JPAnalyst
@jaydpauley.bsky.social
I don’t do my own research.
🔹ANALYST: Football, Marketing, Sales
🔹DATAVIZ: Football, Current Events, Social and Political
🔹COMMENTARY: Football, Politics, Culture.
🔹ANALYST: Football, Marketing, Sales
🔹DATAVIZ: Football, Current Events, Social and Political
🔹COMMENTARY: Football, Politics, Culture.
I grew up on the border of Milford and Orange! Orange Ave Middle School.
February 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I grew up on the border of Milford and Orange! Orange Ave Middle School.
I graduated with the guy who became Sir Purr, the Carolina Panthers mascot.
Do you remember the time Sir Purr jumped on a live ball in the end-zone? The human inside of that Sir Purr was the one I graduated with.
Do you remember the time Sir Purr jumped on a live ball in the end-zone? The human inside of that Sir Purr was the one I graduated with.
February 12, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I graduated with the guy who became Sir Purr, the Carolina Panthers mascot.
Do you remember the time Sir Purr jumped on a live ball in the end-zone? The human inside of that Sir Purr was the one I graduated with.
Do you remember the time Sir Purr jumped on a live ball in the end-zone? The human inside of that Sir Purr was the one I graduated with.
They’re all equally amazing and the best in the world. So it only makes sense to judge it on song choice. That puts the Lithuanian team last, unfortunately.
February 11, 2026 at 10:05 PM
They’re all equally amazing and the best in the world. So it only makes sense to judge it on song choice. That puts the Lithuanian team last, unfortunately.
Imagine if Obama shut down flights into and out of a city for no apparent reason, and then lifted the flight ban…also for no reason.
We have never been more unserious as a country than we are today.
We have never been more unserious as a country than we are today.
February 11, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Imagine if Obama shut down flights into and out of a city for no apparent reason, and then lifted the flight ban…also for no reason.
We have never been more unserious as a country than we are today.
We have never been more unserious as a country than we are today.
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Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
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ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
In three days Trump will announce a fake agreement with Canada in which they will pay America back for everything, and that he (Trump) saved the Stanley Cup.
February 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
In three days Trump will announce a fake agreement with Canada in which they will pay America back for everything, and that he (Trump) saved the Stanley Cup.
The NFC West was 4-0 in this years’s playoffs when not facing each other:
The Rams were 2-0 outside of their division.
The 49ers were 1-0.
Seattle went 1-0 outside of their Division, with that sole win coming in the Super Bowl. Their other playoff wins were against the Rams and 49ers.
The Rams were 2-0 outside of their division.
The 49ers were 1-0.
Seattle went 1-0 outside of their Division, with that sole win coming in the Super Bowl. Their other playoff wins were against the Rams and 49ers.
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
The NFC West was 4-0 in this years’s playoffs when not facing each other:
The Rams were 2-0 outside of their division.
The 49ers were 1-0.
Seattle went 1-0 outside of their Division, with that sole win coming in the Super Bowl. Their other playoff wins were against the Rams and 49ers.
The Rams were 2-0 outside of their division.
The 49ers were 1-0.
Seattle went 1-0 outside of their Division, with that sole win coming in the Super Bowl. Their other playoff wins were against the Rams and 49ers.
Seahawks punter Michael Dickson had three punts land at the 2, at the 4, and at the 6. An incredible day, on the biggest stage.
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Seahawks punter Michael Dickson had three punts land at the 2, at the 4, and at the 6. An incredible day, on the biggest stage.
I thought it was an inside joke that I wasn’t aware of.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I thought it was an inside joke that I wasn’t aware of.
@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social do your thing! Georges Seurat? Paul Signac?
The most consistently excellent team all year long fittingly takes home the Lombardi
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social do your thing! Georges Seurat? Paul Signac?
Right? I was doing the dishes and stopped in my tracks when I started to hear the narrator, then it ended up being some bullshit.
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Right? I was doing the dishes and stopped in my tracks when I started to hear the narrator, then it ended up being some bullshit.
At least we can’t say the Patriots haven’t played anyone good anymore.
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
At least we can’t say the Patriots haven’t played anyone good anymore.
Let’s keep it going!
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Let’s keep it going!
Myers just made that tackle on the kick return. Now what say you?
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Myers just made that tackle on the kick return. Now what say you?
No. Here’s the list www.espn.com/nfl/superbow...
Super Bowl MVPs - Super Bowl History - National Football League - ESPN
Find out who won the MVP Award for every Super Bowl in NFL pro football history.
www.espn.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
No. Here’s the list www.espn.com/nfl/superbow...
A ginger six!
a new york jets football player wearing a green jersey with the number 14 on it
ALT: a new york jets football player wearing a green jersey with the number 14 on it
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
A ginger six!
Patriots punter Bryce Baringer is 75 punting yards away from a Super Bowl record. We might see history tonight!
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Patriots punter Bryce Baringer is 75 punting yards away from a Super Bowl record. We might see history tonight!
When Adrian Peterson is getting only 26 yards in 14 carries, it’s just not your day. www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/20...
New York Giants at Minnesota Vikings - December 13th, 2010 | Pro-Football-Reference.com
New York Giants 21 at Minnesota Vikings 3 on December 13th, 2010 - Full team and player stats and box score
www.pro-football-reference.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
When Adrian Peterson is getting only 26 yards in 14 carries, it’s just not your day. www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/20...
Bryce Baringer with 217 punting yards at the half.
Super Bowl record is 430, by Kyle Richardson of Baltimore vs NYG
Chris Kluwe record is 438 yards 12/13/10 vs NYG
Super Bowl record is 430, by Kyle Richardson of Baltimore vs NYG
Chris Kluwe record is 438 yards 12/13/10 vs NYG
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Bryce Baringer with 217 punting yards at the half.
Super Bowl record is 430, by Kyle Richardson of Baltimore vs NYG
Chris Kluwe record is 438 yards 12/13/10 vs NYG
Super Bowl record is 430, by Kyle Richardson of Baltimore vs NYG
Chris Kluwe record is 438 yards 12/13/10 vs NYG
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Teams shut out in the first half of the Super Bowl are 0-14 coming into tonight.
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Teams shut out in the first half of the Super Bowl are 0-14 coming into tonight.
This is a one-score game and great defense. This is, so far an interesting game, and likely an interesting finish.
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
This is a one-score game and great defense. This is, so far an interesting game, and likely an interesting finish.
I finally found something that you and Robert Kennedy Jr. have in common!
February 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I finally found something that you and Robert Kennedy Jr. have in common!