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JPAnalyst
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🔹ANALYST: Football, Marketing, Sales
🔹DATAVIZ: Football, Current Events, Social and Political
🔹COMMENTARY: Football, Politics, Culture.
🥇 "fuck" (26 times)
🥈 "fucking fascist" (12 times)
🥉 "watch his hips" (10 times)
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You look so kind in your pic too. Disappointed. By the way, I haven’t actually talked about football with you, neither of us have talked about football. We simply discussed the idea of fandom. So you’re making a lot of assumptions.
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Man, I wish you two could have a discussion without calling people names. There’s that anger, we’re talking about. Oof!
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A lot of white and beige. On brand.
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Oh, you have a great point. I didn’t mean to shit on it. It’s just 2025 and all, and unthinkable things keep happening. That’s where my head is at.
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. I’m sure someone’s looking for loopholes in the constitution on human slavery.
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’m thankful you two have each other during these tough times. Chinup! The playoffs are right around the corner, I think the talent is there for the Eagles to right the ship when it matters the most.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
LOL.

People always complain about how much Trump golfs. But I’m like…let that man enjoy as much golf as he wants. When he’s golfing he isn’t invading Venezuela or tariffing pasta at 600%.
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Man, I just want them to win next week so nobody gets hurt!
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’m still riding high from the 2011 Giants!
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Cheers! Happy holidays!
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
There is only one person throwing ad homs, and that’s you. You’re not equipped to have a light-hearted debate about fandom on the internet.
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
He literally use the word how long before we’re “allowed to be *mad*”- his words. You’re trying to make a semantic argument, because you lost your argument on merit. He asked a question and I answered it.
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I’m predicting that comment will disappear within five minutes
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You’re letting your anger about the Eagles not being hard enough in first place, carry over to how you talk to people. This is the risk when you’re too easily mad about things not being perfect. Congrats on first place and the Lombardi.
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Guy asked me a question, I answered it honestly. Should I lie? If people ask questions, there’s always the risk of hearing an answer they don’t like.
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Your anger and disappointment won’t make the Eagles play any harder. Choose joy, enjoy the ride. The Eagles have given you all more than you deserve.
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Maybe the criteria should be wait until you’re not literally in first place while also holding the Lombardi trophy at the same time. An extremely high bar, but one the Eagles are above right now.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m a Mets fan. Pretty much the exact same thing as being a Bears fan, so I feel you on that. Our last World Series championship was a mere 9 months after the Bears last won a Lombardi. 40 years of misery since.
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Y’all can’t say anything on the internet without the most uncreative “LOL 28-3” troll comment. 100% of the time, this happens. I feel for Falcons fans.
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM