
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Teams shut out in the first half of the Super Bowl are 0-14 coming into tonight.
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
The Summer Olympics has some good combat sports like judo, taekwondo, and wrestling. It’s a major miss on Winter Olympics to not have one combat sport, and the obvious choice is Snowball Fighting.

Which country would excel at this?

#wintergames #Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
We are six minutes into the Olympics, and we have a power outage at the Curling venue! This Olympics is already awesome!
February 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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(RIDICULOUSLY REGAL-SOUNDING TRUMPET NOISES)

IT'S YOUR 2026 WINTER OLYMPICS PRIMER FROM SPORTS! EXCLAMATION POINT!

A QUICK SUMMARY OF THE IMPORTANT STUFF TO KNOW IN SPORTS YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED IN FOUR YEARS!

🎺 DAAAA-DAAAAAAAAA DA DUM-DUM-DUM etc. etc.
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved.
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It’s easier to track who is NOT in the #Epstein files. I started a list. Add to it if you know of any:

Calista Flockhart
Howard Dean
Mookie Wilson
DJ Baauer (hit single Harlem Shake)
Most of the GB Packers owners
Caitlin Clark
Zohran Mamdani
Jimmy Carter
Spuds MacKenzie
Manute Bol
Dan Quayle
February 1, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Incredible! Democrat wins seat in deep red TX district.

A sleeping giant is waking. People do not like seeing moms get shot in the face and nurses get shot in the back.
Texas State Senate District 9 Runoff 🔴➡️🔵flip.

Rehmet (D) 54,228 57.2%
Wambsgans (R) 40,570 42.8%

Trump carried this district by more than 17 points in 2024.

2022 Texas State Senate 9 Election Results
Hancock (R) 166,689 60.1%
Burud (D) 110,823 39.9%
February 1, 2026 at 11:29 AM
The 2026 #NFL salary cap has been announced and it's now $303.5M, a $24M increase over last year.
I created the chart below to show the cap over time and also to normalize the cap showing the figures in 1994 dollars (first year of the cap).
January 31, 2026 at 10:44 PM
On a per capita basis, is there a demographic that is more criminal than billionaires?
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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🚨 Sports Illustrarted’s Daily Rings is back! 🚨

🥇 Subscribers should have a teaser in their feeds NOW

@dangartland.bsky.social and I will be covering *all 16 sports*

Daily podcasts start Monday 2/2

🎧 Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

🎧 Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/2FG2WnU...
January 28, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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"Every day, I wake up and see the news and I'm horrified. I think it is crazy that some people make it sound like it's acceptable, like the murder of civilians is acceptable." - Victor Wembanyama says about the killings in Minnesota

Via DonHarris4/X
January 27, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Don’t get complacent. Don’t stop calling your representatives. Don’t stop boycotting. Don’t stop peaceful protests. Don’t stop the pressure. And never forget the people who were killed on video, and the many more killed or disappeared in secrecy. They’re trying to find scapegoats and run from this.
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The saddest confetti. 🙁
A live look at Broncos confetti which will not be utilized today.
January 25, 2026 at 11:18 PM
What's your favorite memory of the Jarrett Stidham era?
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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I will also be reposting a ton and trying to help people find great stuff on the Olympics.

You can start here, and I’ll keep adding to it: go.bsky.app/H39APXB
January 25, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Are we prepared as a society to deal with how obnoxious and insufferable Sean Payton will be if he leads the #Broncos with a backup QB to the Super Bowl? #NFL
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM