http://twitch.tv/jayleevt
the boss is monologing philosophically about the nature of human existence and I keep interrupting them to talk to fat birds
the boss is monologing philosophically about the nature of human existence and I keep interrupting them to talk to fat birds
My state is famous for literally one thing
My state is famous for literally one thing
Y'ALL DO NOT *APPRECIATE* YOUR TEETH ENOUGH
go bite into something really hard and crunchy. bite your nails. HOLD A PEN IN YOUR TEETH. smile real big. omg open a plastic wrapper with your teeth. do it for me. aaaaaaa.
Y'ALL DO NOT *APPRECIATE* YOUR TEETH ENOUGH
go bite into something really hard and crunchy. bite your nails. HOLD A PEN IN YOUR TEETH. smile real big. omg open a plastic wrapper with your teeth. do it for me. aaaaaaa.
i just.... have hot nerdy men with accents and pretty eyes????
i just.... have hot nerdy men with accents and pretty eyes????
husband: king of the hill???
me: whatever. or the one where the guy's head is french fries...
husband: the WHAT
me: futurama?
husband: it's NOT futurama
husband: king of the hill???
me: whatever. or the one where the guy's head is french fries...
husband: the WHAT
me: futurama?
husband: it's NOT futurama
BUT THEN NEVER SHOW US. THE FUCKING LYRICS.
IT'S DONE THIS TO ME 3X NOW.
BUT THEN NEVER SHOW US. THE FUCKING LYRICS.
IT'S DONE THIS TO ME 3X NOW.
and you're someone with no chill. you have never NOT called someone out in your life. and it's like. "trust me this is a not an issue"
and you're someone with no chill. you have never NOT called someone out in your life. and it's like. "trust me this is a not an issue"