OR nurse, doing pre-surgery questions: "Are there any other things we should refrain from giving you due to religious, spiritual or deeply held beliefs?"
80some guy next to me: "mRNA"
:long pause:
Very underpaid OR nurse: "Well, we won't be vaccinating you during your double bypass, so that's fine!"
80some guy next to me: "mRNA"
:long pause:
Very underpaid OR nurse: "Well, we won't be vaccinating you during your double bypass, so that's fine!"
October 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
OR nurse, doing pre-surgery questions: "Are there any other things we should refrain from giving you due to religious, spiritual or deeply held beliefs?"
80some guy next to me: "mRNA"
:long pause:
Very underpaid OR nurse: "Well, we won't be vaccinating you during your double bypass, so that's fine!"
80some guy next to me: "mRNA"
:long pause:
Very underpaid OR nurse: "Well, we won't be vaccinating you during your double bypass, so that's fine!"
happy to report that I am still gay as hell for General Olivier Armstrong
April 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
happy to report that I am still gay as hell for General Olivier Armstrong
We have to hold the line. www.guttmacher.org/report/stabi...
"Illinois remains a key access point for the South and Midwest, because of both its geographic location and the efforts of the state government, abortion providers and support organizations to build a robust infrastructure..." (cont.)
"Illinois remains a key access point for the South and Midwest, because of both its geographic location and the efforts of the state government, abortion providers and support organizations to build a robust infrastructure..." (cont.)
Stability in the Number of Abortions from 2023 to 2024 in US States Without Total Bans Masks Major Shifts in Access
www.guttmacher.org
April 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
We have to hold the line. www.guttmacher.org/report/stabi...
"Illinois remains a key access point for the South and Midwest, because of both its geographic location and the efforts of the state government, abortion providers and support organizations to build a robust infrastructure..." (cont.)
"Illinois remains a key access point for the South and Midwest, because of both its geographic location and the efforts of the state government, abortion providers and support organizations to build a robust infrastructure..." (cont.)
It's Yell at the Administration About Dumb and Racist Immigration Rules Time!
act.surj.org/a/action-hou...
I mean, it's always Yell at the Administration About Dumb and Racist Immigration Rules Time, but there's, like, a link.
act.surj.org/a/action-hou...
I mean, it's always Yell at the Administration About Dumb and Racist Immigration Rules Time, but there's, like, a link.
SURJ + NAA Action Hour Toolkit
act.surj.org
April 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It's Yell at the Administration About Dumb and Racist Immigration Rules Time!
act.surj.org/a/action-hou...
I mean, it's always Yell at the Administration About Dumb and Racist Immigration Rules Time, but there's, like, a link.
act.surj.org/a/action-hou...
I mean, it's always Yell at the Administration About Dumb and Racist Immigration Rules Time, but there's, like, a link.
Easter is coming, which means it's time for my brain to go "nanananananananananananana BUTTER LAMB" on repeat for the next two weeks.
(I am not making this up. Okay, usually people don't sing cartoon theme songs about them, but: buffalobutterlambs.com/history/)
(I am not making this up. Okay, usually people don't sing cartoon theme songs about them, but: buffalobutterlambs.com/history/)
History - Malczewski's Butter Lambs
The Malczewski Butter Lamb is more than just butter shaped into a lamb. It has religious meaning and history dating back to the Middle Ages!
buffalobutterlambs.com
April 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Easter is coming, which means it's time for my brain to go "nanananananananananananana BUTTER LAMB" on repeat for the next two weeks.
(I am not making this up. Okay, usually people don't sing cartoon theme songs about them, but: buffalobutterlambs.com/history/)
(I am not making this up. Okay, usually people don't sing cartoon theme songs about them, but: buffalobutterlambs.com/history/)
Watching Gen Z vloggers covering the fandom scandals of my youth like a suburban dad fondly reminiscing about his checkered past.
April 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Watching Gen Z vloggers covering the fandom scandals of my youth like a suburban dad fondly reminiscing about his checkered past.
Ilia Romanovich, get up and get your medal, you little edgelord. You did great. #isuworlds
March 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Ilia Romanovich, get up and get your medal, you little edgelord. You did great. #isuworlds
Apparently there was a Severance season finale? I feel like I've wandered into a party where I don't know any of the very friendly drunk people, and I'm just there with some chips and 0 clues going "No, no, I get it, Helly's been through so much. You're right, Jame is SUCH a dick. What a cute goat!"
March 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Apparently there was a Severance season finale? I feel like I've wandered into a party where I don't know any of the very friendly drunk people, and I'm just there with some chips and 0 clues going "No, no, I get it, Helly's been through so much. You're right, Jame is SUCH a dick. What a cute goat!"
The absolute hands-down most delicious popcorn I have ever tasted ALSO benefits a beloved small-but-mighty reproductive rights nonprofit? I'd say "sign me up" but frankly I've already spent a slightly embarrassing amount. Worth it, though. The white cheddar is SO GOOD.
It's TIME! Please help support The Clinic Vest Project by purchasing some delicious popcorn on our behalf! We get 50% of the profits. Please click on the link below - we thank you for your support! Open for FOUR DAYS ONLY from 3/18 - 3/22, so don't wait too long!
popup.doublegood.com/s/50xwt63d
popup.doublegood.com/s/50xwt63d
CVP’s Pop-Up Store: 4 Days Only!
Click here to buy our delicious popcorn and 50% of your purchase benefits this fundraiser. #doublegood #dgpopup
popup.doublegood.com
March 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The absolute hands-down most delicious popcorn I have ever tasted ALSO benefits a beloved small-but-mighty reproductive rights nonprofit? I'd say "sign me up" but frankly I've already spent a slightly embarrassing amount. Worth it, though. The white cheddar is SO GOOD.
Augusta Holmès was a French composer and poet from an Irish family. She wrote all of the texts for her work, including librettos for her four operas. She was deeply inspired by Wagner, and I'd be surprised if his nationalism didn't influence her symphonic poems Irlande and Pologne.
February 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Augusta Holmès was a French composer and poet from an Irish family. She wrote all of the texts for her work, including librettos for her four operas. She was deeply inspired by Wagner, and I'd be surprised if his nationalism didn't influence her symphonic poems Irlande and Pologne.
you: "Ad fontes!" :)
me, an intellectual:
me, an intellectual:
February 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
you: "Ad fontes!" :)
me, an intellectual:
me, an intellectual:
literally anything: "ineffable"
my trash brain, part 1: "ah, yes, incapable of being effed"
my trash brain, part 2: "not with THAT attitude it isn't"
anyway, pursue hot nasty queer sex with the One, I guess
my trash brain, part 1: "ah, yes, incapable of being effed"
my trash brain, part 2: "not with THAT attitude it isn't"
anyway, pursue hot nasty queer sex with the One, I guess
February 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
literally anything: "ineffable"
my trash brain, part 1: "ah, yes, incapable of being effed"
my trash brain, part 2: "not with THAT attitude it isn't"
anyway, pursue hot nasty queer sex with the One, I guess
my trash brain, part 1: "ah, yes, incapable of being effed"
my trash brain, part 2: "not with THAT attitude it isn't"
anyway, pursue hot nasty queer sex with the One, I guess
:shakes local library to make comfort reads fall out: (but gently, bc we love the library)
February 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
:shakes local library to make comfort reads fall out: (but gently, bc we love the library)
Joyous Imbolc! The Wheel still turns, and spring is on its way. Despite the cold and dark, there is still warmth and light in our future.
....and now I'm going to fulfill the stupid ritual obligation of cleaning. Make way for spring, etc.
....and now I'm going to fulfill the stupid ritual obligation of cleaning. Make way for spring, etc.
February 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Joyous Imbolc! The Wheel still turns, and spring is on its way. Despite the cold and dark, there is still warmth and light in our future.
....and now I'm going to fulfill the stupid ritual obligation of cleaning. Make way for spring, etc.
....and now I'm going to fulfill the stupid ritual obligation of cleaning. Make way for spring, etc.
Found your "hairbrush-karaoke-wait-why-am-I-crying" banger for the week. No need to thank me. No, really, credit goes to @shadowtodd.bsky.social.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsLL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsLL...
Beach Bunny - Clueless (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Beach Bunny
www.youtube.com
January 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Found your "hairbrush-karaoke-wait-why-am-I-crying" banger for the week. No need to thank me. No, really, credit goes to @shadowtodd.bsky.social.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsLL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsLL...
Me: surely I have rooted out all the residual Catholicism
Also me: they said WHAT about a BISHOP?!!??
Also me: they said WHAT about a BISHOP?!!??
January 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Me: surely I have rooted out all the residual Catholicism
Also me: they said WHAT about a BISHOP?!!??
Also me: they said WHAT about a BISHOP?!!??
OH I ADORE THEM
@jayemgriffin.bsky.social look at this friend!
My mom made this before I was born.
January 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
OH I ADORE THEM
Told my dad I was running my D&D game tonight, and he told me to have fun being the master of ceremonies. I will be running all future games in a tux and tails and NOT taking feedback on this choice.
January 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Told my dad I was running my D&D game tonight, and he told me to have fun being the master of ceremonies. I will be running all future games in a tux and tails and NOT taking feedback on this choice.
For a Middle Eastern region, Ancient Egypt had a surprising lack of theophanic literature, which would make it the first non-prophet organization.
January 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
For a Middle Eastern region, Ancient Egypt had a surprising lack of theophanic literature, which would make it the first non-prophet organization.
Only took me a year and a half. 28 ct. over one, one thread. Border squares are fairy tale scenes from Le filet brode, edited by Boucherie and Co. circa 1900. Lettering is from some pamphlet my mother got like fifty years ago, I can get the cites if needed.
January 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Only took me a year and a half. 28 ct. over one, one thread. Border squares are fairy tale scenes from Le filet brode, edited by Boucherie and Co. circa 1900. Lettering is from some pamphlet my mother got like fifty years ago, I can get the cites if needed.
rest in piss Anita Bryant, happy Thursday night everybody
January 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
rest in piss Anita Bryant, happy Thursday night everybody
It's getting colder here, and our clinic is still welcoming patients from all over. Many of them don't have a Midwest-appropriate change of clothes or basic supplies, so FPA has a wish list of items they can provide to folks who need them. Please help if you can!
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
November 16, 2024 at 10:36 PM
It's getting colder here, and our clinic is still welcoming patients from all over. Many of them don't have a Midwest-appropriate change of clothes or basic supplies, so FPA has a wish list of items they can provide to folks who need them. Please help if you can!
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
I don't know what y'all are expecting following me. I'm here to lurk on people who are funnier than I am <3
July 20, 2023 at 1:26 AM
I don't know what y'all are expecting following me. I'm here to lurk on people who are funnier than I am <3